Minisode 85: Script Rippers!!! (Morbius)

In this PMT Miniseries, Hobert and Mike sit down to tear apart a movie they didn’t like so they can put it back together. They’re not script doctors, they’re script butchers. In this episode they try to inject some life into Morbius (the living vampire), an anemic action romp with way too much Jared Leto in it. Join the rippers as they reimagine Morbius as a patient character study about a doctor driven to kill, a pair of budding vampire hunters, and the woman he loves across a cursed century of blood and medicine. That sounds way better, right? And he’s Jewish now!