use fighting it. Think back on that golden afternoon, sitting on the stoop in the sunshine with Mitch and the other neighborhood toughs — you knew you’d never be the same. It wasn’t too long before you were hitting the Smarties 24/7. You had to stay up just a little bit later to beat the Final Boss, so you snorted some sweet Pixy Stix. And now look at you. You’re eating a Snickers right now, aren’t you. That’s right, Dave. I’m talking to you. I’m trying to record this week’s damn podcast, but you’re high on candy. Get control of yourself, man!