Please Do Not Swear
111 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 months ago -A Big Brother UK podcast. Three BBUK fans dive back into every episode of the TV phenomenon from the very start. Watch along with us and join us on our journey back to the new millennium! Follow us on Instagram @please.do.not.swear
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Episodes
Big Brother UK S20 - Finale - Jenry the Hoover
November 20, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBIt's almost time to say goodbye (again) as we boot towards crowning our Big Brother 2023 winner. But first, we've a bumper week lined up filled with yee haw boots, llamas, scarlet letters and the return of the iconic bedsit. It's been real, it's been cute, but most importantly it's been real cute.
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 5 - Trish, Trish, bish
November 14, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBThe housemates aren't the only ones in the Hunger Games this week, as the lads battle to keep the train on the tracks without their co-host. We stream Break the Ice, welcome the housemates friends, family and a rival podcast before a shock double eviction.
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 4 - Double, double men in trouble
November 04, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBIt's double ook and double spook this week as the housemates take on Evil Big Brother's Room 101. Trish causes a motherquake of magnitude 8.5 and we chat about fights, tears, tantrums and an eviction for the ages.
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 3 - A retired heroin addict
October 29, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MBIt's ants, thongs and perfect snogging this week as the housemates go head to head to protect their queens. Kerry melts a baking tray as Olivia ascends, Yinrun goes to jail and Jordan lives rent free in our minds.
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 2 - That's camp
October 24, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBWe're off to camp this week as the housemates trauma bond in the great outdoors. We chat about the rise of Chanelle, cliques, broken rules and spicy love triangles. Farewell Zak. You look great.
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 1 - Wig Brother
October 16, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBIt's straight to work this week at Big Bros Ltd as sparks and wigs fly. Tears are shed as beds (and salmon) are shared. Kerry and Farida have a mother-off, as we say farewell to our first housemate of the season.
Breaking our silence... BBUK S20 launch
October 10, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBSurprise! In the spirit of reboots we've dusted off our mics and are back with a bang for a slice of that Big Brother ITV pie. We fast forward 17 years to meet 16 brand new housemates and kick start a brand new season. A lot has changed since 2006...
The Please Do Not Swear Awards
June 02, 2022 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MBIn the grand tradition of Big Brother finales, we couldn't wrap things up without a little awards show. Join us as we evict this season and look back (with tears in our eyes and a song in our hearts) on 2 years of Please Do Not Swear.
Big Brother UK S7 - Finale - Time to say goodbye
May 26, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 52 MBAs Nelly Furtado once said, all good things come to an end. We're wrapping up Big Brother UK series 7 with our 6 (!) finalists - Richard, Nikki, Jennie, Glyn, Pete, and Aisleyne. What a season. What a journey. Maybe this warrants an award show?
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 12 - Guess who's back in the house
May 19, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBWe're back for the penultimate episode of Please Do Not Swear! The house next door is in full swing, and Grace is ready to turn 21 and unleash the kraken. Glynn scales the roof, Aisleyne has multiple breakdowns, and we welcome back a BB icon.
Big Brother UK S7 - Weeks 10 & 11 - In a Spiral
May 12, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBIt's another bumper week as we hurdle towards the end of season 7. The housemates pair up for the best friends task, Spiral appropriates bread, there are evictions galore, and we welcome back some familiar faces.
Big Brother UK S7 - Weeks 8 & 9 - Get your rat out
May 05, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBWe're back, back, back with a super mega bumper episode, doubling down and powering through weeks 8 & 9 in the Big Brother season 7 house. Buckle up!
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 7 - Thanks for the mammaries
April 21, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBThe house and the house next door are Spiral-ing into chaos this week as paranoia kicks in, there's fake evictions galore and housemates tie the knot.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 6 - She needs some milk
April 07, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBThe housemates are drowning in milk this week as tensions flair between Aisleyne and Lea and we welcome 5 newbies to the legendary house next door.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 5 - Log off Lisa
March 31, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MBAs the dust settles from Watergate, we mourn the loss of Grace as the housemates get their smell on, feel the hron, and high kick their way to success.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 5 - Log off Lisa
March 31, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MBAs the dust settles from Watergate, we mourn the loss of Grace as the housemates get their smell on, feel the hron, and high kick their way to success.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 4 - Who is she!?
March 10, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 47.3 MBIt's all kicking off in the State of Susie this week as her golden reign begins. We've stolen champagne, water-throwing moose accusations, and the iconic meltdowns of the legendary Nikki Grahame.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 3 - Get Grace out!
March 03, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBGet your Kit Kats out girls, our golden housemate is on the way! Big Brother's temp agency is in full swing this week, and tempers are on the rise. Buckle up and get ready for the collapse.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 3 - Get Grace out!
March 03, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBGet your Kit Kats out girls, our golden housemate is on the way! Big Brother's temp agency is in full swing this week, and tempers are on the rise. Buckle up and get ready for the collapse.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 2 - Sezer salad
February 24, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBIt's all go this week as love triangles and alliances are formed, King George walks, and we welcome two iconic new housemates to the fold as we boot another.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 2 - Sezer salad
February 24, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 50.9 MBIt's all go this week as love triangles and alliances are formed, King George walks, and we welcome two iconic new housemates to the fold as we boot another.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 1 - Shahbaz vibes
February 17, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBWe're kicking off our first full week in the season 7 house with a whole lot of Shahbaz, a side helping of Dawn, and some cute berets. #JusticeforBonnie.
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 1 - Shahbaz vibes
February 17, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBWe're kicking off our first full week in the season 7 house with a whole lot of Shahbaz, a side helping of Dawn, and some cute berets. #JusticeforBonnie.
Big Brother UK S7 launch - Everyfin and everyfin
February 10, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBWe're back and kicking off with BBUK season 7's launch night. We've 14 brand new housemates (the first of many) ready to enter the house and enter our hearts. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy, problematic ride.
Big Brother UK S6 - Finale - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
September 07, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBLook how far we've come, my baby. It's the final week of Big Brother season 6 and we're down to our final 5; Kinga, Makosi, Anthony, Eugene, and Craig. Makosi finishes as she started with another secret mission, Kinga gets locked one last time, Craig has a final breakdown, and we crown our disco dancing season winner.
Big Brother UK S6 - Finale - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
September 07, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBLook how far we've come, my baby. It's the final week of Big Brother season 6 and we're down to our final 5; Kinga, Makosi, Anthony, Eugene, and Craig. Makosi finishes as she started with another secret mission, Kinga gets locked one last time, Craig has a final breakdown, and we crown our disco dancing season winner.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 10 - One girl, one wine bottle
August 31, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBGet those bottles corked y'all, it's the penultimate episode of the season, and Kinga's back! We welcome the icon, the legend, the moment back to the house, take a ride on the mechanical bull, and unpack one of the most iconic moments in BB history...
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 9 - Call Me Myra Name
August 24, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBWe're off to spy school this week, as the housemates get their sleuthing hats and their Myra Hindley wigs on. Craig descends further down an Anthony-shaped rabbit hole, Orlaith is on the brink, and we say farewell to another legendary Big Brother housemate.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 8 - There's some moles in this house
August 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBThe saga of the Big Brother mole reaches a thrilling conclusion this week. The housemates are in the doghouse for this week's task and Craig's a lovesick puppy, as everyone else serves up vocals and couldn't hate each other more.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 8 - There's some moles in this house
August 17, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBThe saga of the Big Brother mole reaches a thrilling conclusion this week. The housemates are in the doghouse for this week's task and Craig's a lovesick puppy, as everyone else serves up vocals and couldn't hate each other more.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 7 - Pear pressure
August 10, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBWe're going for gold this week as the housemates take on a task of Olympic proportions. A rift begins to form in the loft, as Big Brother lies to them several times and poor Vanessa has the rug pulled from under her.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 6 - 'I could be pregnant'
August 03, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBWho's ready for a pregnancy scare? The housemates say yes naked jacuzzi-ness and wake up with a fear like no other. We've forced tears, buzz cuts, and a task that puts the camp back in holiday camp.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 6 - 'I could be pregnant'
August 03, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.5 MBWho's ready for a pregnancy scare? The housemates say yes naked jacuzzi-ness and wake up with a fear like no other. We've forced tears, buzz cuts, and a task that puts the camp back in holiday camp.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 5 - Kinga? I hardly know her!
July 20, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBThe big red button has been pressed and more tomfoolery has been unleashed. Kinga, Orlaith, and Eugene settle into the secret garden, while everyone in the main house tears each other apart. Things heat up between Maxwell and Saskia (ugh), and Makosi continues to be the reigning queen of our hearts.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 5 - Kinga? I hardly know her!
July 20, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBThe big red button has been pressed and more tomfoolery has been unleashed. Kinga, Orlaith, and Eugene settle into the secret garden, while everyone in the main house tears each other apart. Things heat up between Maxwell and Saskia (ugh), and Makosi continues to be the reigning queen of our hearts.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 4 - Workhouse down boots
July 13, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBWhich came first, the chicken or Anthony? Big Brother has their hammer and sickle out this week for the workhouse task. Maxwell, you better work bitch. The Italian stallion gets the boot, while three new housemates enter the secret (lady) garden. Much Kinga content to follow...
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 4 - Workhouse down boots
July 13, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBWhich came first, the chicken or Anthony? Big Brother has their hammer and sickle out this week for the workhouse task. Maxwell, you better work bitch. The Italian stallion gets the boot, while three new housemates enter the secret (lady) garden. Much Kinga content to follow...
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 3 - It's boxy bitch!
July 08, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBGet your box out, the iconic BB6 box task is finally upon us! Who will outlast and reign supreme? Boxes aside, the housemates shiver their timbers this week, speed date the house down, and Vanessa takes a tumble while Makosi takes gyration to new heights.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 3 - It's boxy bitch!
July 08, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBGet your box out, the iconic BB6 box task is finally upon us! Who will outlast and reign supreme? Boxes aside, the housemates shiver their timbers this week, speed date the house down, and Vanessa takes a tumble while Makosi takes gyration to new heights.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 2 - Makeup bags at dawn
June 29, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBWe're getting whiplash and need a lend of Lesley's neckbrace from all the madness this week. Makosi's making moves while everyone's fighting everyone, Sam's makeup bag is missing, and we say farewell to the second biggest jugs in Huddersfield.
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 1 - There's Something About Mary
June 22, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 50.6 MBWe're straight out the gate (we independent women, some mistake us for whores) with the first week of BBUK season 6, and omg it's non-stop. Makosi's got her big spoon out and is stirring the cherry tango for her secret task, while Mary clashes with Saskia and Craig refuses to diminish his character to survive.
C'mon season 6, let's get sickening!
June 15, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBCan you believe we've made it to the hot girl summer of 2005 already? The wait is over. It's finally time to dive into the legendary Big Brother UK season 6. The season that gifted us Anthony, Makosi, Craig, Derek, Nurse Lesley, Kinga, and of course Mary the white witch. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. 🍾
Celebrity Big Brother UK - Season 3 finale
June 08, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MBOmg is it that time already? We're wrapping up our Celebrity Big Brother season 3 bonanza with a task-filled week. Packed with fun, frolics, surprise evictions, and kebabs rotating slowly. We crown our CBB3 winner who's more than ready to pimp his ride.
Celebrity Big Brother UK S3 - Oh my God Jackie!
June 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBShe's got a point, she's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment. It's time to welcome miss Jackie Stallone to the Celebrity Big Brother house. We cover her game-changing 4-day (!!!) stint in the house and pay tribute to the world's favourite rumpologist.
Celebrity Big Brother UK S3 - Oh my God Jackie!
June 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBShe's got a point, she's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment. It's time to welcome miss Jackie Stallone to the Celebrity Big Brother house. We cover her game-changing 4-day (!!!) stint in the house and pay tribute to the world's favourite rumpologist.
Celebrity Big Brother UK - Season 3 launch
May 25, 2021 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBOh my God Jackie! We're back and kicking off our new season with the iconic, the legendary CBB season 3. The year is 2005 and 8 new celebs embark on what's sure to be another chaos-filled season of Celebrity Big Brother. We're askin' for it. We're dyin' for it.
Celebrity Big Brother UK - Season 3 launch
May 25, 2021 04:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MBOh my God Jackie! We're back and kicking off our new season with the iconic, the legendary CBB season 3. The year is 2005 and 8 new celebs embark on what's sure to be another chaos-filled season of Celebrity Big Brother. We're askin' for it. We're dyin' for it.
In conversation with Teen Big Brother winner Paul Brennan
April 13, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBWhat a way to end our Teen Big Brother adventure than a chat with the series winner himself! Paul Brennan joins us for this special episode to chat about his time in the house. Paul spills the real tea on the Teen BB experience, fills us in on his prize of a lifetime and what he's been up to since the show.
In conversation with Teen Big Brother winner Paul Brennan
April 13, 2021 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBWhat a way to end our Teen Big Brother adventure than a chat with the series winner himself! Paul Brennan joins us for this special episode to chat about his time in the house. Paul spills the real tea on the Teen BB experience, fills us in on his prize of a lifetime and what he's been up to since the show.
Teen Big Brother special
April 06, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MBThe year is 2003, and it’s time for the first - and only - ever Teen Big Brother series. What happens when you throw eight 18 year olds in a house for 10 days? Join us for part one of our Teen BB special, where we chat Big Ang sitdowns, dodgy discourse, a fumble in the dark, and plane crash landings.