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Portable Power Podcast

49 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 8 years ago - ★★★★★ - 10 ratings

Start sober and end drunk with us as we express (slur) our opinions on portable games for iOS, Android, and 3DS platforms.

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Episodes

Episode 49: The Stella After-Glow.

March 01, 2016 17:57 - 42 minutes - 77.3 MB

Portable Power brings to you a review of the 3DS tactics RPG Stella Glow. It’s the heartwarming story of a young boy and the four teenage witches he can’t choose between because why would you choose when you’re the chosen one? Also, boobs. Boobs everywhere. Even where the more closed-minded of you might believe boobs do […]

Episode 48: Michael J. Fox, M.D. – Back to the Suture

February 01, 2016 17:29 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB

Corn Log, Stardate 2.1.16. Another episode of the Portable Power Podcast appears. Marc starts with a review of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream. Does he find the gameplay as torturous as the subject matter? Emrys discovers sometimes the treatment is worse than the affliction in Amateur Surgeon 3 for Android. Finally, Marc travels […]

Episode 47: A New Outlook

January 03, 2016 00:01 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Ask someone to hold your hair and gently rub your back as you listen to the first 2016 episode of the Portable Power Podcast. Your beloved hosts return with some mild format changes to make your podcast listening experience a more positive one as a whole. Emrys reviews Pokemon Picross, a freemium game for the […]

Episode 46: O’Doul! The Party Animal Returns

December 01, 2015 18:53 - 1 hour - 63 MB

After recollections of Christmas gaming past, the reviews get underway. Marc tricks out his (3DS) home (menu) with (digital) bling in Nintendo Badge Arcade. Emrys hopes to avoid paying alimony to his 10 Billion Wives on Android. Kevin tries to force his way solo through levels in Triforce Heroes on 3DS. We finish the episode with […]

Episode 45: Demo Beta Retro

November 01, 2015 04:00 - 42 minutes - 78.3 MB

Awaken, listeners! Awaken from your sugar-induced Halloween candy type 2 diabetes comas and revel in another episode of the Portable Power Podcast. Marc dabbles in Yokai voyeurism with the Yokai Watch demo. Marc and Kevin discuss fantasy-mandated benders and potential future interventions with stories about their experiences in the Drinking Quest iOS beta. Our Portable Past makes an […]

Episode 44: Your Guess Jeans Are As Good As Ours

October 01, 2015 20:57 - 1 hour - 125 MB

This episode poses a question for the ages: one of your hosts is pantsless… but which one? Perhaps the answer lies within a close examination of our reviews. Kevin is reincarnated and covered in fur (but in anything else?) in The Deer God on iOS. Emrys weaves fine silk in Spider: Rite of the Shroud, but does he then […]

Episode 43: Vile bile would you rather

September 01, 2015 08:18 - 1 hour - 88.3 MB

Following one of our grosser questions of the week, Kevin cuts kobolds and decks of cards in Loot & Legends on iPad. Emrys fights for survival against the encroaching radroaches in Fallout Shelter on Android. The episode wraps up when Marc cashes in some frequent time traveler miles and reviews Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry […]

Episode 42: R.I.P. Satoru Iwata

August 01, 2015 04:00 - 47 minutes - 65 MB

The sad news of Satoru Iwata’s passing has made its rounds, and the hosts of Portable Power wanted to voice their own thanks. Joining them is Claire Lara, Twitch streamer and Nintendo fan. Listen as the hosts reminisce about his games and legacy. Thank you, Iwata. Find Claire at: Claire’s Twitch page Claire’s YouTube channel

Episode 41: E3 2015 and the Mario-nettes

July 01, 2015 13:52 - 1 hour - 99.9 MB

In the spirit of Nintendo’s E3 2015 digital event, your hosts get felt up and then fisted with no strings attached. Joining them is Christopher Arnold, president of Nami Tentou Mushi, to talk about his experience attending the event as well as a special new project he’s working on. He talked to us about it first, […]

Episode 40: Mega May 2

June 01, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

The Mega Man series is known for its sequels, so it’s not at all surprising that Mega May gets one as well. Marc, Emrys, and Kevin are joined by guest host Jeremy Johnson from the Qoopa Klub podcast to talk about the Game Boy Advance games released for the second Mega May. Mega Man and his […]

Episode 39: Microtransactions, what our partners call sex with us

May 01, 2015 04:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Just like every good birthday party for a two year-old, your hosts break out the high octane beers and make sure candles aren’t the only things getting lit. It’s a Free-to-Play game review extravaganza! Toasts are made alongside the grim patrons in Blizzard’s latest adventure, Hearthstone: Blackrock Mountain. Kevin leads a discussion of fine gaming […]

Episode 38: Cleveland SteamBirds

April 01, 2015 04:00 - 41 minutes - 57.1 MB

Marc throws down with Cow Dude in a Bar Brawl in Card Crawl on iOS. Emrys soars like a bird and fights like a dog in SteamBirds for Android. A spontaneous break in reviews takes place to talk about Nintendo’s decision to release games for mobile platforms. As always, Our Portable Past finishes out the episode […]

Episode 37: Sado-Mask-ochism.

March 01, 2015 06:22 - 1 hour - 115 MB

After a challenging question of the week, Marc leads the charge with a conversation about the new 3DS. Pokemon Shuffle on the 3DS eShop is up for a brief critique after that. Did Nintendo set a new standard for the free-to-play puzzle genre or will it be lost in the shuffle? An in-depth discussion of […]

Episode 36: “E” for Explicit… and Effort. But Mostly Just Explicit.

February 01, 2015 21:29 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MB

Warning! This is not a drill! The Portable Power Podcast earns its explicit rating in this episode. Marc tracks down feral beasts in the Monster Hunter 4 demo on 3DS. Emrys harvests precious ores to build shelter against things that go bump in the night in Terraria. In Our Portable Past, Kevin squeezes every bit […]

Episode 35: Best in Show

January 01, 2015 05:00 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MB

What better way to ring in a new year than by talking about the best games of the previous one? In this episode Emrys, Marc, and Kevin talk about the noteworthy portable games of the last year. What was named the cream of the crop? What was dubbed the biggest turd? What was dubbed that should have […]

Episode 34: The Pokémon Family Jewels

December 01, 2014 12:14 - 1 hour - 89 MB

After your hosts share reminiscences of favorite RPG memories, Kevin begins reviews and finds Mimpi fetching. Marc bounces over boundless barrels in the Game Boy classic Donkey Kong. Then Emrys gives his take on the reworked third generation gems, Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire.

Episode 33: The Fantasy Life of Aunts Waking Your Warhammer.

November 17, 2014 14:24 - 45 minutes - 62.3 MB

Nieces and nephews the world over, gather ’round for another episode of the Portable Power Podcast! Emrys plants his seed in Waking Mars on Android devices. Marc puts his effort points into downloading Warhammer 40k: Space Wolf (and wishes it truly was only 40k) for iOS. To close out the episode, Marc and Kevin tell Emrys […]

Episode 32: Five Nights Rebuilding Tauros’ Horniness

October 31, 2014 13:12 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Welcome to the Portable Power Podcast’s Halloween Spooktacular! This episode the guys focus on scary portable games beginning with a conversation about favorite titles that caused sleep loss and lights to burn all night from years gone by. Once the reviews start, Marc feels insecurity with Five Nights at Freddy’s for iOS. Emrys tries to recreate a […]

Episode 31 :The Portable Power Podcast Gets Smashed!

October 17, 2014 02:59 - 1 hour - 99.7 MB

Much like the fans it services with Booty Shorts Zero Suit Samus, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS is now released! But how does a frantic, attention deficit disorder-rich experience like Super Smash Bros translate to a portable device for the first time? By now you know you can rely on Emrys, Marc, and Kevin to give you a […]

Episode 30: Trauma Centers, Breast Augmentation, and 5318008

October 01, 2014 04:00 - 46 minutes - 63.5 MB

This episode, Emrys kicks off the review train and solves the world’s (math) problems in Calculords for Android. Marc behaves poorly and takes a trip to bullet hell in Gemini Strike for iOS. Lightning may be unable to strike twice, but Mighty Gunvolt and Azure Striker Gunvolt both strike Kevin out of the blue. Finally, Emrys finishes out the episode […]

Episode 29: Count’s Choccy O-Rings

September 02, 2014 13:08 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MB

This episode features more games reviewed than you could drive a stake through the heart of. Kevin descends to combat the adorable armies of hell in Angel in Danger 3D for iOS. Marc pines for Titty Elf in Arcane Soul. Emrys brings about the more desirable of two outcome in Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies for […]

Episode 28: That is one Crazy Taxi

August 18, 2014 11:03 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MB

Rejoice, O Internet, as a bonus episode of the Portable Power Podcast arrives to enrich your life, much like the enriched flours you should avoid in your diet.  Marc transports passengers in a timely manner for a fair fare in Crazy Taxi City Rush. Emrys gives his best impression of a sociopathic warlord in Free […]

Episode 27: Relic Lords of a City of Negativity

August 04, 2014 02:54 - 42 minutes - 58.8 MB

Welcome to the episode you’ve all been waiting for. Maybe it’s the heat and ball-sweat of the dog days of summer, or perhaps it’s the quality of the games they reviewed for this episode, but the curmudgeonly tendencies of your hosts are out in full force this episode. After delivering Marc a special message, Kevin […]

Episode 26: The Ace Attorney of Spades

July 15, 2014 13:05 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MB

Welcome back for a bonus July episode of the Portable Power Podcast. Emrys defends towers from hostile takeover in Kingdom Rush for Android. Marc simulates construction of gigantic rock formations in Mountain for iOS. Kevin covers the much-anticipated 3DS version of the retro styled gem, Shovel Knight. For the first Nintendo DS Our Portable Past, […]

Episode 25: Fables, Myths, and Chronicles. And Pings.

July 03, 2014 13:08 - 56 minutes - 77.8 MB

Kevin tackles the fable that The Wolf Among Us is a good game. Emrys reviews the retro love fest, Ping 1.5+. Marc takes a small step in episode one of Moon Chronicles, but will he take a giant leap and continue on to episode 2? For Our Portable Past, Kevin ascends into the heavenly realms […]

Episode 24: Stick E3 In Your Pocket

June 18, 2014 13:39 - 1 hour - 93.1 MB

It’s that magical time of year once again, when our fuel tanks are refilled with pure liquid hope before being dashed upon the rocks of hardware limitations and rushed schedules. That’s right, welcome to the Portable Power Podcast’s coverage of E3 2014. Marc, Emrys, and Kevin are joined by Tyler Ohlew of Stick It In […]

Episode 23: Mega May Vajayjay

June 01, 2014 04:00 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MB

This episode, the Portable Power Podcast joins the Mega May celebration with in-depth reviews of Mega Man’s portable adventures. Kevin and Marc travel to the year 20XX and send rebuilt robot masters to the scrap heap in Mega Man II-IV. In Mega Man V, Kevin battles the menace of the Star Droids, a threat so […]

Episode 22: Power by Candlelight

May 16, 2014 02:36 - 53 minutes - 73.1 MB

In our one year anniversary episode, Marc kicks things off (and punches them, too) in the updated version of Injustice: Gods Among Us for iOS. Next, Kevin is spurred on by the gorgeous retro aesthetic of 2-Bit Cowboy, also for iOS. Emrys engineers some clever solutions in Bridge Constructor on Android. After Marc provides some […]

Episode 21: The Marvelous Game Boy Advance

May 01, 2014 04:00 - 53 minutes - 73.4 MB

There may not have been a space odyssey in 2001, but the Game Boy’s successor, the Game Boy Advance, arrived and completely changed portable gaming that year. Your beloved hosts at the Portable Power Podcast have many fond memories of the device. With newly released Game Boy Advance games on the Wii U Virtual Console […]

Episode 20: The Soundtrack to our Extra Lives

April 15, 2014 04:00 - 50 minutes - 69.9 MB

Soundtracks make a huge difference in the experience of any media, and mobile games are no exception. In this episode, Emrys, Marc, and Kevin sit down together over glasses of scotch and talk about songs that were literally game-changers.

Episode 19: Blowbama Mines Trozei for Tactics

April 01, 2014 04:00 - 1 hour - 92.6 MB

Happy April Fool’s Day, and it’s no joke: The Portable Power Podcast is back with a jam-packed episode. Kevin plays matchmaker with Pokemon Battle Trozei for Nintendo 3DS. Emrys describes illicit encounters with Obama, a cow’s anus, and a hotdog in McPixel for Android. Marc chips away at the mysteries of the red planet in […]

Episode 18: Default to Maniacal Laughter

March 01, 2014 05:00 - 1 hour - 98.7 MB

In this episode, the guys focus exclusively on portable role playing games. Kevin courageously takes on multiple jobs to restore the light to the crystals and avoid Bravely Defaulting while Marc crafts epic armanents for legendary heroes with Weapon Shop de Omasse. Emrys then leads a discussion of the newly re-released Final Fantasy 6 port […]

Episode 17: Breakfast Time with PPP

February 20, 2014 05:00 - 56 minutes - 78.1 MB

The Portable Power Podcast returns for a bonus February episode. First, Emrys delivers his review of Heroes of Order and Chaos, the mobile MOBA for Android. Marc roleplays roleplayers and polishes off goblins as well as bags of chips in Knights of Pen and Paper on iOS. Kevin shares a tragic personal story, then assigns […]

Episode 16: Chibi Chaos and the Chamber of Shadow

February 01, 2014 05:00 - 1 hour - 82.5 MB

This month Marc and Kevin engage everyone but each other at card battling strategy in Order and Chaos: Duels on iOS. Next, Kevin uses the cover of shadow to silently massacre his adversaries in Shadow Blade for iOS. Marc takes up scrapbooking with Chibi Robo: Photo Finder, and we finish out with a special request […]

Episode 15: Existentialism, Outer Space, and Pink Blobs

January 17, 2014 15:22 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MB

With lots of games to cover this episode and no time to waste, Kevin gets classy with the Bravely Default demo. By listener request, Marc reviews Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, which leads to an argument about the Monster Hunter series as a whole: is Monster Hunter a hardcore experience or frustrating tedium? Kevin searches for […]

Episode 14: Josh Presseisen

January 01, 2014 05:00 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MB

The Portable Power Podcast welcomes in the new year with a special guest: Josh Presseisen, founder of Crescent Moon Games. Crescent Moon is a developer and publisher of games such as Pocket RPG, Rimelands, Paper Monsters, Ravensword, Space Chicks, MIMPI, and Optical Inquisitor. Josh shares about the origin of Crescent Moon, game creation, publishing, collaboration, […]

Episode 13: Two Zeldas and a Year in Review

December 16, 2013 12:07 - 1 hour - 101 MB

In the final episode of 2013, Kevin gives his review of The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds. Marc travels back through many ages and seasons to review The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons for Our Portable Past. To wrap up the episode, the guys give out their first […]

Episode 12: The Frozen Land of Death and Rebirth

December 01, 2013 15:29 - 1 hour - 90.1 MB

This month, Emrys kicks things off with a preview of Blizzard’s upcoming CCG, Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft. Kevin then recounts his experiences with nameless units and no strings attached in Rebirth of Fortune 2. Next, Emrys kills opposing armies in cold blood in Frozen Synapse for Android and Marc finds a softer side of the […]

Episode 11: The Great Emulation Debate

November 15, 2013 05:00 - 53 minutes - 73.3 MB

Per listener request, the PPP guys debate the pros and cons of emulation on mobile platforms and beyond. As an added bonus, Kevin reviews Mega Man X for iOS.

Episode 10: The Pokey Men

November 01, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 136 MB

Lucky! This month you get three perspectives on the same insane game. Yes, we’re referring to Pokémon X/Y. Later, Emrys reviews Pokémon Red/Blue, the game(s) that kick-started a series inspiring multiple generations to become obsessive, hoarding freaks.

Episode 9: Christopher Arnold

October 16, 2013 12:08 - 49 minutes - 68.4 MB

For our first interview ever, we talk to Christopher Arnold, lead programmer for Nami Tentou Mushi, about his Ping series, video game development in general, and, of course, poop.

Episode 8: A Beginner’s Guide to 3DS

October 02, 2013 02:02 - 1 hour - 114 MB

In lieu of reviewing Hot Wheels: World’s Best Driver, Marc, Emrys, and Kevin do a special overview of Nintendo’s 3D handheld for the people coming on board with this holiday season’s killer apps. Conversations include favorite apps, features, eShop games, and retail titles. A debate breaks out over whether or not 3D matters. Bonus: socks […]

Episode 7: The Ping Radar Dream Force

September 19, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB

The Portable Power Podcast returns for a bonus September episode. With Emrys’ return, he delivers two reviews starting with his love for playing with 8-bit balls in Ping for Android and Pokemon Dream Radar for 3DS. Kevin delves deeper into the dream world without assistance from Christopher Nolan in Mario and Luigi Dream Team and […]

Episode 6: Plants vs. Viking Hedgehogs

September 01, 2013 04:20 - 1 hour - 96.2 MB

In Emrys’ absence, Marc and Kevin split his share of the libations between themselves and conduct an iOS only episode for current reviews, covering Icebreaker: A Viking Voyage and Plants vs. Zombies 2: It’s About Time. A debate breaks out regarding whether mobile gaming devalues traditional video games and then Marc shifts into high gear […]

Episode 5: Dr. Wily’s Dumb Organ Zone

August 01, 2013 04:00 - 1 hour - 156 MB

This month, Emrys recounts his bloody journey along the Organ Trail, Kevin reveals several adorably gory Dumb Ways to Die, and Marc ponders the questionable fan service of Project X Zone. Later, we pay tribute to Kevin’s Mega Man skills as he takes on the GameBoy classic, Dr. Wily’s Revenge.

Episode 4: The Sign of Dead Animal Wars

July 01, 2013 04:00 - 2 hours - 165 MB

In this episode, the guys sit down with craft beers and discuss battling Cthulu monsters in Elder Sign on Android and staving off an undead apocalypse in Dead Trigger on iOS. Then they delve into an in-depth review on the finer points of governing cute little creatures in Animal Crossing: New Leaf. Finally, Emrys reminisces […]

Episode 3: PPPE3WWDCWTFBBQ

June 17, 2013 04:31 - 1 hour - 110 MB

In this special episode, the guys discuss E3 and WWDC. Download this bonus episode and thrill to their alcohol-soaked opinions of news you’ve already read.

Episode 2: Return of Mario’s Pinball Dungeon

June 01, 2013 04:00 - 2 hours - 254 MB

With significantly less alcohol in their systems, the guys delve into a broad variety of game genres with Mario & Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move for 3DS, Pinball Arcade on Android, and Dungeon Hunter 4 on iOS. Later, Marc extols the virtues of Samus Aran’s sophomore outing on the Gameboy and a discussion arises […]

Episode 1: The Injustice of Luigi’s Tamagotchi Awakening

May 13, 2013 12:33 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

In our first episode, Kevin sucks at Luigi’s Mansion for 3DS, Emrys manages feces with Tamagotchi LIFE for Android devices, and Marc battles through one of the 52 multiverses in Injustice for iOS. Later, Link’s Awakening becomes the focus of much beer weeping and Emrys shares tips on using Pokémon to get girls.