It's About the Cones

Read any rules that have given you real "Cones of Dunshire" vibes? We sure have. Here are some of the rulebooks passages that have baffled, horrified, and delighted us with their overcomplicated language.

Parks and Recreation- The Cones of Dunshire-
The Cones of Dunshire - Parks and Recreation - YouTube
Ben Throws Down on Cones of Dunshire - Parks and Recreation - YouTube

Games we played:
Juicy Fruits | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
On Tour | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
New York Slice | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Puzzle Effect Denver | The Ultimate Escape Room Experience!
Bausack | Board Game | BoardGameGeek

Most "Cones of Dunshire" passage in a rule book? : boardgames (reddit.com)

Games we discussed:
Oath: Chronicles of Empire and Exile | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Cuba | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Holi: Festival of Colors | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Lovelace & Babbage | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Food Chain Magnate | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Feudum | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Dead Ringers (Apocalypse) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering (wizards.com)
Star Wars: The Card Game | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Dwellings of Eldervale | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Afrika Korps | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
One Night Ultimate Alien | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
Here I Stand | Board Game | BoardGameGeek
War of the Ring | Board Game | BoardGameGeek