All You Can Eat: Monster on the Loose, Part 8

“All You Can Eat: Monster on the Loose, Part 8” - Episode 55

Broke, hungry, and running from the cops, Nicki comes upon a carnival and manages to blend in with the crowd. She lands a gig at a concession stand that sells unearthly snacks. Her new boss says he can’t give her an advance on her pay but informs her that she can eat and drink all she wants. 

On her break, utterly distraught that Gneeecey and Sooperflea are nowhere to be found, Nicki wanders over to a freak show run by the mean dog catchers who kidnapped her companions. To her horror, Matt and Dave are mistreating and exploiting the two canine-humanoids who have turned into regular dogs. “Step right up here, come see the talkin’ dogs! One even sneezes money!” they shout.

Gneeecey and Flea, who are not being fed enough and forced to work for the few morsels tossed their way, refuse to cooperate. When given pepper to cause him to sneeze more dimes, Gneeecey rebels. He attempts to start a union and invites the many wildly cheering workers present to join him. Matt and Dave panic, the cops see Gneeecey, and all heck breaks loose.

Meanwhile, back in beleaguered Perswayssick County…. Ineffective, temporary county leader canine-humanoid Jacob J. Qwertyuiop reluctantly questions Dr. Alexandra Idnas regarding a tip he received over the phone. Had Perswayssick County’s absent leader Gneeecey been using Dr. Idnas’s office as headquarters to create the ten-foot-tall replicating kangaroo monsters destroying Perswayssick City?

Deeply offended by these allegations, Dr. Idnas and therapist Ingabore “Grandma” Scriblig are in for another unpleasant surprise. Alien gangster Redheaded Broken-Nose Mark shows up at their door, offering them “protection” for a small fee.

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