Professionally Amateur
50 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago -Just a couple of friends discussing everything from games and music to our mundane lives and how simple inconveniences impact them. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support
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Professionally Amateur #50
August 26, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 99.2 MBCan you guess who gets yelled before the show even began? God damn right it was me. This is the big FIVE OH episode and in true Professionally Amateur fashion we completely dick up the into while Millitello rages. This week the Boys hear about Millitello's band (ashes rise) first cover, Millitello tells everyone about his potential new farm, Horse testicle physics, and the Boys get asked a lot of personal questions. So why not stop by and help get this episode copyrighted just to infuriate M...
Professionally Amateur #49
August 19, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 98.1 MBWell guess who's back and settled in his new home? That's right, its me. And Millitello showed up too but I carry the show like usual. This week the Boys talk about Millitello's band, difficulty with the modern world, how condos are shit and how my house is probably haunted and why I don't go in the basement. So stop on by for a listen and let us know if you also hear that disembodied voice. Podcast phone number (231) 753-6047 Podcast Email: [email protected] Millite...
Professionally Amateur #48 (Brad Hall/Drunk Nature)
August 13, 2021 02:52 - 1 hour - 123 MBYou know who is here for this podcast? That's right, no one from the Macaroni Mafia showed up. But Brad Hall from drunk nature stumbled out of the woods long enough to sit down with Millitello. This week not the Boys talk about what its like having facial hair, how to ruin your body, Brads comedy career, and how there isn't a secret great lake. So why not stop on by and have a listen or don't and get lost in the woods. Or take a look at Brad Hall's show Drunk Nature and learn how survive ine...
Professionally Amateur #47 (Vostik)
August 05, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBCan you guess who is apart podcast? You probably guessed it because I added the guests to the episode title. Yeah, that's right. The Boys are making upgrades people. This week the Boys talk with Vostik about his streaming career, how to emulate adult video stars, TikTok comes up and we all know how I feel about it, and apparently this has been our best podcast yet. You know who wasn't supposed to hear that? Me. you know who did hear that? Again me. So I guess stop on by and have a listen and ...
Professionally Amateur #46 (enter episode #45)
July 29, 2021 02:43 - 1 hour - 103 MBAre you seeing this right? Did someone forget how numbers work? Am I illiterate? Obviously none of those are correct. The individual who is supposed to be getting the podcast together is still on hiatus instead of doing their job. But the 45th episode is hear and you can listen to whatever the Boys talked about two or three weeks ago. I'm not even gonna pretend like I remember a fraction of what we talked about. So stop on by and pretend like you're time traveling while you listen. Or don't ...
Professionally Amateur #45 (technically #46)
July 22, 2021 05:12 - 1 hour - 96 MBGuess who is back sort of during their move? That's right, its me so suck it. Or don't because you're an adult with free will. unless your a child then stay the hell away from me. I'm gonna level with you. I wasn't apart of this podcast and have no idea what was said. What did the Boys talk about this week? could it have been crypto investments, the secrets of Atlantis, proper hygiene for you furry friends, basic car maintenance, how to survive a post apocalyptic future that was started from...
Professionally Amateur #44
June 24, 2021 05:04 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBLet's talk about copyright law kids. can you guess what happened this week? That's right, its a Vin Diesel episode so buckle up. This week obviously Vin Diesel comes up, we learn why the Boys always have a good time gaming. The Boys also talk about parenting best practices, and the down fall of the U.S.. That's right, we can also get heavy. It doesn't sound smart and we don't have the words to describe it but we try. So why not stop on by and listen to some copyrighted garbage. Podcast phon...
Professionally Amateur #43
June 18, 2021 01:15 - 1 hour - 83.8 MBDid Skynet get us again?! No, no it did not. Things were getting a little too professional so we had drop this late to make sure you know we don't take it seriously. Right out the gate this week the Boys give a crash course on ass eating, we find out Millitello had been gaming on a office still Dell computer, the Boys get a little political discussing a representative talking about the mentally challenge, and you get to see the process of how we figure out what to cover on Cracked Pots. So s...
Professionally Amateur #42
June 10, 2021 03:21 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBLooks Like Millitello and Me have to carry the stream team on our backs this week. That's right, its just the two of us (you better have read that like Bill Withers was singing). Right out the gate the Boys talk about Alex Jones conspiracies come true, we find out how heavy a fish tank is, Millitello discusses his car maintenance or the lack there of and Millitello might be shaving the beard. so stop on by and have a listen while you're drinking your adrenochrome. Or don't drink it and don't...
Professionally Amateur #41
June 03, 2021 04:55 - 1 hour - 112 MBWell guess who has a guest this week? That's right, its us, the Boys. This episode we have Rylionn. He is a caster on the E-sports scene as well as a competitive League player. Right out the gate Millitello finds out how rough League of Legends can be, how crazy announcing can get, Millitello is personally attacked about being a basic beard dude, the Coochie Man comes up for some reason and we learn about how Tampa apparently has enough ice to have a hockey team. So stop on by and take a loa...
Professionally Amateur #40
May 27, 2021 04:48 - 51 minutes - 70.1 MBGuess who's running the show this week? That's right, its me. That's not true. Millitello was having a hard time thinking of an inappropriate and somehow intriguing opening question. I basically nailed it for him. This week the Boys give a shout out to Doof. Turns out doing production is a pain. Don't tell Doof though. Millitello explains what happened to NASA's budget, we also here Millitello's plan if he were able to hand out countries, we discuss how sober October is gonna go, and Millit...
Professionally Amateur #39
May 14, 2021 05:24 - 1 hour - 116 MBI know the podcast is coming out late again but I don't want to here it. Papa Bear was dropping some daddy dumps and required an emergency visit from the plumber. So yeah, here is this weeks episode you animals. This week the Boys break a record for longest time be for a sexist comment was made, we celebrate Millitello's end of obligated service, we obviously bash Vin Diesel, and the Boys plan out their 100th episode extravaganza. So why not stop on by and have a listen while learning about ...
Professionally Amateur #38
May 06, 2021 04:18 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBWelcome to the Positivity Podcast. We had the absolute pleasure of having the Man, the Myth, the Alligator himself, Instagator. This man is the definition of positive vibes and super hype. This week the Boys talk about stream set ups, Instagator walks us through how he got to were he is now, we also get some pro tips to on how to upgrade your stream community, obviously Vin Diesel comes up, and finally Gator sums everything up with a positive message of "go for it!". So stop on by and have a...
Professionally Amateur #37
April 29, 2021 03:34 - 1 hour - 120 MBGuess who's on time this week? Ya god damned right! Its the BOOYS! This week we have the fanciest guest so far on the podcast, a British guy named Paul from SP filmviewers. And yeah, he sounds like he reads books. This week the Boys learn about Britain land, we find out if the IRS is really necessary, Millitello does a sexy dance impression of sand cranes, we discuss the cinematic classic Shrek, ANNNDDD you best believe we get Paul's opinion on Vin Diesel. Someone should tell him to get a re...
Professionally Amateur #36
April 29, 2021 01:37 - 1 hour - 111 MBLook, we know that we missed a week. Doof may or may not be in cahoots with skynet. I have no proof that he is but I do have a sneaky suspicious that he might be a straight up robot. in more important news I don't remember what all we talked about but you can bet meth came up again. So stop on by and figure out what all happened last week. Or don't, its not like I'm gonna make you sit down for an hour and hold headphones to your ears.... unless you're into that? Carlos's link to his youtube...
Professionally Amateur #35 (Wintergreen Meth)
April 15, 2021 04:26 - 1 hour - 161 MBAs one listen summarized this episode: to recap the nights events::: "Do Wintergreen Meth, Fresh Meth Breath" "Hitler teaches church groups" "Columbia is in Africa" "I hope CPS takes your child" "We are here to talk about flat ironing ball hair and curling ass hair" "Straight Pride Parade in Boston was bombed" "Heroin to unite the races" "Kidnap scientists to make meth taste like wintergreen to get heroine... for science" "We make a baby army; the end" "MillitelloTown vs Orchard". Not much e...
Professionally Amateur #34
April 08, 2021 12:51 - 1 hour - 104 MBGuess Whos back you? Obviously its the Boys! Somewhere during our hiatus we found a new potential cohost. Everyone please say hello to TOMAHAWK or how every you spell it. This weeks episode takes a minute for the Boys to find their groove but when we do we roll right into. Honestly we talked about so much I don't even remember what all we covered. Well I know Doof talked about some real expensive smart rocks. But that only stuck out because im 31% percent sure that man is a robot sent from t...
Professionally Amateur #33
March 04, 2021 05:00 - 45 minutes - 62.2 MBSuck our nuts we are going on spring break. With that said the Boys will actually be taking a short break since everyone here apparently needs to get their S#$@ together. We should be back and ballsier than ever in April so watch out. This week the Boys have a mystery caller (spoiler alert: Millitello "trolled" us), we find out how being homelessness quickly becomes sad, we talk about terrible neighbors from Cali and how college degrees are basically useless. so stop on by and have one last ...
Professionally Amateur #32
February 25, 2021 05:49 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MBGuess Who's got Mail?! The Boys got some mail but we don't read so you'll have to wait till the end of the episode. Or you could just skip to the end. I'm not your mom, do what you want. Millitello's rant this episode is about women at the gym and honestly he has a good point. This week the the Boys talk about starting a new podcast if we get banned, we reminisce about some of Millitello's music shows, the Boys find out who we wouldn't want with us in a survival situation and how we shouldn'...
Professionally Amateur #31
February 18, 2021 03:15 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBWell as we all know Mother Nature can't make her mind up. Is it winter still? Are we gonna warm up for summer? should it rain? Hail? Not be overcast and freeze Texas over? We don't know and we don't care. Right out the gate this week the Boys tell me to go F@#* myself, Millitello gives us a not so update about his internet predicament, one of the Boys find out they don't have the diabetes, we find out who has love in their life and we obviously talk about Butt Stuff. So why not huddle aroun...
Professionally Amateur #30 (The Phantom Pooper)
February 11, 2021 23:56 - 56 minutes - 77.4 MBIf you thought we would get it together because Doof is back then you obviously don't get how things operate around here. But also Millitello had to cook for his lady to keep her happy when we normally record. This week the Boys talk about poop. That's it. Seriously. Its basically 40 minutes of feces and truck stops. I don't know what else to add about this episode. We only talked about funny poop related subjects. So stop on by and have a listen to the feces episode I guess? Podcast phone...
Professionally Amateur #29
February 05, 2021 03:02 - 56 minutes - 77 MBI'm just gonna brush through the fact that we almost got Sara Connor'd for the last two weeks. Too much time travel for anyone to understand and I don't even know if im the original me. However with all the technical difficulties we somehow managed to get Doof back. That's right, he is back and bearded as ever. This week I don't remember what the Boys talked about but I can tell you that we had a lot of fun catching up with Doof, you can obviously see the cabin fever really setting in for Mi...
Professionally Amateur #28
January 21, 2021 02:18 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBWhich lucky fan would like to live on the production site of the Professionally Amateur Podcast? Obviously none of you because its not near where you work and we are not hiring, even if its only for room and board. That does make an amazing segue for what The Boys talk about this week though. The Boys talk about how I am going to become a real estate mogul of the lowest order, how crazy crossing the border used to be, how we may have created the greatest breakfast burger know to man, and Mil...
Professionally Amateur #27
January 14, 2021 04:35 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBRub a dub dub dub, guess who's not in this tub? It's Doof. Doof is not in this tub. But you get Dirty Mike and the Man Sized Midget. This week the Boys talk about how terrible it is to quit dipping, the little messages Millitello leaves in his videos for us editing, we chuckle about the military's piss poor retention rate, and how horribly managed the country has been for the last year. Trust me that last part will make you feel a lot better knowing that even us dumb dumb's know how bad thin...
Professionally Amateur #26
January 07, 2021 04:45 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBYou know who isn't a handy man? Me, but god knows I could do better putting this house together compared to the last guy. The dip quitting doesn't help any either. I don't really have witty description for this weeks episode. It has been a wild Wednesday. If you don't know why it's been a wild Wednesday turn on a TV or don't worry about it. This week Millitello drops so info about his new band and their upcoming single, Millitello also explains instruments to someone who has no idea about mu...
Professionally Amateur #25
January 01, 2021 02:06 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBYou may be asking yourself if someone here got Sara Connor'd because this episode didn't come out on time. Well we didn't. Someone in charge of distribution may have already checked out mentally for the year. But the Boys are here for your New Years Eve, unless you have actual friends to celebrate with or they're scared of the Rona. This week the Boys discuss New Years resolutions (cause we basic bitches), we review how Christmas was, Millitello tells me about goofy dog adoption rules and we...
Professionally amateur #24 (Not so Christmas Special)
December 24, 2020 03:24 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBwelcome to the Professionally Amateur Christmas Extravaganza! We blow right past the fact Christmas is this week and we say Merry Christmas once. This week were hear about Millitello's early Christmas presents, Doof calls in remotely from Texas, The Boys reminisce about they're time in the military, and Millitello finds out he might become a retro active felon. Stop on by and have a listen, or just tune in to tune out your family's mindless rambling this Christmas. Podcast phone number (231...
Professionally Amateur #23
December 17, 2020 03:10 - 1 hour - 100 MBThis week we only have have half the cast. I say half the cast cause would would this podcast be without Doof basically being mute and Kat randomly interrupting this incredibly legitimate business venture. Millitello also upgraded his audio set up a little more so let us know how you like the new sound, or don't. I'm not your mom and you're a big boy. Todays podcast Millitello really stretch it out because there wasn't a producer to put the brakes on us. I'd tell you what we talked about but...
Professionally Amateur #22
December 10, 2020 02:01 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBGuess who got their shit together? That's right, The Boys did! On a serious note we started using a new robot to record everything to avoid the Skynet related mishaps. Lets just jump straight into this week's episode. Millitello talks about his studio upgrade's, I talk about my possible real estate mogul goals, we go over the potential vaccine for the "you know what disease", and Millitello explains why he should start a communist government that won't fail. It's kind of hard for us to get M...
Professionally Amateur #21
December 04, 2020 05:19 - 45 minutes - 42.3 MBI kind of wish I was Sara Connor so I could curb stomp a computer and remind Skynet who's boss. Unfortunately this week we had another technical difficulty. But with Doof's exceptional producer skills and computer learning we were able to salvage some of the episode. Just as a heads up there is like a 45 second blank spot for some reason that just appears even after cutting it. On the plus side you you get to hear us talk about what it would sound like if Owen Wilson penetrated you, how we a...
Professionally Amateur #20
November 26, 2020 06:48 - 1 hour - 98.6 MBGuess who is here for you on Thanksgiving when you family inevitably asks you to leave the dinner table? That's right, the Boys. We will always be here for you every Thursday unless there is some sort of technical difficulty. Like this week but thanks to Doof's amazing producing skills, that he learned in them college classes I assume, we are on time. This episode may sound a little choppy but it is a 100X better than it was before. This week the the Boys talk about Christmas, we do a littl...
Professionally Amateur #19
November 19, 2020 02:33 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBI don't have a witty introduction this week so you're just gonna have to read this description dry. On the upside though I am almost 100% positive that this podcast will make it out on time, we'll see. This week we find out why Doof is living like a king, Millitello starts strong with a celebrity wrestling challenge for the ages, and The Boys manage to break Millitello. Luckily we breath some new life into him and he comes back even stronger by the end. Optimistically we will find out someti...
Professionally Amateur #18
November 13, 2020 06:17 - 1 hour - 67 MBSorry for the delay but unfortunately The Boys have lives outside of this podcast and sometimes things happen. But if you look at this optimistically you have a whole hour plus some of The Boys ranting about stuff. To be completely honest I forgot what we talked about. I'm pretty sure Millitello gave us some easy home crafts they were so simple he could do it, I for sure brought up the new Budweiser Christmas beer cans and Doof had some unfortunate news. Stop on in and have a listen. Who kno...
Professionally Amateur #17
November 05, 2020 01:14 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBAlright, we had our first call in guest this episode and before any of you jump in the comments or write in, WE KNOW. Carlos from the TheCarrendoShow. Right out the gate we learn about the exotic improvements Tijuana donkey shows have made. This week The Boys go over some of their favorite movie/TV scenes, we talk about the nitty gritty Elsa fart song, Millitello learned about the Mexican legal system and we find out Millitello doesn't know how to fix anything without duck tape. This episode...
Professionally Amateur #16
October 29, 2020 02:41 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBA surprisingly serious announcement was made this week with the least amount of energy. The Boys also had a surprise guest this week that we were unprepared for. It was my mom, my mom stopped by to drop stuff off. This week the Boys discuss Millitello's potential new album, how depressing it is to be on cable access TV, old ass technology your mom will have to explain to you, we also hear about more of Millitello's B tier conspiracy theories. Stop by and listen. It'll by like have a conversa...
Professionally Amateur #15
October 22, 2020 03:33 - 1 hour - 64 MBI'm gonna be upfront with everyone right off the bat. Part of the back half of this episode got cut off due to computer reasons and fancy encryption technology. Or at least that's what the internet told me, but if we get enough listens or views or downloads or whatever they count thingy is I will upload the rest of this episode. Just kidding I'm putting up the full episode anyway. In this first half you will hear our new intro song, we get an update on Millitello's internet, we go over the p...
Professionally Amateur #14
October 15, 2020 06:06 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBAlright, I'm gonna level with you boys. I'm tired, there was another Davinci hick up and I honestly don't remember anything we said on the podcast this week. BUT im pretty sure we talk about the stream coming back. I'm 100% positive that there were jokes about an autistic child or dog, don't remember which. At some point Millitello went pee. Maybe we talked about aliens. This week has been a blur but at least we got the podcast done. go ahead and listen and let me know how I could have forgo...
Professionally Amateur #13
October 08, 2020 00:41 - 1 hour - 67 MBSome how, some way we are making the podcast work even though Millitello has no internet service currently. On the plus side you won't have to see the rape dungeon that Millitello now calls home. Right out the gate on this episode we jump from Millitello's new living arrangement straight into psychopathic killers. This week the boys discuss Page's plans to start martial arts (yeah, five feet of him), Doof tries to explain technology to us, Page tells the boys about a new drink, and best of a...
Professionally Amateur #12
October 01, 2020 03:24 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBWell this week is the last podcast for Millitello in his current basement, but he is upgrading basements for a real man cave kinda feel. Doof came into this episode hot, heavy and ready to talk slightly more than ever before. It might not seem like it but if you listen to any other video or podcast hearing Doof is like seeing a unicorn because that doesn't happen. this week we discuss the fact that an unnamed podcast editor can't speak English, Millitello discovers that emulators work on com...
Professionally Amateur #11
September 24, 2020 04:19 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBSome how this week, we made the podcast too inappropriate from my mom in the first 60 seconds of recording(sorry mom), but we know none of our loyal listeners are surprised. right out the gate Mike asks the hard questions about why all these sports games are garbage, he tackles the idea of why we don't have any female listeners. Like, none at all. ZERO. Unless you include Kat. The boys reminisce about their white trash race track experiences. We learn that we can ramble on for 30+ minutes ab...
Professionally Amateur #10
September 20, 2020 19:17 - 1 hour - 112 MBSorry for the delay on the podcast this week. Millitello was trying to add Technicolor to the brighten this weeks episode up. Don't worry, Doof explained why that wouldn't work on a podcast so optimistically it doesn't come up again. The boys discuss the absolute flaming dumpster fire Netflix has become (f@cking Degenerates over there), fittingly we also discuss how the world some keeps burning but now on the West coast, science and conspiracy mix as the Boys outline the craziest but not too...
professionally amateur #9
September 11, 2020 02:26 - 1 hour - 68 MBAfter a slight operator error, a mild verbal assault on my usefulness and impromptu editing lesson, Professionally Amateur #9 is technically up on time BOYS! cause this should have been up this morning but Millitello only said up on Thursday not when. This week some big news drops about the podcast going back up on Youtube with video, we discuss some new DLC's coming out along with updates on the new Xbox console, and review possibly the most contentious police interaction this year. Sadly ...
Professionally Amateur #8
September 03, 2020 03:32 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBThis weeks podcast might be a little choppy but that's only because Skynet decided to Sara Conner our recording device a couple times. . For real thought the audio is still the highest quality our amateur podcast could scrounge together but you will notice as few moments were the recording jumps. Not to worry though, we never have anything important to say so its not like you missed out on much. Big news this week as our front man Mr. Macaroni Millitello has been invited to a charity stream ...
Professionally Amateur #7
August 27, 2020 05:13 - 1 hour - 142 MBToday's episode is brought to you by us. Cause we put the podcast on here but also Kat stopped by as a special guest. Not because we asked her but because she was in the room with Doof. This week the boys and Kat talk about some up coming games they are looking forward to, a possible restart to an amazing show, and some of the drunken escapades Millitello has gone on. We also discuss how Millitello is specifically not a doctor and how you (yes, you listening to this but probably not reading ...
Professionally Amateur #6
August 20, 2020 05:30 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBWe are back BOYS! We are so back Millitello even decided to wear a full suit to make this episode even more special. This week the boys catch up on what they have been up to. There is an overly excessive amount of Florida Man news, we cover the Macaroni Mafia crime family that the Millitello's started. There is a short discussion on Pringles and home defense. Come and join us as we slowly realize the world is burning slowly. Millitello's socials Twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello,...
Professionally Amateur #5
August 07, 2020 13:00 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MBthis week unfortunately or audio file corrupted half way into the recording. Good news is we still half a shorter podcast for you this week. this is the last subject we talked about and all Millitello did was ruin our childhood, so go ahead and listen to ruin yours too. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support
Professionally Amateur #4
August 04, 2020 03:43 - 47 minutes - 65.5 MBThis week we find out none of us no anything about first aid, we discuss conspiracy theories as to why Millitello could only find one Florida Man story, and discuss some up coming games. Fun fact: turns out we will never give a spoiler warning for 8 year old games. Millitello's socials Twitter: Millitello2, insta: Millitello.tv, Twitch: Millitello, youtube: Millitello (if you wanna see our faces for some reason), Discord: ttv Millitello Page's socials twitter: thedoncoyote Doof's social...
Professionally Amateur #3
August 04, 2020 03:09 - 1 hour - 102 MBBoy! OH BOY! Do we get into the science this week. Tesla, Rabies, What will kill you after rabies. It's a bundle of not science that we would all die by because why trust doctors? Millitello's socials twitter: millitello2, insta: millitello.tv, twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello (anyone can join the discord server! we areeee desperate for the memes) Page's socials twitter: thedoncoyote Doof's social's twitter: D_oof --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/...
Professionally Amateur #2
August 04, 2020 02:34 - 1 hour - 151 MBThis week we talked about some stuff. We laughed, we cried and we may have learned something new. If we did I don't remember what it was. join us as we discuss topics we have no right to give any advice on. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support
Professionally Amateur #1
August 03, 2020 00:59 - 1 hour - 105 MBThis is the first podcast with all the boys! who knows what will come up or what we will discuss? Millitello's socials Twitter: @Millitello2, insta: @Millitello.tv, youtube: Millitello, discord: TTV MILLITELLO Doof's socials Twitter: D_OOF Page's Socials Twitter: thedoncoyote --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/profamateur/support