Hell-o mortal meat-men! Since you don't have any time on your hands, why don't you send them to us! Delicious hands are best served severed. If you haven't heard on the news by now, we're vampires! Like many great artists we vampires only paint in a single, beautiful color... red. As in BLOOD! We paint with BLOOD! Previous vampires (to whom we refer to as the "fampire") secretly dominate the globe with their terrifying hellish powers. Aiden and Sean of course will never stray from their original goal, even whilst addicted to the Schedule I drug that is Vam-piracy. Just as when we were mortal goobers with morals and the like, our goal at Vampire Minute Talk Show will always be to trick our many loyal men, women, and children followers... the Fanpire, into becoming snackies for us. Ta ta!