Farce footballer Carlos "Kaiser" Henrique Raposo managed a two-decade career among Brazilian football’s elite without ever playing. We discuss his wildest escapades (including sex, bodybuilding and a career-saving punch-up with a fan) with Louis Myles the British film-maker behind an incredible documentary on this unique "player". In the music part of the show, septuagenarian Dona Onete speaks about the prejudice people from the Amazon have faced and bringing its music to the world. And Salvador’s BaianaSystem tell us about the instruments crucial to the Carnival sound, their love of vintage Congolese rumba and pick their favourite moments of the Brazilian national team.