Poorly Educated
122 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 175 ratingsThe Podcast where Quizzical Questionnaires Question Questions Quizzically.
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Episodes
You're a Rat, I'm a Fart, and He's the Floor, Poorly Educated #120
May 20, 2021 23:17 - 100 MBIn this episode, we basically just give each other funny names and question our existence. Just like any other week. Enjoy.
We Spitroast Bezos in Cabo, Poorly Educated #119
May 10, 2021 22:01 - 77.2 MBThank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free! In this episode, we discuss a possible change in life expectancy, fast food pube counts, and engage in common time travel conundrums. Enjoy.
The First Annual Audio Only Hot Dog Eating Contest, Poorly Educated #118
April 22, 2021 02:34 - 70.3 MBThank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free! In this episode, we witness hot dog history all the while auditioning AI for the role of producer of our podcast. Enjoy.
Wiggly Wobbly World, Poorly Educated #117
April 20, 2021 02:45 - 62.7 MBThank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free! In this episode, we discuss The Eddleman Era of the pod, the government chicken stockpile, and try to guess what’s on the back of money I guess. Enjoy.
The Non-Linear Episode Episode, Poorly Educated #116
April 06, 2021 01:23 - 61.4 MBIn this episode, we lose control of the format of the pod as we argue over whether or not to do a “backwards episode’. Enjoy. Oh shit, also we actually agree with the Big Bang so like, yeah.
Sex, Ethics, & Deep Fake Detectives, Poorly Educated #115
March 25, 2021 10:05 - 82.9 MBThank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free! In this episode, we discuss the way things is by covering all three of the worlds topics. Sex, Ethics, and Deep Fakes. That’s it I think. Enjoy.
Noisy Northern Lights, (Endurance Digging), Poorly Educated #114
March 10, 2021 16:36 - 75.5 MBIn this episode, we discuss not just where is Waldo, but how he might be doing as well. All the while making revelation after revelation about things we should probably already know. Enjoy.
Say Umcle, Poorly Educated #113
February 25, 2021 10:34 - 47.4 MBIn this episode, we discuss squirt Haikus, Flint Michigan’s Water Crisis, and how we’re close to having the perfect alphabet. Enjoy.
Soil Attraction & Earth's Hole, Poorly Educated #112
February 10, 2021 22:50 - 60.7 MBThank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free! In this episode, we discuss dreams of digging, Rylee & Morgan's First Annual Beef Party, and the Chic Fil A Cow being an unbelievable protagonist. Enjoy.
More Fingers, Different Math, (Groundhog Elixir), Poorly Educated #111
February 03, 2021 09:25 - 55.5 MBIn this episode, we discuss musk vs must, how math is entirely arbitrary, and embarrassingly reveal that Morgan knows very little about Light Years. Enjoy.
Hollow Corpse Among the Stars, Poorly Educated #110
January 30, 2021 12:38 - 65.6 MBIn this episode, we discuss funeral music, Timeless Foxes, and Elon Musk’s foolproof way to spot a liar. Enjoy.
Manipulating Aliens & Gold Plated Wolves, Poorly Educated #109
January 21, 2021 23:05 - 72.3 MBThank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free! In this episode, we explore dangerous, ungrounded hypotheticals all the while taking a deeper dive into just how much has changed in the last 100 or so years. Enjoy.
Space Jesus & Pneumatic Tubes, Poorly Educated #108
January 16, 2021 23:58 - 57.5 MBIn this episode, we discuss intergalactic religion, pneumatic tubes, and to make things nice we even read a little parable. Enjoy.
Birds, Bricklayers, & Eaters, (Moon Leader Heath), Poorly Educated #107
December 31, 2020 05:47 - 79.9 MBIn this episode, we shit ourselves and bow down to Moon Leader Heath, all the while solving the Social Media Dilemma. Enjoy.
AI Frogs & Lebron James, Poorly Educated #106
December 21, 2020 12:07 - 64.9 MBGo to HelloFresh.com/SMART90 and use code SMART90 to get $90 off including free shipping. In this episode, we discuss Mole Rat Slaves, John Henry for like way too long, and how even terrorists hate Ohio State. Enjoy.
Polite Pranks & Negative 300 Speed, Poorly Educated #105
November 15, 2020 20:53 - 67 MBThank you to Hello Fresh for supporting this week's episode. Go to HelloFresh.com/Smart90 and use codeSmart90 to get a total of $90 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box. Additional restrictions apply, please visit HelloFresh.com for more details. In this episode, we discuss business mints, how to pronounce the combination of podcast and aunt, and every time we go to 5 Guys we get beaten to near death. Enjoy.
Bert Doatbag, the Boat Dirtbag, (Immortality & Language Barriers), Poorly Educated #104
October 24, 2020 02:30 - 96.4 MBIn this episode, we mentally devolve as we discover we are just, like, used to what spit tastes like. By the end, we invent some things and reveal our toes. Enjoy.
What Constitutes a Sense, (We maybe need a King), Poorly Educated #103
October 17, 2020 07:53 - 150 MBIn this episode, we accidentally record for like and hour and forty minutes about nonsense, and sense too if you think about it. Anyways this is the first episode we have felt pretty good about recording since we all moved in together and I’m pretty excited for everyone to hear it. Hope everyone has been doing well. Enjoy.
Peanut Butter Jeremies, Poorly Educated #102
September 30, 2020 10:00 - 67.4 MBThank you to Hello Fresh for supporting this week's episode. Go to HelloFresh.com/80smart and use code 80smart to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box. Additional restrictions apply, please visit HelloFresh.com for more details. In this episode, we invent a cookie, and discuss the infinite baby theory. Enjoy.
Hog Heritage & The Clear Baby Conundrum, Poorly Educated #101
September 06, 2020 15:23 - 100 MBIn this episode, we discuss the Gay Confederacy, Wet Sweet T-Shirt Contests, and the language behind empathetic dialogue. Enjoy.
Hog Heritage & The Clear Baby Conundrum, Poorly Educated #99
September 06, 2020 15:23 - 100 MBIn this episode, we discuss the Gay Confederacy, Wet Sweet T-Shirt Contests, and the language behind empathetic dialogue. Enjoy.
The Dead Elephant Mystery, Poorly Educated #99
August 30, 2020 09:29 - 66.2 MBThank you to Hello Fresh for supporting this week's episode. Go to HelloFresh.com/80smart and use code 80smart to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box. Additional restrictions apply, please visit HelloFresh.com for more details. In this episode, we discuss Food emotions, Mcdonalds Dasani Water, Lava Piles, how rice can probably be used as a weapon. Enjoy.
The Dead Elephant Mystery, Poorly Educated #98
August 30, 2020 09:29 - 66.2 MBThank you to Hello Fresh for supporting this week's episode. Go to HelloFresh.com/80smart and use code 80smart to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box. Additional restrictions apply, please visit HelloFresh.com for more details. In this episode, we discuss Food emotions, Mcdonalds Dasani Water, Lava Piles, how rice can probably be used as a weapon. Enjoy.
The Google Multiverse Theory & Pennsylvania Tap Water, Poorly Educated #98
June 12, 2020 04:04 - 85 MBBelow this blurb, there is a link to an NYMag article called, “135 Ways to Donate in Support of Black Lives and Communities of Color”. We have decided to put our money where our mouth is in support of black lives here in America. We will be matching donations to charities that support people of color of up to a total combined value of $250.00. That process works like this: 1: You donate any amount to the charity of your choice. (The charity has to be helping people of color, and or their...
The Google Multiverse Theory & Pennsylvania Tap Water, Poorly Educated #97
June 12, 2020 04:04 - 85 MBBelow this blurb, there is a link to an NYMag article called, “135 Ways to Donate in Support of Black Lives and Communities of Color”. We have decided to put our money where our mouth is in support of black lives here in America. We will be matching donations to charities that support people of color of up to a total combined value of $250.00. That process works like this: 1: You donate any amount to the charity of your choice. (The charity has to be helping people of color, and or their...
Assigning Consciousness & Sitting In Gum, Poorly Educated #97
May 16, 2020 03:00 - 97.8 MBThank you to BetterHelp for sposnsoring this week’s episode. Visit TryBetterHelp.com/DBA and get 10% off your first month! In this episode, we discuss our moon colony bet, The four layers of our world, and erotic pulls. All the while we revisit some of our favorite moments from the first 100 or so episodes. Enjoy.
E-Oni Drinkifies Milkstopher, (w/Bunka!), Poorly Educated #96
May 09, 2020 08:19 - 109 MBIn this episode, we discuss Chicken Tomagatchi & how sonar is like lethal. All the while exploring the Color something haha I’m a little drunk writing this. Emjoi
Solving The Hollow Earth and Moon Time, Poorly Educated #95
May 01, 2020 08:49 - 74.3 MBIn this episode, we discuss Gamer Milk, Why we don’t dig just like a little bit more, and what joke theft feels like first hand. Enjoy.
Playing With Our Empty Gums, Poorly Educated #94
April 20, 2020 18:15 - 105 MBIn this episode, we discuss Joe Biden’s Cannibal Teeth, Priming and the human subconscious, and Morgan’s devastatingly bad Resume. Enjoy.
Enrique & The Mantis Shrimp, (w/Our Buddy Alex), Poorly Educated #93
April 02, 2020 03:49 - 91.5 MBIn this episode, we invite on our Buddy Alex to talk about Horizontally Growing Trees, The Vela Effect, and his new Podcast with Ian, Win Lose Watchlist! Listen to their new show by visiting Hyperurl.co/WinLose
Hey Dummy, We're In This Together, Poorly Educated #92
March 27, 2020 08:21 - 78.2 MBThis episode is sponsored by our friends at Skillshare. Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/PE and get 2 Free Months of Premium Membership. In this episode, we discuss Evan All Mighty, Productivity during the apocalypse, and Ian’s capacity for suffering. Enjoy.
How Tall is God? Poorly Educated #91
March 23, 2020 19:59 - 94.7 MBIn this episode, we discuss living in a simulation, social change, and being single during a pandemic. Enjoy. Everybody also check out Ian’s New Podcast, Win Lose Watchlist. It’s a podcast about two friends breaking down the best and worst movies of all time. Listen to the show with the link below :) http://hyperurl.co/WinLose
Not Existing Is Normal, Poorly Educated #90
March 12, 2020 15:10 - 101 MBThis episode is sponsored by our friends at Skillshare. Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/DBA and get 2 Free Months of Premium Membership. In this episode we lose Rylee to the Common Cold while we discuss the Corona Virus and our thoughts on what death really is. Enjoy.
Monkey Mouth & Society Points, Poorly Educated #89
March 08, 2020 05:06 - 83.4 MBIn this episode we discuss, evolution, toothpaste, and the current state of social media. Enjoy.
Did you hear about the aliens? Poorly Educated #88
March 04, 2020 22:41 - 94.1 MBIn this episode, we discuss Earth’s second Moon, an idea for a child/room, and how 6:00PM may happen four times in one day. Enjoy.
Space Debris & Korean Television, Poorly Educated #87
February 19, 2020 08:48 - 75 MBIn this episode, we discuss Kessler Syndrome and Korean Television. Enjoy.
Aphantasia and Inner Monologues, Poorly Educated #86
February 13, 2020 05:16 - 81.8 MBIn this episode, we discuss Torture, The Minds Eye, and Punk Concert Bathrooms. Enjoy none of this ASAP, and All of it later.
The Familiar Sound Box, Poorly Educated #85
February 09, 2020 07:47 - 89 MBIn this episode, we discuss tooth tunez, Cuddlefish in 3D, and Brutus. Enjoy.
Purple Acid Worms, (Moon Nuisance), Poorly Educated #84
January 24, 2020 16:20 - 91.2 MBIn this episode, we discuss Lucid Dreaming, your subconscious, and how to better manage suffering. Enjoy.
Tow Trucks, Cookies, and A Very Tiny Mistress, Poorly Educated #83
January 02, 2020 07:05 - 78.4 MBIn this episode, we discuss a legal conundrum, Ian devouring cookies in front of a real ass man. All the while Rylee covers himself in Root Beer by the end of the episode. Enjoy. Will someone fucking email Ian? lol [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]
The Tale of Gold Clothes: The Blood Brain of an Acrobat, Poorly Educated #82
December 27, 2019 00:02 - 61 MBThis is our Christmas episode. Accept that. In this episode, we discuss our budget for fruit, Gold Clothes (obviously), along with all 9 conspiracy theories. Enjoy.
Bangers, Beans, and Cash, Poorly Educated #81
December 19, 2019 05:11 - 83.3 MBIn this episode, we discuss..well…Chris Evan’s Debit Card mostly. Enjoy.
Evil Communist Fish, w/ Special Guest Michelle Obama, Poorly Educated #80
December 06, 2019 03:39 - 94.6 MBIn this episode we discuss, an invasion, The Last Lady, and Undone on Amazon Prime. Enjoy.
The Mysterious Something Walnut, Poorly Educated #79
November 27, 2019 00:46 - 69.6 MBThis episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast! This episode is also brought to you by Care/of. For 25% off your first order of personalized vitamins visit Takecareof.com and use the Promo Code, “Smart”. Thank you to our friends at Care/of for supporting the show. In this episode, we discuss how much tuna costs, being your ow...
Lopez's Live Animal Lootbox, Poorly Educated #78
October 06, 2019 05:24 - 54.1 MBThis episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast! In this episode, we discuss nipples mostly. Enjoy.
Birthing Your Enemies, Poorly Educated #77
September 29, 2019 00:15 - 60.6 MBIn this episode, we discuss homophones, (or homonyms I don’t fucking know lol), for a completely unreasonable amount of time. Enjoy.
The Piss Boys are all about The Jellyfish Aramada, Poorly Educated #76
September 07, 2019 07:58 - 74.4 MBIn this episode, we discuss Horse Code and all it's glory while dissecting the self and living by Ian's weekly teachings. Enjoy.
The Self Episode, Poorly Educated #75
July 31, 2019 07:55 - 65.4 MBThis episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast! In this episode, we dive deep into our collective minds to explore who you be. This, as we talked about in the episode, may have been a weird one but it is certaibly an important one to us. More silly on the way. Enjoy this mindbender in the meantime. The Boys: Ian Whitefield- T...
The Wood Chuck Warriors of Central America, Poorly Educated #74
July 18, 2019 07:52 - 81 MBIn this episode, we talk about what a brain to brain interface would be like and try to conceptualize special relativity. All the while Ian brings up Duncan Trussel like 11 times. Enjoy. The Boys: Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: [email protected] Morgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: [email protected] Rylee Mcnemar: - Twitter:@Chowbox87 - Email: [email protected] This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com
Flavored Spit vs. Pancake Sandals, Poorly Educated #73
June 30, 2019 07:49 - 63.6 MBThis episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast! In this episode, we skip the science and dive right into our personal relationships and invention ideas. Enjoy. The Boys: Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: [email protected] Morgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: [email protected] Rylee Mcnemar: - Twit...