Please Send Dick Pics Episode 47 with Janet Quinonez

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2019!

This week's guest is NBC Temp Worker and Professional Sketch Comedian, Janet Quinonez!

April Walterscheid and Janet discuss News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also delve into the following hot topics:

○ Norman Lear, Carol Burnett, Mel Brooks, & Benny Hill
○ The Jeffersons
○ Houston, Texas born and raised
○ growing up with Catholic parents
○ female bullies in elementary school
○ Yo Mama jokes
○ Danielle + Janet = BFFs
○ her cat named Fee #PhishSong
○ her biggest regret involving George Carlin
○ working for an oil company
○ top skill she learned from the UCB Sketch Writing Program
○ Conan O'Brien performing at her comedy show Drunkalogue
○ Charles Manson's autopsy
○ drinking wine out of a Pringles can while riding around Walmart
○ Pringles Chip wine pairings
○ why she's the first woman ever to not receive a dick pic
○ how to land that Hollywood job you want
○ why "Live and Let Die" by The Wings still tortures her today
○ Kelsey Grammer's pretentiously puzzling accent

Shoutouts and special mentions:

Upright Citizens Brigade, Jackie Kashian, Justin Michael, Conan O'Brien, Brigid Kelley of Pussies Grab Back, George Carlin, Rhea Butcher, The Internet Read Aloud, Clint Eastwood, Margot Robbie, Saturday Night Live, and Karen Kirkland and her Palm Springs writing retreat "The Breakk" (www.thebreakk.com).

News article source:

https://nypost.com/2019/01/13/walmart-bans-woman-for-riding-electric-cart-guzzling-wine-from-pringles-can/

If you're a sober or non-sober comedian and would like to be a guest on Janet's Los Angeles Comedy Show DRUNKALOGUE, mention April and email the show at: [email protected]

Janet's Twitter: twitter.com/janetqprice
Janet's Website: www.janetquinonez.com

"Elevator Music" by Beck