The Tim Hawkins Podcast
393 episodes - English - Latest episode: 18 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.5K ratingsThe Tim Hawkins Podcast is the brainchild of comedian Tim Hawkins. Listen as Tim talks about any number of topics with fellow comedians, friends and sometimes, random passersby.
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Episodes
S2 Ep126: Let’s Talk About…Part 2
April 01, 2024 13:03 - 46 minutesIn Part 2 of their conversation, the crew begins with some heartfelt discussion about what it means to be authentic. Then they move on to the family supermarket, seedless fruits, and "What I'm loving." They end discussing the sleep habits of President Trump...lots of laughter mixed with tired--a perfect combination!
S2 Ep125: Let's Talk about...
March 25, 2024 22:03 - 1 hourThe group is together for Part 1 of a 2-part conversation (come back next week!) as Luke and Liv give an update on their new house and Tim recounts the roast of John Crist at his surprise birthday party, They discuss "small talk," remembering people's names, and memorable strange neighbors. They talk about the new version of the movie "Dune", Nicholas Cage and Tim and Heather's "new show." Be sure to come back next time for Part 2!
S2 Ep124: Find Your Holes
March 04, 2024 08:00 - 1 hourThe gang is all back together as they discuss moving any body part to another part of the body, Youtube Rabbit Holes, dating shows and false prophets. The concept of disciplining adults, wedding reception advice and "What are you Loving" ties this little escapade with a nice bow. Check us out on Youtube!
S2 Ep123: It's the Tim Hawkins Podcast, in'it?
February 26, 2024 09:00 - 1 hourThe crew is back discussing their various health maladies, thoughts on the Chiefs and the Super Bowl, looking at 'Merica and evaulating all kinds of accents around the world. Lenny Kravitz, John Mayer, Garth Brooks and his alter-ego, Chris Gaines are in the crosshairs as well. Be sure to watch on Youtube and subscribe!
S2 Ep122: Cut that...and that...and that...
February 05, 2024 13:31 - 1 hourThe Hawkins kids are in the house, as Tim and Heather are out, and Hollywood, fashion and entertainment are all in the cross-hairs! They reflect on growing up in the Hawkins house, Jackson shares his musical prowess, which of course leads to group karaoke. Open-Pantry-People, family dinners, and other family memories are shared.
S2 Ep121: Introducing Pope Hawkins!
January 29, 2024 08:00 - 57 minutesTim and Heather are joined by Jackson and Spencer as the bookend children--Tim shares about his dentist experience, an awful lot of Pope talk, and an important health update from Heather. Levi can't resist and chimes in along the way as they talk about Youtube go-to's, favorite animation movies, and Holland is up way past his bedtime (shhhh....don't tell mom.)
S2 Ep120: You Can't Cancel Tim Hawkins
January 15, 2024 08:00 - 1 hourLevi, Luke and Liv join Tim for this musical extravaganza of songy-songs. They talk about the cult of Taylor Swift, dreams, guys who know how to do stuff, and share some New Year's resolutions (but not really). Welcome to 2024 Hodunks!
S2 Ep119: COLD STONE CHRISTMAS
December 26, 2023 21:16 - 1 hourCousin Cole Hawkins joins the crew today for plenty of Christmas merriment. They talk about lots of family memories at Grandma's house, cinnamon roll eating etiquette, the new Wonka movie, the genius of Dr. Seuss, and the show WRAPS up with some amazing Christmas freestyle RAP. Merry Christmas from the Hawkins clan!
S2 Ep118: What Did We Do Before Phones
December 18, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourIn our “not yet Christmas” show, Luke is stressed out after looking for a new house that had a bumper pool table, the team gives family travel tips over the holidays and also discussed how we survived without phones and the virtue of actually reading. Disney adults, a crazy cult and Christmas songs round out this early Christmas gift of a show.
S2 Ep117: Esther and Worms and Big Chunky--Oh My.
December 11, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourTim and the kids are on this week to talk about the family trip to Branson, MO, where apparently Tim is more famous than anyone else. Then they obviously moved on to the topics of worms, malaria and the family health histories. Shakespeare analysis, video and movie and podcast reviews and the CMA awards top off this episode of goodness.
S2 Ep116: Reflections on life...and caskets?
December 04, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourFriend of the family Christian joins Luke, Tim, Heather and Spencer, along with Luna the puppy, to discuss skiing escapades, Tim's viral "Home School Family" video, and the amazing qualities of the musical Bible version. Tim opens up about his recent show taping in Nashville and the journey to where he is now. Finally, a staple of the show lately--cringeworthy church videos. They end with an analysis of end-of-life decisions...inspired by a walk down the red carpet. Fun time for all!
S2 Ep115: Tim, the Kids and the Cringe
November 13, 2023 14:39 - 1 hourIt's Tim and the kids this week! Levi starts off the podcast with Luke and Liv, talking about celebrity heads and plastic surgery and the Snow White Disney mistake. The overall word for the day is CRINGEY--lots and lots of videos including Taylor Swifts 'cars and bars' and other cringey country music. Then Spencer jumps in the chair with his AI-generated plant-based lyrics and they're off! In fact, Liv actually sings their own Taylor-inspired AI lyrics.
S2 Ep114: Coming Soon: "TUBCAST"
November 06, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourThe crew is back together bemoaning the foulness of Tim's king-sized hot tub. Heather has some knobs to paint, so Levi joins the gang in her place for the rest of the show. They hear a Luke Bryan "beer" compilation, discuss what bail is, and Tim shares some funny videos. Finally, Tim's A.I. generated artwork for his upcoming special causes quite a stir. Stay tuned for an upcoming episode live from the hot tub!
S2 Ep113: Them's Celebratin' Halloween...
October 30, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew is half in costume with football/Taylor swift talk, Liv's SHAQ 2 movie trailer, and food travels in middle America. Tim has "Something Interesting", various theories are bandied about, and the Office Halloween trailer caps off this fall festival/Halloween/Trunk or Treating extravaganza!
S2 Ep112: Lots of “Something Interestings”
October 09, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew is back together and in rare form, starting with what tool would you be in the toolbox. Tim births two new songs, including “Dump Run” and “Ham Pants,' they talk about how to live longer, some of Noah’s questions and show reviews. Lots of laughs--be sure to watch us on Youtube!
S2 Ep111: The Babysitting Men
October 02, 2023 20:54 - 1 hourTim, Luke and Spencer are together--supposedly babysitting the kids--no ladies allowed! They start off with TV show talk, Dinosaurs, and LUke desperately tries to get them to do the gas station Tier List. They end with lots of church talk and opinions along with the Reviews of the week. We think the kids are still ok, but not quite sure...be sure to watch us on Youtube!
S2 Ep110: Grandma's Here!
September 18, 2023 10:55 - 1 hourIt's a special day as Tim's mom/Liv's grandma/Heather's mother-in-law joins them for lots of laughs and memories. They talk about favorite foods, favorite and worst movies, traveling, shopping, school projects...lots of memories shared by all. Be sure to check us out on Youtube and meet everyone's favorite!
S2 Ep109: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Jonnie W.
September 11, 2023 10:00 - 1 hourTim and Heather welcome their friend and fellow comic Jonnie W. to the show, with lots of fun stories and memories from the road. Jonnie talks about that time he thought he killed on "America's Got Talent" and all the opportunities that they've both had over the years. A fun show with lots of laughs for sure! Be sure to check out Jonnie W. at his website: jonniew.com
S2 Ep108: The Quaffed Dark Lord
September 04, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew has lots of hair (or lack of it) talk, along with the family's big heads, old school workout routines and getting healthy. They talk about cringey church stuff, Tim being controlled by the dark lord and bemoaning the fact there's just TOO MUCH stuff in the world! Watch us on Youtube!
S2 Ep107: The FOUR Brain Cells
August 28, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew googles "Florida Man", talks about what it must be like to be a famous person, and Luke and Tim share backpacking and hiking adventures. Tim shares "Something Interesting" that's actually something annoying, they complete the Tier of the week and watch cringey videos--and Liv shares the best podcast review to date. See us on Youtube!
S2 Ep106: I Swear on the New Testament
August 14, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourHeadphones and analyzing people's teeth kicks off this episode, then "Something Happened to Me"and Liv's Samurai sword story. The team produces their "90's Worship Songs" tier rankings, play voice memo roulette, followed by Youtube comment roulette...but no really, we love your comments! Check us out on Youtube!
S2 Ep105: We Added Video! (to our video...)
August 07, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThis week introduces a 5th member of the crew--the Laptop! They analyze videos, listen to music and play a game of "Cookie Tier List"--followed quickly by "Kardashian Tier List." Who woulda thought the National Enquirer would be such a major contributor to this week's show?!
S2 Ep104: What Does Magenta Smell Like?
July 31, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew comes together to discuss food trucks, biker shorts, and Jackson brings his best rant yet. The Godmother makes her return, there's Voice Memo Roulette, and of course, reviews of the week. Check us out on Youtube!
S2 Ep103: Can Ya Do Me A Solid?
July 24, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew starts off with "Voice Memo Roulette" and then moves on to random iphone Notes, culminating in Tim's Donut Sermon. A new segment called "Something Interesting Happened This Week" (complete with theme music) makes its debut, along with Tim workshopping "Guy You Haven't Seen In Awhile." Spencer calls in and they finish up with Youtube reviews. Don't forget to check us out on video!
S2 Ep102: SAINT-LOU-IS! SAINT-LOU-IS! SAINT LOU-IS!
July 17, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourWe begin with the world premiere of the "Camu Camu" song from "friend of the show" Luke, then a St. Louis concert review that legitimately covers ALL the bases. There's music from Papa Razzi and the Photogs, and then "Guess That GenZ Word" with Jackson. All together now--TIM-HAW-KINS! TIM-HAW-KINS!
S2 Ep101: FOUR (4) People, ONE (1) Podcast
July 10, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew is adjusting to being on video as they analyze each other's hand motions and enjoy candy cigarettes. Tim gets recognized in public, and the group lauds the genius of iconic sitcoms like Seinfeld and The Office. The crazy family text thread leads to some CRAZY stories, their Swedish friend calls in and they wrap up with a little Q&A. If you ever wondered what it looks like--check us out on YOUTUBE.
S2 Ep100: Celebrating 100 with Camu Camu!
July 03, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew starts a little slow as they fire up the video cameras to celebrate episode #100--so be sure to check it out on Youtube starting NOW! They discuss definitions of "late" and "on time," a house update, and highlights of the first 100 shows. Billboards, the most annoying musical instruments, and questions from the audience make up this momentous occasion.
S2 Ep99: For the 99th Time...
June 12, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew is very reflective as they analyze history, renaissance and the rise of art, Luke and Liv visit Levi for some new music, and creepy first kiss stories. They talk about lady standup comics, the FROYO experience, and finally an important appliance update.
S2 Ep98: We're Number...23?
June 05, 2023 13:13 - 1 hourThe crew is together with wedding music reviews, Olivia's wisdom tooth adventure, Racoon hunting, and the secret to being a good friend. They discuss the merits of getting up early, bathroom horror stories and autotune adventures. The most 23rd best improv podcast in the world--Huzzah!
S2 Ep97: Today is Sponsored by the Letter C
May 22, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourIt’s a family affair for Olivia’s birthday! Keegan’s dad Mark joins in with favorite Seinfeld moments, an analysis of woke beer commercials, spot-on celebrity impressions, a recent wedding review of do’s and don’ts, and Holland shares pertinent sea creature facts.
S2 Ep96: Everything Will Work Out
May 15, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew starts with Christian bachelor parties, classic pranks, and Luke and Liv's triathlon recap. Spencer calls in with funny things Holland says, they talk about Taylor Swift, ChatGPT, and Timmy Hypekins reads the reviews.
S2 Ep95: Hey Baby Gurllll...
May 08, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourBeginning with a real estate update, the crew moves on to discuss cremation etiquette, tornado attire, Japanese game shows, camping, first dates, and finally, Liv puts a call out for her very own sugar daddy.
S2 Ep94: Bats, Rats Everywhere
May 01, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew is back and as random as ever! They start off with some ASMR, followed by stories of Mississippi, seeing the optometrist, a quick visit from Brenjamin, going to the beach, curse words, managing money, and a HUGE kitchen announcement!
S2 Ep93: The Hawkins School of Comedy
April 24, 2023 14:22 - 1 hourTim and Heather carry the weight as they reminisce about the good ol' days and share what it took to get to where they are today. Lots of funny back stories, great advice, great friends, bits that bombed and people who helped Tim grow as a comedian--an inspirational episode for sure!
S2 Ep92: Out of the Woodwork
April 17, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourLevi joins the crew as they discuss being tongue-tied, the junk drawer, and the good old days of being in school. Tipping, cringey Christian activities, movies that make you cry and Luke and Liv's music round out a good time had by all.
S2 Ep91: Explain It Like I'm 5
April 10, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThe crew discusses how to make the world better, give a house appliance update, and a childhood picture of Luke sparks "growing up" stories. Jackson's rant sets off a discussion about snacks and open sores, as well as revisiting the wedding playlist discussion with "Pitch Correction Kanye."
S2 Ep90: You You!
April 03, 2023 15:21 - 1 hourIt's all about the fans in Episode 90! The "hated" Caleb makes his triumphant return to the show and discusses his weight loss challenge with Tim and the crew. "Caleb-hater" John Marshall joins the show in the first installment of fan participation! Music talk, workout talk, van life, and some background on Tim's career and comedy process. Lots of Q&A with the fans as well.
S2 Ep89: Nothin But Cameos...
March 27, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourThis star-studded episode includes "guest appearances" by musician Jacob Collier, Arnold Schwarzenegger, their friend Bobby (ACTUAL Bobby) and Little Timmy Hypekins. Lots of love for Levi's music, along with reviews/questions of the week and crew's best and worst talents.
S2 Ep88: Shum On!
March 20, 2023 15:45 - 1 hourThe crew is back in part one of an extended podcast--they discuss how everyone's a scammer and their personal candy temptations. Heather poses a question to the group--"what are you doing today that 5 years ago you never expected to be doing?" Tim shares his favorite Hobby Lobby signs and messages, how tattoos are kinda "out", and a new segment called "Join the Ministry."
S2 Ep87: Salt of the Earth
March 13, 2023 07:00 - 1 hourJackson jumps in with the crew as they discuss steroids, updating Tim's performance rider, and the state of country music. They talk a little revival, Tim's new "Karen Song", and do the weekly show reviews. Great to be back!
S2 Ep86: Find Your Hype(kins)
February 20, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourVegans, more stove talk (will it ever arrive?), a local bar band, the "AMEN" guy, and bad restaurant service highlight the crew's discussion this week. Little Timmy Hypekins makes an appearance, along with some outstanding reviews of the week.
S2 Ep85: What's Funny?
February 13, 2023 09:00 - 1 hourThe crew talks music producing, Tim and Heather give a stove update, and they discuss whether Jesus was funny or not. There's insight into the couple's fights, Tim's old jobs, Liv's growing pains, and a new sitcom performance that proves AI isn't funny.
S2 Ep84: Let's continue this conversation...
February 06, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourThe crew discusses who's the (scape)GOAT, athletics and returning to High school Lots of Sundance Festival movie reviews, general thoughts on culture, reviews of the week and a special biblical presentation from the Godmother.
S2 Ep83: Artificial...Intelligence?
January 30, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourThe crew begins by discussing Olivia's hair loss and Furries at the mall. Then they discover Artificial intelligence comes in the form of ChatGPT, creating a dialogue and song to share. They discuss the creative process, ice baths, and Olivia finishes up with a musical number you'll be singing for days.
S2 Ep82: INTRODUCING...Tim Hypekins!!
January 23, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourLadies and gentlemen--meet the newest member of the crew: Tim Hypekins! The group continues on from last time with reviews of the week, and then they discuss the effects of recently quitting social media. Finally, Little Timmy Hypekins gives you an in-depth look at who he is, what he's all about and finally, how He would handle a bad basketball referee.
S2 Ep81: Pegasus, Teeth and Bears-- Oh My!
January 16, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourTim is in rare form as the original crew discusses real and imaginary animals and the anxiety of the dentist and other appointments. Luke's brother gets married, which leads down a path of wedding horror stories, horrible speeches and food disasters. This is Part One, with more to come next week so stay tuned!!
S2 Ep80: Welcome to SIMS 3
January 09, 2023 08:00 - 1 hourThe crew is all over the place, discovering a whole new language in the Sims 3 world. They discuss favorite cartoons and childhood tv shows, best antagonist and protagonist in a movie, Harry and Megan drama, and they end up analyzing a cringey Christian movie "end of the date" scene.
S2 Ep79: The Stripes Were All There
January 02, 2023 16:52 - 1 hourMerry Christmas and Happy New Year! The crew debriefs on their Christmas. holiday, including an update from the youngest member Holland. They share their best gift they've ever received, which naturally led of course to discussing how animals were named by Adam and Eve. Finally they introduce a new segment, "Top 3 Reviews of the Week."
S2 Ep78: The Two-Minute Challenge
December 12, 2022 08:00 - 1 hourJackson joins the crew and they discuss how they'd spend a per diem if they had one, movie analysis, and they each attempt the two-minute talking challenge. They discuss a theory about Tim's eating habits, least favorite Christmas songs and read podcast reviews and DM's.
S2 Ep77: Your Best Day
December 05, 2022 15:01 - 1 hourTim is out sick, so the crew takes over. Caleb talks about the BEST day of his life, then they talk about their Spotify Wraps, as well as other things we should do yearly wraps on. "Preachers and Sneakers" goes under the microscope, Luke and Liv give wedding planning advice, as well as their Christmas list essentials.