Previous Episode: The Nolan Carroll Game

Chris returns home from his secret mission (code name "Rugby") to reveal the findings of his investigations into al things Miami Dolphins. What he found out is shocking, appalling and quite frankly...outlandish that the mainstream sports media hasn't picked up on these Totally Real Miami News items.

But never fear, Sam and Chris are here to make sure you are an informed citizen. Plus...Sam and Chris compare swag sizes and just how many brothers does Chris HAVE?!?!?!

Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville!