Please Send Dick Pics Episode 44 with Kazu Kasano

THE SUMO GIRL EPISODE!

This week’s guest co-host is Jewish-American Princess and Comedian, Kazu Kasano!

April Walterscheid and Kazu talk about News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also talk about Japanese memories, being married to a Jewish magician, pigtails, how the average person will interact with 16 murderers in their lifetime, how to spot a liar, police interrogations, Karate Chop Teriyaki Comedy, The Drifters (Japanese improv sketch group), Egyptian Courtroom, being put on trial for wearing a 1950s bathing suit to an award show, Rania Youssef, being 50-years-old but looking like a 20-year-old, when people pass their own limitations as “good advice” to you, accidentally getting thousands of followers on YouTube, San Francisco, TimeWarp Records, how violence is a no-no in France, cheating on Little House On The Prairie, creepy asian girl fetishes, wishing your own husband would send you a dick pic, and April accidentally offends Kazu but what else is new?

Kazu’s Awesome Website: http://kazukusano.com

“Bicycle Race“ by Queen
“Bohemian Dicksody” by April (64 tracks in GarageBand, smartphone earbuds microphone, her voice only, recorded from the convenience of her bed)

Lyrics:

I see a little silhouetto of a dick
Scarame, Scarame, why you senda me a dick pic
Thunderdicks of lightning, very very frightening!
(Hungileo) Hungileo, (Hungileo) Hungileo, Hungileo jigalo penisico...
(I’m just a poor dick, nobody loves me)
He's just a poor dick from a poor family
Sliding his pics into DM’osity
Easy come, easy go, are you a man ho?
Richardson! No, we will not let you ho
(Let him ho) Richardson! We will not let you ho
(Let him ho) Richardson! We will not let you ho
(Let him ho) Will not let you ho
(Let him ho) Will not let you ho
(Let him ho) Ah, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
(Oh call me daddy, call me daddy) Call me daddy, let me ho
Beelzebub put a devil in his scrotum, for pee, for pee, for peeeeeee!!

So you think can jerk off into my eye
So you think you can glove me and leave me to die
Ohhhh baby
Won’t you dick pic me baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta right into email…