Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast
274 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 219 ratingsSix friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.
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Episodes
Episode 270 – Happily Ever After
September 18, 2022 07:19The story draws to a close, and before our heroes lies a choice. The end of one story, but the start of a hundred thousand more. Maybe our heroes choices made the world better, maybe...
Episode 269 – Teen Boy
September 18, 2022 07:18It’s the final conflict, a battle royale between our heroes, Crim, Moira, and wherever Shira’s anger filled loyalties currently lie! Who will win, and who will last?
Episode 268 – Furry Awakening
September 18, 2022 07:16The battle continues in the endless fields of illusion. Blood and mud, can our heroes conquer the next step of the gauntlet?
Episode 267 – Fall to the Bottom
November 23, 2020 15:35Just when the crew thinks they’re on top, they fall to the bottom.
Episode 266 – Rise to The Top
March 01, 2020 18:06At the top of a city, the top of a tower, the world is going to change. All you have to do is get there to see it.
Episode 265 – Burn Him, Burn Him!
January 16, 2020 13:49What happens when you see the smallest on windows to actually win? To take the big bad, the force ruining the world? What would you do?
Extra Life 2019 Announcement!
December 04, 2019 14:44Another charity stream! If you missed the last one where we ate half raw eggs, lemons, and screamed at eachother while dying of fatigue, come hang out with us!
Episode 264 – Final Save Point
December 04, 2019 14:43What’s past the door? What’s at the top of the tower? Is it simply a posh funeral, or apex of this mystery? Or just more and more mysteries because that’s how we do things here!
Episode 263 – Party Schmoozin
November 17, 2019 05:36Finally a party! Get your drinks, tiny crackers, and let’s see if we can figure out what’s going on!
Episode 262 – Socialist Baguette
September 13, 2019 12:10When a fight looks too dire, when the odds are stacked against you and defeat looks inevitable, sometimes the only real thing you need are friends . . . and violent, body spasming sickness.
Episode 261 – Roasting Johncast
September 05, 2019 12:16Trapped with a wall of death in front of them, and a wall of enemies in front, our heroes desperately bring their talents to the surface, in the hopes to get just that much closer...
Episode 260 – Remember To Breathe
August 09, 2019 12:13Our heroes can only be patient for so long. As the black vehicle begins to burn, so does the situation heat up.
Episode 259: Black Palanquin
July 19, 2019 13:05The heroes of Morty decide to start calling upon their allies, and the dates begin. Can the power of love help our player’s up another level?
Episode 258 – Red Gums
July 14, 2019 16:35Slowly mingling with the strange crowd at the funeral, things grow quickly more and more grotesque.
Episode 257 – Daisy Chaining Death
June 14, 2019 18:44A gift from a forgotten god to their newest acolytes, writhing and powerful.
Episode 256 – The Rot
June 07, 2019 20:05A dark corridor, a strange moss that swallows what it touches, and a strange party. Things are getting stranger, but when our heroes find aid, is the price too high?
Episode 255 – Almost A Joke
May 31, 2019 12:36We’re Morty’s Boys, and we like to party. But it wouldn’t be an Atla party without a completely contrived puzzle mechanic!
Episode 254 – Baguette Inhalation
May 14, 2019 12:44Warm up the grill at Sizzler, it’s time for these classy adventurers to get romantic!
Episode 253 – Tactical Dates
April 25, 2019 03:06Before any big fight, you need weapons, power, and a fancy costume change. But more then anything, you need the power of the friends you made along the way! Our heroes go out into the...
Episode 252 – Perfectly Suitable
April 17, 2019 14:48Everyone meets back up to confront Mortimer Crim, but before they can Shira must wake from a dream made of the memories and secrets of her family, and Sapphire Melody has to pick up Mezzo...
Episode 251 – Pourover Lore
April 15, 2019 04:38Pia returns home to The Wall, and we get our first, though quiet glimpse, at it’s citizens. But against the quiet of the city, Dweezil and Ragna battle against a strange invader.
Episode 250 – Yo Mustard Time
March 28, 2019 13:36Time to get paid! Screw glory, altruism, and adventure. What really matters is that money!
Episode 249 – Infestation of BS
March 21, 2019 03:57Underneath a dying sky, Atla lies silent. Is it the silence of the grave, or the quiet before the storm?
Episode 248 – Crispy Chicken Status Update
March 10, 2019 01:38Face to face with their monochromatic adversary, our heroes are finally confronted by Nundinday. Or are they actually an ally? Or something else entirely? Does it even matter if our heroes simply die in a...
Episode 247 – Level 6 Emoji
February 28, 2019 19:24And so our heroes journey back to the surface, leaving the now cold, bright depths of Hadestown behind them. But can they make it safely back to the land of sunlight?
Episode 246 – Good Job Janet
February 21, 2019 01:09Having direct conversations with a fairy is never easy, and adding the vague poetry of divinity on top of that means our heroes will probably kill the DM by the end of this conversation!
Episode 245 – Shopping Sermon
February 13, 2019 21:21Pia might not be able to tell the difference between a chipmunk and a tree, but thankfully being a proper druid isn’t important here! What we really need is to bring that fire from the...
Episode 244 – Self Made Grave
January 30, 2019 20:32The fight with the Carillion draws to a close, but will it also close the chapter on a hero’s life? Our players are being slowly whittled down to nothing!
Episode 243 – Tetris Magic
January 23, 2019 17:25Corral the carillion! Our adventurers need to get the ravenous bells up to their proper place, hopefully without being consumed at the same time, and maybe with a little less attacking eachother.
Episode 242 – Wave Of Bells
December 06, 2018 18:01Are we supposed to herd this mass of angry, ravenous, toothed metal, or fight for our lives? Both?
Episode 241 – Mystery Wrangling Live
November 30, 2018 01:19Contrary to the title, it’s time to get things done! To traverse a dark space of memory and loss, to shake the lost people of Hades town from their purgatories of painful nostalgia. And do...
Episode 240 – Baking Bread
November 08, 2018 00:13In a world of only memories, surely all you have to do is just remember where you need to be, and you’ll be there! This should be the easiest puzzle yet!
Episode 239 – Grandmaster Artists
November 02, 2018 18:15When reality is little more then a fragmented quilt of memories, dreams, and loss, does it make something more or less real if you yourself create it? Especially if you really suck at painting.
Episode 238 – TB Awareness Day
October 25, 2018 13:02In a small, quiet studio, a man coughs, and dreams of something else. In a long, dark expanse, a woodcutter works forever, satisfied and happy.
Episode 237 – Refuse Survival
October 18, 2018 18:19In an adventure defined by unreality and illusion, our heroes puncture through the solid rock wall of the earth into an idyllic field, dotted with a single, massive tree. This is definitely completely and totally...
Episode 236 – Carry Me X2
October 11, 2018 22:02Halfway between the past and present, lost in memory, Shay is nonetheless under attack. Can our heroes keep them safe under the assault of art monsters?
Episode 235 – Mod Dreams
October 03, 2018 17:46They say art has power, but this is probably not what they meant. Is there a truth to be found about Shay’s father, and Hadestown itself, beyond to point of a sharpened, living paintbrush? Is...
Episode 234 – Cryholes
September 26, 2018 21:21Somewhere in the forest is hidden Shay’s father, and Sapphire Melody is determined to find him, regardless of who she has to electrocute to get there. Can the rest of the group get to her...
Episode 233 – She Started It
September 19, 2018 19:27Player infighting take two! Can Sapphire escape into the forest? Can Shira keep the group together for just a little bit longer, or will the wily robot slip away?
Episode 232 – Versus
September 05, 2018 17:25Bloody combat! A battle on the edge of reason, from which only one can leave! Abandon your hopes, and make your bets!
Episode 231 – That’s Too Long
August 29, 2018 16:53Holding a strange grabby pickaxe, with the original denizens dropping like flies around them, the group leave the newly active Hadestown and heads for the chamber of the god.
Episode 230 – Medical Professional
August 22, 2018 18:53Why is the town suddenly filled with normal people? Are they real? More real then the original townsfolk? Clearly the only way to find out is to check their insides with knives and sharp implements,...
Episode 229 – Bong Prison
August 15, 2018 14:47Time to burn down massive impressive structures of incomparable architectural achievement! Just make sure you don’t immolate any children at the same time!
Episode 228 – Meteor
August 10, 2018 14:52Change of plans! Instead of heading up to seee what’s hidden at the top of the tower, let’s run very very fast away. No faster, we wouldn’t want the half dead, smoldering death automaton to...
Episode 227 – Terrifying Thighhighs
August 01, 2018 18:28What, a fight?! And not just any fight, but a terrifying construct of bugs, limbs and screaming face. Not to mention what ever emerges from the rain of glass containing objects that seem to have...
Episode 226 – Too Many Snakes
July 25, 2018 17:58I’m sure a fight with a giant, insect wing vomitting human face is gonna go totally okay! What could possibly go wrong?
Episode 225 – Market Prices
July 12, 2018 13:17Just when you think you have a handle on everything, a festival spawns out of thin air and drops a bunch of really old people in your lap. Time to deal with this, attack the...
Episode 224 – Reverse Defenestration
July 05, 2018 20:10Our heroes stumble into a giant strange party! Can they get some good snacks, while also convincing everyone they totally aren’t racist?
Episode 223 – It’s Not About Being Alive
June 27, 2018 18:54It’s that day of the week again, where another member of the Day’s of Week come to ruin our heroes day! Can they fight them off? Or will the real challenge and threat come from...
Episode 222 – The Dwarf Government
June 20, 2018 16:48It’s time to battle! Small service professionals, inanimate objects! Only the most intimidating villains for our heroes!