Porg Chatter
15 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 24 ratingsThe world's only podcast dedicated entirely to PORGS!
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#13: A Porg Chatter Christmas
April 27, 2023 16:55 - 55 minutes - 44.4 MBMERRRRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY PORG CHATTER!!!
A Porg Chatter Christmas
March 06, 2019 02:23 - 55 minutes - 44.4 MBMERRRRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY PORG CHATTER!!!
#12: A Porg Chatter Thanksgiving
December 01, 2018 14:15 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBThis week, we discuss the crypto crash, Asterios' awful alarm clock, The Good Doctor, mailed-in-a-box meats, MadBondz, drug addictions, McDonalds cups, and...PORGS-GIVING! Art by the amazing Magi. They did it for free just to be cool, so please follow them at @magipicsandsuch on Twitter!
#11: Orlando: The Mecca of Porgs
November 05, 2018 11:45 - 34 minutes - 47.2 MBHenlo it’s Skinachos. Asterios won’t let me watch anime until I write this post copy, so enjoy this episode of Porg Chatter before I put myself in an Idolm@ster coma like the worthless piece of human garbage that I am. Speaking of rotting garbage, in this episode, we return from the Mecca of Porgs: Orlando, Florida. I have recently come into possession of three new sons: Caffeine (a coffee cup with a lobotomy) Dumpling (a mechanical talking porg who apparently hates women) And Kevi...
#10: Tallard
September 27, 2018 05:00 - 41 minutes - 57.7 MBOhayo gozaimasu! It’s Srirancha back with a brand new track—and it’s a new episode of Porg Chatter! Yesterday, I got so high that I forgot how to work my own limbs. But you know who doesn’t need help using his arms and legs to move her fat lil body? Not Tallard, my new 4ft tall porg—she’s massive. And also not real. I recently made a video on Twitch unboxing Tallard, which some of you Jesus-needing fucks apparently found sexual. There’s nothing sexual about the pure unbridled love b...
#9: Porg Law
September 07, 2018 05:00 - 1 hour - 38.1 MBThe fuck? I'm not even IN this episode! Some Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory this turned out to be...here's the description from the Mother of Porgs herself, Siranche: * * * Hello! It's Srirancha, coming to you with a brand new episode of Porg Chatter--featuring the one and only Minnesota lawyer Nick Rekieta. You've been asking for it! You've been begging for it! You've been relentlessly harassing me on Twitter for it! Much like actual porgs, you've been screeching into the void unt...
#8: Hygiene
August 31, 2018 16:00 - 34 minutes - 47.5 MBSirancha continues to torture me with her "Best Debate" parody series in this week's episode of PORG CHATTER!
#7: There Is No Porgcast
July 26, 2018 05:54 - 36 minutes - 50.5 MBSirancha and I have a new porg! He's Wallard's brother, but he's very small, so his name is...SMOLLARD. You'll hear all about him, AND get to vote on his fate, on this week's episode of P-P-P-POOORRGG CHATTEERRRR!! POLL QUESTIONS Question 1: Should Smollard Have Been Aborted? https://www.strawpoll.me/16151994 Question 2: Did Sirancha Say "Lightsaber", "Lifesaver" or "Lightsaver?" https://www.strawpoll.me/16152018 Question 3: How Do You Pronounce "Vitiligo?" https://www.strawpoll.me/161...
#6: Population Control
July 05, 2018 12:50 - 38 minutes - 38.2 MBPorgs don't use alcohol to escape their problems. They're only addiction is hugs! Sadly, Sirancha and I aren't porgs. We open this episode with a, frankly, unusually sincere conversation about how we both need to drink a little less. But then we talk about Porgs so it's all ok, my dudes!
#5: Twitch Chatter [7,000 Download Special]
June 20, 2018 05:00 - 45 minutes - 44.6 MBThey said it couldn't be done! They said that there was no way a podcast about porgs would EVER hit 7,000 downloads! And YOU PROVED THEM WRONG. Porg Chatter, the only podcast in the world that is EXCLUSIVELY about porgs, just crossed the magic 7,000 download mark. The established mark of excellence and quality for ALL podcasts, porg-centric or otherwise! 7,000 downloads! Let's hear it for ourselves!! AND HERE'S TO 7,000 MORE EPISODES OF PORG CHATTER!! YES!! YES!! THIS IS NOT A MEME A...
#4: Porg Energy
May 31, 2018 19:09 - 36 minutes - 50.6 MB"PORGS!" It's not just something you scream during sex,...it's also the name of the latest canonical Star Wars cartoon, "PORGS!" And we review the fuck out of "PORGS!" on this all-new episode of Porg Chatter. You can watch the two minute short, "PORGS!", by clicking here.
#3: Sovereign Porgs
May 10, 2018 05:50 - 33 minutes - 46.7 MBIn an all porg judicial system, nothing would get done...EXCEPT SNUGGLES AND HUGS! Sure, innocent men would likely be put to death, but you gotta break a few eggs. BUT NOT PORG EGGS. DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THIS, YOU MONSTER.
#2: Porgcentricity
May 10, 2018 05:41 - 32 minutes - 45.1 MBWe bought a porg! He's gigantic and adorable, and you'll hear all about him in this brand new episode of Porg Chatter.
#1: The Cloaca
May 10, 2018 05:37 - 24 minutes - 35.1 MBWelcome to PORG CHATTER! The world's first and only podcast dedicated entirely to PORGS. In our first amazing episode, we examine Disney's first out-and-proud gay couple, who happen to be PORGS! Proof above! But for the WHOLE story, you're gonna have to l
#0: Porgblic Relations
May 10, 2018 05:35 - 26 minutes - 37.6 MBWelcome to the unreleased pilot episode of PORG CHATTER! In this week's episode, Serancho and I discuss the world's most important fictional characters – PORGS – and how we can help Disney sell more of them.