In Episode One, The SmodSquadders attempt to understand the intricate language of Jason Mewes, debate how one might go about violating a squirrel and discuss the difference between Canada and the United States. Along the way they touch upon the idiocy of Kutcher, porn stars reading to children and drunken New Jersey bus drivers. Max Hedroom cameos! If that wasn't enough for a first episode they revel the horrors of the rare (and very disturbing) E.T. porn!