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Quentessential

40 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings

A Comedy podcast hosted by Allie & Jordan Quent.

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Episodes

36 - w/ Porter Crandell

February 08, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

Jordan hangs out around the dinner table with his friend Porter Crandell as they dive into conspiracy theories such as Ancient Aliens, Younger Dryas, and Hollow Earth. Enjoy.

35 - Testimony Open Mic

January 25, 2023 10:00 - 39 minutes - 90.1 MB

This week, Allie stumbles upon a gold mine full of juicy "Fast & Testimony Meeting" stories. We've all been there, It's almost always uncomfortable, but they always make for good entertainment, baby. Come on down and be our neighbor. Let's dive right in! Follow Us! Instagram: @Quentessentialpod TikTok: @Quentessentialpod YouTube: @Quentessentialpod

34 - Allie's Adoption Story

January 18, 2023 10:00 - 34 minutes - 78.4 MB

Allie goes viral on TikTok for sharing a snippet of her unique adoption story, and after seeing hundreds of "Story Time?" comments, we decided to give the people what they want and dive right in, baby! Follow Us! Instagram: @quentessentialpod TikTok: @quentessentialpod YouTube: @quentessentialpod

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January 04, 2023 10:00 - 46 minutes - 106 MB

New year, new season, new studio, same old vibes, baby. There's way too many things that we need to leave in 2022 and the Quents are here to discuss them. Also, who was right in the Mint Ice Cream debacle? Please let us know

#33

January 04, 2023 10:00 - 46 minutes - 106 MB

New year, new season, new studio, same old vibes, baby. There's way too many things that we need to leave in 2022 and the Quents are here to discuss them. Also, who was right in the Mint Ice Cream debacle? Please let us know <3 Instagram: @quentessentialpod TikTok: @quentessentialpod YouTube: @quentessentialpod Email: [email protected]

32 - Just Be You, Baby

November 02, 2022 10:00 - 41 minutes - 96 MB

The Gang gets nostalgic, takes a nice stroll down memory lane, and end up getting emotional believe it or not. Instagram: @quentessentialpod Tiktok: @quentessentialpod Email: [email protected] This Week's Sponsors: -threadwallets.com

31 - Granny Gigolo

October 26, 2022 10:00 - 41 minutes - 94.6 MB

It's officially spooky season baby. The weather's cool, and the vibes are immaculate. Jordan and Allie remember wild stories, read new confessions, and have a good time, gosh dang it. Instagram: @quentessentialpod Tiktok: @quentessentialpod Email: [email protected] This week's sponsor: evoracompany.com 

30 - Horny Hogwarts

October 19, 2022 10:00 - 42 minutes - 98.3 MB

This week, Allie and Jordan gather 'round the campfire to teach everybody common courtesy, read fan-submitted confessions, debate Harry Potter's sexual activity, and much more. Just a couple of buddies hanging out and shooting the shit. Come tag along! Instagram: @quentessentialpod Tiktok: @quentessentialpod Email: [email protected] This Week's Sponsors: -BRKSTgolf.com -threadwallets.com  

29 - "Zippity Doo-Dah" Day

October 12, 2022 10:00 - 42 minutes - 97.3 MB

This episode is filled with Main character energy, and way too many car stories. Allie and Jordan share some heartfelt thoughts while sprinkling in that same old banter you've come to know and love. Happy National "Zippity Doo Dah" Day, everybody! Go ride real fast on a motorcycle! Contact Us! Instagram: @quentessentialpod TikTok: @quentessentialpod Email: [email protected] This week's sponsors: -evoracompany.com -BRKFSTgolf.com

28 - w/ Garrett LeSueur

October 05, 2022 11:18 - 1 hour - 143 MB

This week, Allie and Jordan are joined by the winner of this year's "Best Guy Around" Award; Garrett LeSueur. The Gang talks about wild conspiracy theories, Highschool memories, and all things Virtual Reality. Man you guys are lucky that your ears get to hear this shit. Don't take it for granted.

27 - From Anus to Genius

September 28, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 113 MB

I heard through the grapevine that somebody cheated in chess bc he had morse-code-writing nanobots jammed in his keester. Also the gang gets hit with so many "Would You Rather'''s that it is reminiscent of Harry Potter 1 when the owls flood the damn house with Envelopes somehow. Go ahead and press the 'Play' button please <3 Instagram: @quentessentialpod TikTok: @quentessentialpod Email: [email protected]

26 - Cold-Blooded Elephants

September 21, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 149 MB

Elephants commit gang-related violence, Dolphins have beef with rival tribes, and filling up Noah's Ark was probably a tremendous hassle. Press the play button and use your ears to enjoy the words coming from our dry sticky mouths.

25 - It’s a Conspiracy, I’m tellin’ ya!

September 14, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 142 MB

Join us for the ride of a lifetime. The drive starts off with some sweet high school memories and then we take a pit stop to use the restroom. Our final destination is the Tartarian empire. Buckle up kids!

24 - Don't Call it a Comeback

September 07, 2022 12:00 - 45 minutes - 103 MB

They're back, baby! Jordan and Allie have moved home from Miami and are back in the Studio where they belong. Giving life updates, debating whether or not they're shitty people, and going off on so many tangents It's like they're in an episode of Family Guy. Instagram: @Quentessentialpod Email: [email protected]

23 - Stranded In Atlanta

April 04, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 170 MB

The Quent family finds themselves up Shit Creek without a paddle. Luckily Allie and Jordan lived to tell the tale. They discuss their big life change, and bullshit together like old times.

22 - w/ Michael Udall

March 28, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 225 MB

AZ native Michael Udall is a Pro gamer, twitch streamer, esports organization owner, commentator, and was the 2016 ‘Heroes of the Dorm’ champion for ASU. He truly is one of the most interesting and entertaining guys out there. This episode isn’t long enough.

20 - w/ Obi Ben

March 14, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 154 MB

Obi Ben is a Salt Lake City based Artist whose music has been featured on playlists such as Spotify’s ‘New Music Friday’, and boasts millions of plays on YouTube. We learn about his experiences in the Music Industry thus far, get insight on some of his creative processes, and talk about how Utah is quite literally Hell on Earth. Come join in, you might just learn a thing or two.

19 - That Makes My Glaw Jaw!

March 07, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 143 MB

Hey Everyone, we hate Stanley Cups and we're not afraid to say it. Also, real Basketball fans only please. This week, our "That Won't Do" list is overflowing with baloney. So come along for the ride, but don't scream when you hear a swear word. Or else I'll turn this car around gosh dang it.

18 - The Lost Voice Episode

February 28, 2022 10:00 - 51 minutes - 119 MB

Allie's voice got lost somewhere in Cali but that doesn't mean we can't still shoot the shit. We Discuss Jordan's first paid Comedy gig, weird insect bathroom techniques, teenage gang-bangs in 'Euphoria', and much more. This episode's a shorty but still a goodie that's for sure.

18 - The Lost Voice

February 28, 2022 10:00 - 51 minutes - 119 MB

Allie's voice got lost somewhere in Cali but that doesn't mean we can't still shoot the shit. We Discuss Jordan's first paid Comedy gig, weird insect bathroom techniques, teenage gang-bangs in 'Euphoria', and much more. This episode's a shorty but still a goodie that's for sure.

17 - Adam and Kimee Turley

February 21, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 195 MB

The famous Adam Turley and his wife Kimberlee Turley bless us with their presence on the podcast this week! We talk about our fun weekend in Cali, Allies little secret, and some stuff that's better left unsaid. We've got no filters over here. Please enjoy.

17 - GUESTS Adam and Kimee Turley

February 21, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 195 MB

The famous Adam Turley and his wife Kimberlee Turley bless us with their presence on the podcast this week! We talk about our fun weekend in Cali, Allies little secret, and some stuff that's better left unsaid. We've got no filters over here. Please enjoy.

17 - w/ Adam and Kimee Turley

February 21, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 195 MB

The famous Adam Turley and his wife Kimberlee Turley bless us with their presence on the podcast this week! We talk about our fun weekend in Cali, Allies little secret, and some stuff that's better left unsaid. We've got no filters over here. Please enjoy.

16 - Valentine's Day Episode

February 14, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 179 MB

Well hidey-ho there, gang. Gather 'round, sit down criss-cross applesauce, and feast your ears. Dating horror stories, tales of forbidden architecture lovers, and some tear jerking booty music. We've got it all.

15 - King Ass Ripper

January 31, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

We get real real nostalgic on you guys this episode. From ranking the hottest Disney Princes, to remembering who were the biggest sluts at our High schools. Allie gets introduced to the infamous "King Ass Ripper", and we play some of our favorite games.

14 - Weenie Worms

January 24, 2022 13:00 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MB

Crackhead comedians, worms that swim into d*ck holes, and nonconsensual interior decorating. Come along for the ride, baby.

13 - Coming Out Party

January 17, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

Jordan and Allie open up about their faith transition and their current stance on religion. They play a friendly game of "Would you rather", and discover how big Rasputin's d*ck is. Tune in for all the dirty details.

12 - Settlers Of Zarahemla

January 10, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

Guess who's back, baby! Due to popular demand, Jordan is joined once again by the one and only Allie Quent! They talk about their shared hatred for missionaries, break down some unwritten rules of society, and tell stories about people shitting their pants. Just an average day at Quentessential studios.

11 - Introducing: Allie Quent

January 03, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

Jordan is joined by his lovely wife Allie Quent. They talk about bodily functions obviously, dumbos on social media, and re-kindle their love while answering fan-submitted questions.

11 - Allie Quent

January 03, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

Jordan is joined by his lovely wife Allie Quent. They talk about bodily functions obviously, dumbos on social media, and re-kindle their love while answering fan-submitted questions.

10 - Who Farted In My Cereal?

December 20, 2021 13:00 - 50 minutes - 116 MB

Jordan flirts with the idea of selling farts online, is diagnosed as "Mildly Sociopathic", and desperately tries to re-launch his rap career. Instagram: Instagram.com/jordanrquent TikTok: tiktok.com/@jordanrquent 

9 - Gimme The Sploosh!

December 13, 2021 13:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

Jordan discusses unpopular opinions, daydreams about life at Camp GreenLake, and reads fan-submitted hookup stories. It's *wild* out there. Instagram: Instagram.com/jordanrquent TikTok: tiktok.com/@jordanrquent

8 - Mr. Specific

December 06, 2021 13:00 - 51 minutes - 47.8 MB

Stolen parking spots, Guatemalan rivers, and stinky first date surprises. This one's a doozie.

7 - Anime Magellan

November 29, 2021 13:00 - 56 minutes - 52.4 MB

Jordan paves the way for all of the closeted anime fans, dodges a bullet in a parking garage, and experiences PTSD thinking about Modern Warfare 2 Lobbies.

6 - Friendsgiving

November 22, 2021 13:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MB

If you like Angels of Death, hate seeing your extended family at Thanksgiving, and are starting to think you were actually drugged by that girl back in 2015, then this episode is perfect for you. Take a seat <3.

5 - The Brother-In-Law Episode

November 15, 2021 14:13 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MB

Dark Souls, Lonely Strip Clubs, and wannabe Cowboys. Jordan applies for a job at Fruit Roll-Ups, and bombs on stage. Enjoy.

4 - Franky The Trash Cat

November 08, 2021 22:05 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

Jordan tries to adopt a new friend, teaches everybody a free lesson on gym etiquette, and accidentally talks about his emotions.

3 - The 25 Year Old Grandpa

November 01, 2021 12:00 - 36 minutes - 83.4 MB

Jordan recaps the past week, explains his road trip struggles, and recounts his famous elementary school bathroom story.

2 - Get Out of My Window

October 27, 2021 14:00 - 47 minutes - 108 MB

Jordan rants about annoying coffee baristas and boring T.V. shows. Reminisces about kids getting hurt in elementary school, and asks the hard hitting questions about your bathroom habits.

1 - Old People Suck

October 25, 2021 02:31 - 41 minutes - 94.9 MB

Jordan introduces himself and the Podcast, complains about old people, talks about hobos in his backyard, and more.