Pit of Chimps Podcast
63 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago -Off-beat surreal comedy podcast hosted by Simon and Tom.
Think of it like a weird jumble-sale of improv segments.
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Episodes
Episode 60 - The Reader’s Digest of the 22nd Century
March 09, 2023 23:42 - 53 minutes - 122 MBTom and Simon get back int the mega hotseat and reshape the narrative with a SPICY new episode of Pit of Chimps! Featuring: Fruit Rankings Greatest Band of All Time Tournament Pit of Chimps: North America Stolen Letters Tom’s Pills The Top 10 Songs in the World Right Now QUEST Ultimate Potato
Episode 59 - World Nigel Expo
January 29, 2023 23:15 - 51 minutes - 117 MBA new year and a new era for Pit of Chimps as new ownership imposes new standards upon your favourite show. NEW! Will Tom survive the ominous clutches of The Shadow Master or will he escape with his life, and unmentionables, in tact? Will Simon deliver the Fruit Rankings or will his pectorals fall off? Find out the answers to these questions and more, in episode 59! This episode features a special report from the inaugural World Nigel Expo! Guest starring: Ricky Berwick & Sushimewew
Episode 58 - Dare You Enter My Massive Jungle? (XXXmas Special)
December 19, 2022 23:49 - 47 minutes - 110 MBWelcome to the Pit of Chimps 2022 XXXmas (and jungle) Special, but it need not be about XXXmas and it need not be so special. Enjoy an absolutely SPECTACULAR episode full of surprises and typical nonsense.
Episode 57 - Peerlessly Great Man
November 17, 2022 21:36 - 50 minutes - 116 MBThe Chimps return with their thrilling show! On this episode: Tom makes an exciting purchase while in New York Simon explains a bewildering incident resulting in the replacement of a classic Chimps segment Spectacular new titles The 2022 Ham & Eggs Cup Champion is crowned! ...and much, much more.
Episode 56 - Million Dollar Cream Team Hunk: Maximum Anus
September 08, 2022 21:20 - 43 minutes - 100 MBSimon and Tom return with all the spiciest segments you've ever had the misfortune of hearing. Featuring the Quarter Finals of the Ham & Eggs Cup!
Episode 55 - Bergamot Pelvis
August 12, 2022 21:23 - 40 minutes - 92.3 MBNormal service is resumed as Simon and Tom return with their usual combination of absurd segments and bizarre news from an alternative dimension. Enjoy!
Episode 54 - Pit of Chimps Broadcasting Network
June 21, 2022 15:11 - 22 minutes - 52.5 MBAnd now, for something completely different...
Episode 53 - Bombay Black Rebel Ladysmith Motorcycle Mambazo Club
May 25, 2022 22:45 - 47 minutes - 109 MBSimon and Tom have been fully charged for this week's maga episode which is sure to go down with the yoof demographic. The Chimps answer listener questions and Lamb Dallas returns for another sizzling adventure.
Episode 52 - I Am a Vending Machine, Pregnant with a Human Man
May 04, 2022 20:55 - 48 minutes - 112 MBSimon and Tom continue to work under the control of FigoCorp. What zany antics will they get up to this week? Listen to discover a magical world of wonder.
Episode 51 - FigoCorp (A New Beginning)
April 11, 2022 13:27 - 40 minutes - 91.7 MBPit of Chimps returns under the new management of FigoCorp! Figo has demanded swift changes to operations at Pit of Chimps and results he shall witness.
Episode 50 - XXXMAS Special: Part 2
December 23, 2021 11:07 - 24 minutes - 27.5 MBThe spiciest holiday special this side of the Danube.
Episode 49 - XXXMAS Special: Part 1
December 16, 2021 22:47 - 30 minutes - 34.3 MBThe spiciest holiday special this side of the Mississippi.
Episode 48 - Fusilli Percalito
November 24, 2021 00:04 - 49 minutes - 114 MBTom and Simon return with bewildering comedy segments, including: Nigel of the Month Fruit Rankings The Fabulous Horoscope Man Biscuit Rankings "I'd like to give you a piece of my mind" My Word! What a Good Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life Michelin Star Restaurant Menu - Mer de Salope The Lamb Dallas Report and more! Sexo Chimpo: https://sexochimpo.bandcamp.com/releases
Episode 47 - My Word! What a Good Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life
October 15, 2021 20:41 - 43 minutes - 98.9 MBSimon and Tom return with a bunch of NEW segments and also some recurring ones. The outrageous comedy podcast show rolls on.
Episode 46 - Lamb Dallas Has... RISEN
September 16, 2021 21:26 - 45 minutes - 104 MBThe Chimps (Simon and Tom) return with more ridiculous antics and stuff and such. This episode is best listened to with a jug of warm gravy.
Episode 45 - Double KO... Continue?
July 29, 2021 23:23 - 46 minutes - 107 MBSimon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world. This episode features the 2021 Ham & Eggs Cup! Everybody's favourite tournament.
Episode 44 - Two Ears Are Better Than None
July 15, 2021 20:29 - 1 hour - 153 MBSimon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world.
Episode 43 - 43 Minutes of Judo (Brought to you by...)
June 10, 2021 20:42 - 1 hour - 175 MBAll the absurd fun of the Pit of Chimps podcast, featuring: The World's Warmest Man Spice Donovan's Gravy Challenge Numbers! Craig's Bar Update Restaurant Menu Veg Rankings FAN EMAILS Intercepted Mail Animal Challenge Tom's Week Tom's Poem Slazenger Jones and the Frothy Schloon (part 2) Marlon Brando Encounters and Movie Pitches
Episode 42 - Raw Toast
May 27, 2021 19:50 - 1 hour - 137 MBFeaturing lots of stuff and more stuff! Stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff! Dollar-dollar bill y'all!
Episode 41 - The Ballad of Terry Sandra
May 09, 2021 15:14 - 53 minutes - 122 MBOn this 41st episode of Pit of Chimps: - Fruit rankings - An update on Pit of Chimps roaming reporter William La France - We pitch our movie ideas to Amazon PRIME Yugoslavia executive, Jack "Lil' Rice Pudding" Rice - and much, much, much, much, much, much more! Twitter: PitofChimps
Episode 40 - Tom: the World's Number 1 Animal Person... Thing
April 24, 2021 16:33 - 57 minutes - 133 MBAll the usual stuff, plus the return of celeb caricatures (see our Twitter post on 23/04/2021 to play along!) instagram.com/simonlreadcomics
Episode 39 - BIG YEN
April 10, 2021 17:03 - 1 hour - 186 MBWe've got it all on this episode. We even get to speak with movie producer, JC Potato!
Episode 38 - Titular Character
March 27, 2021 17:08 - 1 hour - 152 MBSimon and Tom discuss all the happenings, the happen-nots, and the what the frizzaz is happeninangs? Big shout outs are had The Chimpos pitch their latest film ideas to big-time exec Eddie 'Spag-Bol' Thompson Tom is propositioned for more legal services Audio from Simon's recent stand up gig Update on the Lamb Dallas situation and much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, m...
Episode 37 - Brombo
March 13, 2021 16:29 - 1 hour - 160 MBSimon and Tom discuss a luscious array of absurd topics and pitch their movie ideas to movie executive, Eddie 'Spag Bol' Thompson, and established actor, Kermit T. Frogman
Episode 35 - Spice MacAllister
February 12, 2021 21:16 - 1 hour - 152 MBSimon and Tom discuss various absurd topics and pitch their movie ideas to Eddie 'Spag Bol' Thompson.
Episode 34 - Free Entry to the
January 27, 2021 01:00 - 47 minutes - 110 MBPit of Chimps returns with it's surreal brand of off-beat comedy antics.
Episode 33 - Turkey Martini (Christmas Special)
December 18, 2020 21:26 - 1 hour - 167 MBSpecial Christmas episode, featuring: Christmas lies Rambo quiz Fan letter Fruit Rankings Celeb letter The Alan Report Ham & Eggs Cup Final Michelin Star Xmas Menu Egg Lampoon's Diary Quest Through the Keyhole Job Offers for Tom Football Report Porkminster Harriers promo + half time team talk Intercepted Mail Lamb Dallas reviews the Craig's Bar Christmas Grotto Entertainment News Freeman News Netflix Movie Pitches & a Kermode Christmas Song Enjoy! Merry Holidays an...
Episode 32 - The Revenge of Glenda Porkbelly Jones
November 26, 2020 20:59 - 57 minutes - 132 MBOn a deluxe episode, the Chimps deliver a picnic of comedy delights and whatnot.
Episode 31 - Todd Wangggerzley Presents...
November 14, 2020 22:03 - 51 minutes - 117 MB[[[saucy material]]]
Episode 30 - Faygo (Spooky Halloween Special)
October 28, 2020 03:00 - 51 minutes - 117 MBOn this spooky Halloween special, Simon and Tom sensually deliver all your favourite bizarre hilarity, including: * A spooky gift from Pit of Chimps fan, Juggalo Kevin * Spooky Fruit Rankings * Spooky fan/celebrity letters * Spooky intercepted mail * Names of meals based on their appearance (spooky) * A spooky edition of the Lamb Dallas Report * Spooky Entertainment News * A spooky game of Through the Keyhole * Tom reads a spooky ghost story - 'The Curse of Little Greggy ...
Episode 29 - The Wang Stipulation
October 13, 2020 23:21 - 38 minutes - 87.2 MBSimon and Tom sensually deliver all your favourite bizarre sketches and more! Sponsored by Craig's PLC. +SAVY IS COMING+
Episode 28 - Egg Lampoon
September 29, 2020 23:00 - 43 minutes - 99.1 MBAll your favourite bizarre sketches and more! Sponsored by Craig's PLC. "I'm Egg Lampoon, bitch"
Episode 27 - RAM vs. TIME
September 15, 2020 23:10 - 39 minutes - 89.8 MBAll your favourite bizarre sketches and more! Sponsored by Craig's PLC. Time is an abstract concept. ++SAVY IS COMING++
Episode 26 - The Original Physical Location
September 01, 2020 23:13 - 40 minutes - 93.5 MBAll your favourite bizarre sketches and more! Sponsored by Craig's PLC. ++SAVY IS COMING++
Episode 25 - Pork
August 19, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes - 97 MBAll your favourite bizarre sketches and more! A return to face-to-face Chimping! No more Skype nonsense.
Episode 24 - Decrepit Package
July 15, 2020 07:04 - 1 hour - 157 MBIncluding, but not exclusive to: The new Craig's Bar cocktail menu The return of Lamb Dallas Game-shows Movie pitch The Chimps receive an alarming letter Celebrity mail RPG Interview with Craig's Bar owner, Erwin Keith Subscribe to and like Pit of Chimps at the following places: Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
Episode 23 - Emperor JumboTron's Tower of Delight
June 10, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBFeaturing: Wrestler names/gimmicks Intercepted Mail The Big Snorkeling Championship (Semi Finals) The Official Fruit Rankings Celebrity AMSR Job Opportunities for Tom Quest Visually Impaired Courting (Game Show) Michelin Star Restaurant Menu Court Hearing Re-cast Movies Fan Mail (10 ways to re-create a '90s rap/r&b music video) Top 10 Spicy-Bois RPG Interview with Big Bird Subscribe to and like Pit of Chimps at the following places: Youtube: PitofChimps ...
Episode 22 - Strap a Catherine Wheel to Your Groin
May 13, 2020 11:42 - 46 minutes - 106 MBFeaturing: The Official Fruit Rankings Wrestler names The Big Snorkeling Championships Fan emails Quest Tom goes to the Job Centre Michelin star menu Visually Impaired Courting Car names Former Pit of Chimps time-travelling guest-host, Joist, tells all about a former celebrity friend. Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
Episode 22: Strap a Catherine Wheel to Your Groin
May 13, 2020 11:42 - 46 minutes - 106 MBFeaturing: The Official Fruit Rankings Wrestler names The Big Snorkeling Championships Fan emails Quest Tom goes to the Job Centre Michelin star menu Visually Impaired Courting Car names Former Pit of Chimps time-travelling guest-host, Joist, tells all about a former celebrity friend. Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
Episode 21: Pickled by Flamingos
April 15, 2020 00:30 - 59 minutes - 51 MBFeaturing: The Official Fruit Rankings Ron Rankings (unofficial) Fan Emails Quest Tom goes to the Job Centre Michelin star menu Film Review Visually Impaired Courting Car Names Court Hearings Ultimate Potato Interview with Alan Pacino Sponsored by: Big Fella Craig’s Bar Meechel Mansance’s Faecal Transplants Groin Enhancements Ltd Peter Activation Services Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
Episode 21 - Pickled by Flamingos
April 15, 2020 00:30 - 59 minutes - 51 MBFeaturing: The Official Fruit Rankings Ron Rankings (unofficial) Fan Emails Quest Tom goes to the Job Centre Michelin star menu Film Review Visually Impaired Courting Car Names Court Hearings Ultimate Potato Interview with Alan Pacino Sponsored by: Big Fella Craig’s Bar Meechel Mansance’s Faecal Transplants Groin Enhancements Ltd Peter Activation Services Youtube: PitofChimps Facebook: PitofChimps Twitter: PitofChimps
Episode 20: Making Love to an Egg in a Vat of Drambuie
April 01, 2020 14:10 - 32 minutes - 47.4 MBIt's the Pit of Chimps 20th episode spectacular! Celebrate with Simon and Tom as they celebrate with you.
Episode 20 - Making Love to an Egg in a Vat of Drambuie
April 01, 2020 14:10 - 32 minutes - 47.4 MBIt's the Pit of Chimps 20th episode spectacular! Celebrate with Simon and Tom as they celebrate with you.
Episode 19 - Cube's Equilateral Triangle
March 18, 2020 15:00 - 31 minutes - 46.6 MBIncredible action as Pit of Chimps roaming reporter, Lamb Dallas, provides an in-field review of Craig's Dungeon.
Episode 18 - Lime Encrusted Lamb Boobs
March 04, 2020 18:06 - 37 minutes - 55.7 MBSimon and Tom introduce a new play-along-at-home caricature guessing game. Simon visits a swanky restaurant. Pit of Chimps roaming reporter, Lamb Dallas, provides an in-field review of Craig's Bar.
Episode 17 - Visually Impaired Courting
February 19, 2020 15:00 - 32 minutes - 46.8 MBTom hosts a new gameshow, with Simon as the contestant.
Episode 16 - The Alignment of Jupiter
February 05, 2020 15:00 - 28 minutes - 42 MBTom reads out the horoscopes and review J. Corden.
Episode 15 - Mango Brosnan
January 23, 2020 21:59 - 30 minutes - 46.6 MBSimon and Tom discuss the Mango Naming System and other strange things.
Episode 14 - The Christmas Alliance (Xmas Special)
December 18, 2019 06:00 - 30 minutes - 46.3 MBOn this special holiday episode, Simon and Tom are joined by Joist, a member of The Christmas Alliance. Happy holidays!