PG 84: Spin-der Mahal

We're back! And we celebrate our return with a trip to Raw. That's right, Jason went to Raw, live, in Richmond, VA, and he's reporting on everything: Strowman's true status with the crowd (molten), Jason's failure to be one of Wyatt's fireflies, hating McIntyre's theme while not being a hater on bagpipes, the biggest pop of the night (Mickie James, hometown heroine), and why Rhyno was the true champion of the night. Decidedly less personally-live was SmackDown, which featured Bar-Miz-Vah being your new favorite team-up, Almas denying a bro in Sin Cara, and a dance-off with actual, good dancing. Still, we think the Bludgies could magic-hack better things and Karl "Abs" Anderson should find more fit-friendly buddies. Only 32 more weeks to Money In The Bank, everyone!