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28 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago -Clips from live shows, full albums and singles!
Carl started performing stand-up comedy at age 14. He was featured on the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom Radio Show and performs in bars, clubs and theaters all over the country.
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Comedian Carl Giannetto-Who?
May 31, 2022 18:30 - 1 hour - 60 MBIn the fall of 2020 bars started reopening after being closed for months due to the global pandemic. As bars started opening I decided to perform a few small shows. This album is from one of those shows. Recorded in September of 2020 in Lincoln Nebraska. Check out all my shit at tiny.cc/comediancarlgiannetto
Adults Shit Their Pants
March 06, 2022 16:27 - 6 minutes - 5.57 MBIt is my firm belief that if you haven't shit your pants and had to deal with it surrounded by strangers in public then you should not technically be allowed to call yourself an adult. For real, if you haven't had to handle this very serious, tense and life altering situation then you're not ready to be a parent, live on your own, nor should you be allowed to vote. You can check out more shit like this and all my other shit at https://tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto
Jared From Subway and Other Fucking Creeps
September 23, 2021 17:58 - 5 minutes - 5.28 MBThis is unlike anything I've ever done or seen. I used to do this joke and it always did really well because of how topical it was. But I was never able to get it recorded. So I thought we could attempt to bring the joke back from the dead by releasing it as a single in a sort of audio book type way. This joke is about all the awful people we've learned about over the past few years. Make sure to like my page and check out all my shit at Tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto
Shut The Fuck Up Paul!
June 28, 2021 15:31 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBI love 70's rock music. Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath and Kiss BUT fuck you Paul Stanley. Stop talking. I mean it. You can check out more shit like this and all my other shit at https://tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto
First Time
January 01, 2021 19:34 - 7 minutes - 6.24 MBOn April 4th 2011 during the intermission of my 8th grade play. For a total of around seven minuets I performed stand-up comedy for the very first time. I was fourteen years old. And yes that is too young. If you ever meet a fourteen year old who says that they want to be a comedian, hit them and say no. Taken from the album- Little to no Improvement. You can check out more shit like this and all my other shit at https://tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto
Pandemic
October 31, 2020 01:14 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MBThese times are unlike any other. Everyone is struggling. Everything is different now. Everything is potentially life threatening and sometimes it looks like it will never go back to the way things were. BUT at least you're not a beer company that shares the same name with a virus that's literally killing thousands of people a day! Facebook & Instagram- @ComedianCarlGiannetto. Stream My Shit- Tinyurl.com/StreamMyShit. All My Other Shit- Tinyurl.com/AllMyShit.
Little To No Improvement & Sophomore
May 06, 2020 20:26 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBPart One of this album chronicles the earliest days of Comedian Carl Giannetto's career. Including, in it's entirety, Carl's first time ever performing on stage at the tender age of 14. Along with several other sets at various venues throughout different years. Part Two contains the full UNEDITED set from Carl's first time headlining, as a high-schooler. This album was created to show how comedians change, grow and get better...or at least...are supposed to...in most cases. Part One- L...
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Monday April 27th 2020.
April 29, 2020 01:44 - 2 minutes - 2.39 MBKim Jong Un is in the hospital. Kanye West is a Billionaire and Louis ck made a large donation to Joe Bidens campaign.
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Friday April 24th 2020.
April 29, 2020 01:31 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MBAn old lady got a bunch of free beer, Prince Harry is having trouble adjusting to civilian life and your pizza tells alot about you.
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Wednesday April 22nd 2020.
April 29, 2020 01:31 - 3 minutes - 3.46 MBThe Phantom of the Opera, NASA PEE, and Jerry Seinfeld rewrote a joke and were all confused.
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Monday April 20th 2020.
April 29, 2020 01:30 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MBFlorida's beaches are reopening, the Lori Loughlin case and This Just In!
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Friday April 17th 2020.
April 29, 2020 01:24 - 3 minutes - 3.16 MBUnemployment computers, 2 murdered in Chicago and Bankrupt Milk.
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Wednesday April 15th 2020.
April 15, 2020 17:59 - 3 minutes - 3.64 MBThe world's oldest string, The Tiger King and the medical mask stockpile.
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Monday April 13th 2020.
April 13, 2020 19:32 - 3 minutes - 3.14 MBNo more graffiti highway, no more handshakes, no more farting and no more Jamica Iowa mayor.
Punchline News- Wednesday April 8th 2020.
April 08, 2020 18:40 - 2 minutes - 2.43 MBStudents aren't showing up for on-line classes, Supermoons, Airport Fires and Matthew McConaughey visited an old folks home.
Punchline News- Monday April 6th 2020.
April 06, 2020 19:54 - 2 minutes - 2.61 MBHobby Lobby is closed, comedian Louis ck released a comeback special and some kids in Utah got too high.
Punchline News- Friday April 3rd 2020.
April 03, 2020 19:48 - 4 minutes - 3.67 MBAnother NASA Launch, A teacher disarmed a gun wielding student, Mötely Crüe is on a work out kick and Me on the street!
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Wednesday April 1st 2020.
April 01, 2020 19:37 - 4 minutes - 3.72 MBCriminals are being released from prisons, sexual arrousal studies and The Government is giving out small business loans.
Punchline News- Monday March 30th 2020.
March 30, 2020 18:50 - 3 minutes - 3.07 MBPunchline News- Monday March 30th 2020. Bidet Sales, Condom Shortage, Free Tacos from Taco Bell and Tom Tommerson attempts to interview a childcare professional.
PUNCHLINE NEWS- Saturday March 28th 2020
March 28, 2020 19:43 - 3 minutes - 2.98 MBPUNCHLINE NEWS- Saturday March 28th 2020. Obesity Miracle Drug, Luka Jovic and 2 people arrested for making non-emergency calls to 911.
Punchline News-Tuesday March 24th 2020
March 24, 2020 19:08 - 3 minutes - 3.55 MBPunchline News- Tuesday March 24th 2020. Corona Virus Patient Zero, You Should Cut Off Your Hands and Falling Frozen Iguanas.
Punchline News- Saturday March 21st 2020.
March 21, 2020 23:49 - 3 minutes - 3.19 MBPunchline News- Saturday March 21st 2020. Corona Virus, Sharon Osborne, Chili Peppers and weather with Tom Tommerson.
Ep.6- Animal Cruelty- Problem Solver with Comedian Carl Giannetto
February 11, 2020 16:07 - 18 minutes - 23.9 MBThe world changes because of us. We make the changes. Us. Right here on this podcast. Everything that changes for the better is because of this podcast and this podcast alone. Today we are tackling the issue of animal cruelty. Also please go sign our petition -http://www.change.org/scruffisenough
Ep.5-Insufficient Beard Growth (scruff is enough!)- Problem Solver with Comedian Carl Giannetto
February 04, 2020 16:37 - 16 minutes - 21.3 MBIt's time to take to the streets! No more will those of us who lack facial follicle strength suffer the embarrassment and pain of those who can "out beard us!" Scruff is enough! Scruff is enough! Scruff is enough!
Ep.4-The Water Shortage-Problem Solver with Comedian Carl Giannetto
January 30, 2020 15:18 - 14 minutes - 17.3 MBThe world is in trouble. I can fix it. In episode 4 of Problem Solver I have come up with a solution to the world wide Water Shortage.
Ep3-Shoveling The Driveway-Problem Solver with Comedian Carl Giannetto
January 28, 2020 16:07 - 18 minutes - 23.4 MBIn episode 3 of this life altering podcast we finally figure out how to never have to shovel snow off the driveway again!
Ep.2- Cold Showers-Problem Solver with Comedian Carl Giannetto
January 21, 2020 18:59 - 14 minutes - 18.8 MBIn episode 2 of this epic podcast Comedian Carl Giannetto solves yet another serious problem in the world, the shower getting cold before you've finished.
Ep.1-World Hunger-Problem Solver with Comedian Carl Giannetto
January 14, 2020 19:31 - 16 minutes - 20.9 MBIn the inaugural episode of this world altering podcast, Comedian Carl Giannetto tackles the problem of world hunger.