Please Send Dick Pics Episode 31 with Hattie Hayes

THE MARTHA STEWART LIVING MAGAZINE EPISODE!

This week’s special guest cohost is the Fashionable Word Ventriloquist, Comedian Hattie Hayes!

April Walterscheid and Hattie talk about News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also talk about Thor and Deadpool trading actors, Lance Bass buying the Brady Bunch house, Hattie's Blue Period, being an editor at a MAJOR magazine, Hattie's comedy show Ladykillers, CONCUSSION the Movie, Hattie's cute cats, CATS ARE THE BEST, giving yo stuff away, ARTHUR on PBS, being hit on by dudes with filthy mouths after comedy shows, DOTTIE, coolass long pet names, dating another comedian and living with him too, how long it takes comedian boyfriends to finally propose marriage, PEP RALLY, dreaming of one day swimming with otters on the west coast, Il Makiage, journaling anger and depression away, GREASE by OPI Nails, how being wildly successful doesn't make you immune from feeling inadequate, wanting to be a pediatrician before becoming a comedian, Weird Al Karaoke, Jurassic Park, REGAL but FUN & CASUAL [#casuregal], Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy officially in a relationship, fortune-telling ex-boyfriends from Grain Valley Missouri who predict how vogue your life is going to be in 7 years (#cityfide), SodaStream, Bed Bath & Beyond addict, Madden Football, Winky Lux, free makeup at comedy shows, Storrs Objection, Sandra Bullock, Mr. Brightside by The Killers, how to produce a kickass woman's comedy show, and Hattie being so f*cking awesome that April just became more of a fan of her than she was before.

Hattie Hayes’s Twitter: www.twitter.com/queenhattiejean

Shoutout to Comedian Trevor Skies for the question for Hattie! Thank you! (http://www.trevorskies.com)

“Jude Law & A Semester Abroad” by Brand New (because April loves a slew of different Long Island, New York bands since her late-teens)
Super old video of Brand New in April's hometown of Mesa Arizona: https://youtu.be/S5I6nqWiMv4?t=6m41s