Perpetual Lent
56 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -Where we never stop giving up.
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Episodes
Goodbye (No Drinking Anything)
January 30, 2022 18:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBJez is gone forever. Caitlin is gone forever.
Jesus, The Father of Colons (No Alcohol)
January 23, 2022 18:00 - 44 minutes - 30.3 MBCaitlin reverse spikes her drink. Jez does fancy fight moves.
Whenever They Need To Piss, They Just Cry (No Being Sober)
January 16, 2022 18:00 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MBJez loses his Zen. Caitlin dreams of recording a podcast in a swimming school.
Wanna Get Fucked Up, Wayne? Yeah. (No Looking At Dogs Or Cats)
January 09, 2022 18:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MBCaitlin thinks dogs cannot crap in the park because people are omnivores. Jez shouts obscenities at the public.
Let's Both Die So We Can Get Budgies To Eat Our Ears (No Touching Your Face)
January 02, 2022 18:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MBJez proposes space government. Caitlin's OnlyFans causes mass debates.
Eating Dandruff (No Walking)
December 26, 2021 18:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBCaitlin has nits. Jez scratches his friend's head.
Don't Mess Yourself (No Wearing Clothes For Long)
December 19, 2021 18:00 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MBJez shits in his pants. Caitlin gets pregnant.
Cat Meat (No Thinking About Perpetual Lent)
December 12, 2021 18:00 - 51 minutes - 35.5 MBCaitlin talks to an answering machine. Jez wants his trap pinched.
Big Fat Celestial Body (No Throwing Stuff Out)
December 06, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBJez tells a parable as old as time itself. Caitlin refuses to remove refuse.
The Fate That Hand Has Dealt You (No Being On Time)
November 28, 2021 18:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MBCaitlin refuses to board a plane. Jez eats off his legs.
Are You Soaking Wet At The Minute, Because You Sound Very Confident (No Looking At People's Faces When You're Talking To Them)
November 21, 2021 18:00 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MBJez grows nipple pupils. Caitlin is fat and her friends are all ugly.
Show Me What That Beak Do (No Paying For Stuff)
November 14, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBCaitlin runs out of food. Jez reminisces about porn.
Eating A Ball Of Horse Hair (No Grayscale Clothing)
November 07, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBJez puts some nectar on his nose. Caitlin freeballs.
Towelling Off Spiders (No Exercise)
October 31, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBCaitlin spies on people in the gym. Jez has a floppy bladder.
Mouldy Wasp's Nest (No Social Media)
October 24, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBJez ponders whether fungus or wasp bites are worse. Caitlin betrays her friend's child once again.
Snack Packs At Kissing Point (No Telling The Truth)
October 17, 2021 18:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBCaitlin gets romantic with food. Jez struggles to eat a lollipop.
Mind Your Own Fuck, Go Back To The Horse (No Being Dry)
October 10, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBJez is going to try to talk about crows less. Caitlin ruins a family's horse trip.
I'm Too Busy Being Lazy And Masturbating In Space (No Touching Food)
October 03, 2021 18:00 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MBCaitlin makes a spectacle in a shopping center. Jez waterboards himself with an orange.
Heavily Sponsored ASMR For Your Penis (No Yawning)
September 26, 2021 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MBJez gives very useful tips on how to utilise bodily functions to get a raise. Caitlin speaks to people's groin.
I Have The Prostate Of A Pitbull (No Considering)
September 19, 2021 14:00 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MBCaitlin does her best to start a true crime podcast. Jez champions men's health, kind of.
You Can And Should Murder All Your Lovers (No Swearing)
September 12, 2021 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBJez receives the ultimate delayed gratification. Caitlin exposes Aristotle.
Plastic That Will Choke A Turtle In The Ocean (No Forgetting)
September 05, 2021 19:00 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MBCaitlin fails to prepare. Jez prepares to fail.
I'm A Bad Boy, Choke Me (No Dressing Down)
August 29, 2021 19:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MBJez goes to the future where he is a kinky old man. Caitlin goes to the past where she is a clockwork human being tested for disease.
Hepatitis For All (No Quick Meals)
August 25, 2021 19:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBCaitlin's family leaves her. Jez encourages people to get hepatitis.
Slap Some Loaf (No Excuses)
August 22, 2021 19:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MBJez gives away a pool table. Caitlin restricts use of ukuleles from children.
Yeet Themselves Off The Mortal Coil (No Being Swept Off Your Feet)
August 15, 2021 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MBCaitlin learns more about Octopus mating rituals. Jez gets angry about cauliflower.
No Sex and Death? Love it (No Utilising Your Basal Ganglia Properly)
August 08, 2021 19:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MBJez haunts cubicles. Caitlin learns about Octopus mating rituals.
Self Harm For The Intellectual (No Complaining)
August 01, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBCaitlin continues her unprovoked attack on hipsters. Jez seeks the definition of Africa in the context of The Lion King.
Allen (No Video Games)
July 28, 2021 19:00 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MBJez courts telecommunications providers for sponsorship. Caitlin hates humans.
Caitlin Eats Like A Duck (No Unprepared Food)
July 25, 2021 19:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MBCaitlin dissolves Gnocchi. Jez attempts to come to terms with his affinity for inanimate objects.
Damaging My Enamel With My Finger Oils (No Brushing Your Teeth)
July 18, 2021 19:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MBJez fills his mouth with ripped up toilet paper. Caitlin wants our fans to use rubber gloves and guns.
Not Here To Fuck Crows, Except Jez (No Searching)
July 11, 2021 19:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBCaitlin is not here to fuck Crows. Jez fucks crows.
That's Right! I Got Her Drunk (No TV)
July 04, 2021 19:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBCaitlin learns nothing. Jez tries alcoholism.
Glass Would Be A Nice Bulky Gouda (No Fingertips)
June 30, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 43 MBJez poisons his partner. Caitlin shines a brown light on her life.
Not Going To Stop Until the Department Of Firearms And Alcohol Are Trying To Bombard Us With Missiles (No Taking Electronics For Granted)
June 27, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBCaitlin begins her cult of personality. Jez figures out how to get women off Heroin.
Please Do Not Jump In Skips Full Of Rusty Metal (No Throwing)
June 20, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MBJez reaches into pub toilets. Caitlin has a fancy toilet.
It's Like Gone Girl With Oats (No Cereal)
June 14, 2021 10:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MBCaitlin eats Cereal. Jez doesn't eat Cereal.
I Really Really Really Want Perpetual Lent (No Tasty Music)
June 09, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBJez violates his ears in an IKEA. Caitlin attacks independent musicians.
That Doesn't Seem Hard To Say At All (No Saying Easy Things)
June 07, 2021 03:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBCaitlin's Mother hates who she has become. Jez blocks old ladies on Messenger.
That doesn't seem hard to say at all (No Saying Easy Things)
June 07, 2021 03:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBCaitlin's Mother hates who she has become. Jez blocks old ladies on Messenger.
Beans of Betrayal (No Uncanned Food)
June 03, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MBJez 'cheats'. Caitlin is apprehensive about a proposed picnic.
You Should Have Read The Last Email (No Manners)
May 31, 2021 08:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBCaitlin sleeps through the whole podcast. Jez gets angry.
You should have read the last email (No Manners)
May 31, 2021 08:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MBCaitlin sleeps through the whole podcast. Jez gets angry.
Disappearing Underwear (No Nudity)
May 27, 2021 02:00 - 45 minutes - 31.5 MBJez details his terrifying never-nude shower routine and how he sleep-hides his underwear. Caitlin's wet pants stick to her and she gives up pretty quickly.
Penis Paper Cuts (No Touching Paper Part 2)
May 23, 2021 23:00 - 29 minutes - 20.4 MBDoes Jez have a method? Or is he just going through life...willy nilly...
Foreign Aching (No Touching Paper Part 1)
May 20, 2021 07:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MBCaitlin misses a comedy show and Jez fills his bag with gross things like a chump.
Cats In Veins (No Sunglasses)
May 17, 2021 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBJez moves house and Caitlin is also in this.
ASMR and Jerking Off (No Coffee Part Two)
May 13, 2021 10:00 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MBThe thrilling conclusion of our crazy, coffee swapping shenanigans!
Trink Nicht So Viel Caffee (No Coffee, Part One)
May 10, 2021 03:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MBCaitlin has no coffee and Jez has lots of coffee.
War With Mosquitos (No Missing The Sun)
May 07, 2021 01:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBCaitlin gets stalked by a dog and Jez stands in his yard nude.