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The “most dangerous place in the State of Washington is on our couches, on our chairs, at our tables.” So stay home. So says the man who got fewer votes for President than Kamala Harris managed to get before being promoted to President-in-Waiting without winning a single Primary.

Anyway, Governor Zero has locked us down until at least December 14th, and most likely beyond that, with indoor dining at restaurants absolutely verboten. And since the Coronavirus is clearly the dumbest virus in the history of life as we know it, we have started having indoor dining.

Because IF this virus is everything that we are told it is, then WE ARE STILL DOING EVERYTHING WRONG.