PG 120: Jump Off a Killian Dain

We're almost there, and WWE can't stop mucking things up as we prepare for landing! Why are the Riott Squad (like, 1/5 of the women's roster) jobbing out to people they have no business fighting in the first place? Does Dean realize he's reverse-Strowmaning himself (You're not finished with me yet!)? Can Angle go longer than two minutes at Mania without hurting himself? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ASUKA?!? Will Kofi come up short at Mania? Could we love the Usos more? Why is it ScarJo, not ScoJo? Will Black turn on Ricochet and make sense of all this? And WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ASUKA?!?