Pass the Everything
89 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 months ago - ★★★★★ - 91 ratingsFrom gas station hot dogs to Michelin star restaurants, food enthusiasts Pass The Everything (PTE) and Ashley welcome you to pull up a chair at their table as they overshare on their personal lives and dining experiences. And when it comes to the world of food pop culture, their takes are candid and oftentimes crude. From food in the news and trending topics, TV shows and movies, special guest interviews and more...everything from their gastronomic-rich homebase of New Orleans to around the world is on the table. Your plate will be full but you'll be coming back for seconds. Follow us on Instagram @PTEPOD. Subscribe on all podcasting apps, rate & review on iTunes, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify. Let's eat!
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"You go poo poo, pie go bye bye"
May 16, 2023 17:11 - 1 hourANOTHER ONE! The Scoop (04:44) features noodling through the mystery of the abandoned pasta in the woods of New Jersey, how one letter made a hilarious difference in a bakery order, the restaurant trend that's back from the pandemic dead, how the movie going experience is about to be forever changed starting this fall, and life-saving wine in the Australian bush. Last, PTE tries a new birria taco spot with 1/2 off margaritas before destroying his stomach with stuffed-crust pizza...again, whi...
"Cream Team!"
April 20, 2023 14:56 - 50 minutesSpecial 4/20 episode for y'all! PTE is a published writer while Ashley is a voice for hire. The Scoop (8:20) features a Canadian Coke can bear, Doritos flavored beef jerky, a special edition Reese's that asks whether you're cream team or crunch brunch, a Pennsylvanian pizza delivery crime fighter, and how a New York Buffalo Wild Wings employee chose prison over working her shift. Last, PTE spends time at a neighborhood bar in New Orleans and tries their new food pop-up while Ashley goes home ...
"Listen here you ginger fuck"
April 10, 2023 00:50 - 42 minutesHappy Easter! What's your favorite Easter candy?! The Scoop (4:29) features poison-ish Peeps, a triple dose of "would you eat that?" featuring spicy Spaghetti O's, Bella Ramsey's orange juice cereal, and a jelly bacon cheeseburger, stealthy spoon stealers in Phoenix, and gender reveal cupcakes gone wrong. Last, PTE spends a night in Baton Rouge grilling with friends while Ashley samples all of the pork at Hogs for the Cause but shows up on day 2 only to realize a lot of the items were already...
"Don't make kiss kiss we no play"
April 05, 2023 17:41 - 40 minutesWe finally explain why we had an archived episode last week, so bear with us. The Scoop (3:05) features powdered beer from Germany, wooly mammoth meatballs in Australia, crawfish ice cream in Houston, and a bread wine smuggler slash genius. Last, PTE goes to a popular hotel and eatery in New Orleans with a friend in town while Ashley attends a Britney Spears drag brunch in their food high and low moments of the week (29:00).
"Listen to a book. Ding!"
March 24, 2023 18:25 - 1 hourFrom the archives! The Scoop (5:48) features a new item popping up at Subway locations near you, the most expensive Starbucks order...ever, a firearm felon at the Mardi Gras Popeye's in New Orleans, and how you and your future spouse can win free Cracker Barrel for life. Last, Ashley attends brunch with her Mardi Gras krewe at a very popular New Orleans restaurant and winds up so hungover she can only eat popsicles while PTE makes his return to Snake and Jake's and tries to order Burger King ...
"Shower Ribs"
March 15, 2023 16:07 - 43 minutesWE'RE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! The Scoop (5:28) features a TikTok trend combining personal hygiene and oranges, a millennial throwback beverage gets a hard twist, Baskin Robbins unveils their new flavor, KFC brings back an artery-clogging popular sandwich, sushi terrorists in Tokyo, and a Louisiana woman in jail for excessive Door Dash. Last, PTE discovers a french toast omelette while Ashley gets blue balled by Blue Apron before having a meal expensed at a popular New Orleans restaurant in their...
"Wanna see my radio?!"
February 02, 2023 02:08 - 59 minutesPour one out for the dozens of people that Ashley is about to break up with on Valentine's Day. The Scoop (9:34) features A&W having a mascot...and a restaurant(?!), a breakfast spot with an unintentional hidden agenda, why you don't let your children play with your phone unsupervised, a firecracker-popping pizza stealing grand theft auto, and a cafeteria criminal worth over $1 million in chicken wings. Last, Ashley has her first crawfish of the season while PTE is reunited with his favorite ...
"Tucker Tucker the M&M fucker"
January 27, 2023 01:34 - 51 minutesApologies for the delay, Ashley had a case of weather paranoia. The Scoop (9:04) features the footwear freak out from M&M's taking another step, chili cheese beer from the Midwest, Tom Hanks encouraging everyone to sip on some Diet Coke-aine, an egg-splosive situation in Louisiana requiring a bomb squad, and a lunch lady selling special brownies to high schoolers. Last, PTE discovers a gas station with his favorite endangered species candy in stock and eats stuffed-crust pizza while Ashley ca...
"Life hack: go to prison"
January 20, 2023 00:42 - 46 minutesUnintentional dry January and intermittent fasting...who the hell are we?! The Scoop (4:47) features fake food popping a kid into the emergency room, the scientifically grossest thing you have in your kitchen, how to win a Jimmy John's beanbag chair, Waffle House saying "fuck you" to your social media menu hacks, and a late night Taco Bell shootout. Last, PTE dishes out a hot take regarding guacamole on burritos while Ashley encounters a problematic food delivery driver in their food high and...
"Spit in my mouth and grab a potato"
January 14, 2023 00:11 - 55 minutesHoliday travels, galore! A much-needed break was taken and now the podcast is back for 2023. Who's ready for some food craziness to welcome the year?! The Scoop (8:48) features a gimmicky New York ice cream shop, back-to-back food factory explosions, a down under Kinder Surprise candy smuggler, potato feet for the flu, an eBay Choco Taco for $25K, and professional hot doggers wanted for 2023. Last, PTE eats his way through Boston over Christmas while Ashley surprises her Mom with the Rose Bow...
"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"
December 16, 2022 16:08 - 54 minutesWeird beers! Cheers to 2022 and we'll see y'all in the new year. The Scoop (4:52) features the three worst TikTok food trends of the year, a Doritos haircut for the Super Bowl, a Kansas restaurant manager fired over an insane email, "Am I the asshole?" Thai food leftovers edition, and a Canadian Christmas parade featuring none other than Mr. Big Stick. Last, Ashley hits up a popular New Orleans bar for their Christmas pop-up and eats microwaved grilled chicken until she falls asleep while PTE...
"Live. Laugh. Love."
December 09, 2022 04:40 - 59 minutesWith our powers combined! The Scoop (6:02) features pilk and cookies with Lindsay Lohan, TikTok's top food trends of 2022, ANOTHER class action lawsuit against cheese, a woman in China breaks bones over spicy food, and a Louisiana Senator that would just rather be fat. Last, PTE reveals he's been doing food delivery and has a run-in with a friend of the pod and Ashley debates him on the usage of business cards in their food high and low moments of the week (51:08).
"You just got ribbed!"
November 30, 2022 17:23 - 57 minutesAnti-Black Friday and a Christmas Elf. The Scoop (7:16) features a newly discovered weight loss method backed by science, a workplace community fridge cheese situation gone viral, a lawsuit over microwavable macaroni, a story that will have you questioning your kitchen bowl usage, and how to win free McDonald's while stacking that McMoney. Last, PTE and Ashley reminisce on their Thanksgiving meals, favorite main course and side dish, and much more in their food high and low moments of the wee...
"Team Glizzy"
November 19, 2022 17:33 - 37 minutesApologies for being late...again. The Scoop (4:12) features Coors Light color-changing cosmetics, a new Mountain Dew flavor only Vin Diesel could appreciate, Japanese hot water to go, Spam Figgy Pudding for the holidays, and an Ohio woman settling beef with beef at her local Walmart. Last, Ashley has multiple failed attempts at ordering bar food while PTE gets blackout drunk at a New Orleans speakeasy and has a surprise Shake Shack delivery the following day in their food high and low moments...
"Who are you, Liza Minnelli?!"
November 11, 2022 17:17 - 59 minutesBirthday boy and the newly self-conscious Ashley! The Scoop (8:27) features a North Carolina BBQ 911 emergency, a Philly man eating a whole rotisserie chicken daily, Kim Kardashian fake cooking fake chicken, a poultry pistol caught by TSA, and cannabis-infused turkey gravy just in time for the holidays. Last, PTE celebrates his birthday with copious amounts of food and witnesses his first robbery while Ashley deals with a rude hostess at a popular New Orleans bar and ends up seeing the sunris...
"I eat this"
November 03, 2022 15:54 - 44 minutesEvery Halloween hangover is made better with spooky snacks. The Scoop (4:56) features the Christmas season kicking off WAY too early, an epic giveaway at 35,000 feet, Chick-Fil-A going full first responder, Hubig's pies job posting, a woman utilizing a revolver to solve her soda problems, and a delivery driver who gives absolutely no fucks. Last, Ashley tries buffalo fried ribs at a local bar before having an awkward experience with the McDonald's app while PTE eats gumbo at Dooky Chase and d...
"Got any root beer in that gun?"
October 26, 2022 15:41 - 1 hourAshley returns from Las Vegas and delivers the full recap on Fire Fest emo kids! The Scoop (19:16) features the continuation of James Corden's restaurant drama, a candy corn recall, the data on the best and worst Halloween candy in the United States, and cookie dough with a plastics problem. Last, PTE attends a dinner event with Wild Turkey while Ashley is stranded at the Las Vegas airport without food after discovering the best chicken parm she's ever had at an Italian restaurant in their fo...
"I'm the world's hottest gummy bear!"
October 19, 2022 20:29 - 40 minutesWe're back! The Scoop (9:35) features a high-luxury fashion brand and snack company partnership, how YOU could be entitled to compensation if you've purchased hot sauce, a pharmacy in Texas gives a warning on stealing a particular food item, too fat too furious Idaho potatoes, and restaurant employees morphing into crime fighters. Last, Ashley takes advantage of a work opportunity to get her hands on some chargrilled oysters and can't taste anything when sick while PTE finally tries Jewel of ...
"Burder Dubber Dipper"
October 05, 2022 14:13 - 52 minutesScary movies for the spooky season are here! The Scoop (11:57) features a TikTok restaurant trend spreading across the nation, Heinz tomato blood ketchup, a fast food chain's ghost pepper burger just in time for Halloween, the exclusive Hidden Valley Ranch home collection and an Indiana corn stand robbery. Last, PTE goes to Trader Joe's and gets questioned on the lack of pumpkin spice in his life while Ashley hits a seafood restaurant on the lakefront with the corporate credit card and orders...
"Worldstar!"
September 29, 2022 05:27 - 47 minutesMay I interest you in investing in an IV company? The Scoop (3:55) features non-alcoholic Kahlúa coffee creamer, Pepsi adds s'more flavors, the science behind why vegetarians are more depressed than meat-eaters, a Guinness world record for chicken feet in South Africa, eating the world's hottest pepper, and a takeout TKO in Florida. Last, Ashley skips dinner but manages to take herself out to lunch at a new food hall in New Orleans while PTE explains why he ended up needing a nurse sent to hi...
"Lawsuits for Jesus"
September 21, 2022 18:18 - 41 minutesOur first ever virtual podcast! The Scoop (3:52) features a worldwide beer shortage sparked by Oktoberfest, a restaurant suing a customer for removing their tip, a drive-thru FBI raid, a White Castle partnership hitting grocery stores, and Martha Stewart's new pumpkin spice product line. Last, Ashley gives in to a specific McDonald's craving while on the phone and hits Port of Call at the perfect time while PTE tries an experimental cheesesteak and discovers a noodle and dumpling bar in Denve...
"We're the Terminator Exterminators"
September 14, 2022 12:29 - 53 minutesFootball is back and so are airlines breaking your luggage, stay woke! The Scoop (6:46) features the Queen's smuggled tea from the 1990s on sale, a tragic 9-11 commemorative restaurant menu, a list of the craziest NFL stadium foods, Chick-Fil-A fucking up, and a TikTok'er selling frozen pizza on DoorDash. Last, PTE sacrifices his body in the name of sports and Papa John's has to check in on his well-being while Ashley travels to multiple states over the weekend and eats frisbee pizza while be...
"If I can't smell 'em, fuck 'em"
September 07, 2022 04:09 - 48 minutesWe're just two old Millenials, hanging out. The Scoop (7:01) features the science behind the pumpkin spice, why Japan is encouraging its citizens to get drunk for their country, a TikTok'er exposing an LA bar that's 30+ only, a kink in the supply chain hose for Italian restaurants nationwide, and how you can win a trip to Las Vegas for the strangest wedding ceremony in history. Last, PTE goes to a popular wine and cheese bar in New Orleans before eating an entire bag of dumplings from Trader ...
"Fuck it I'm going to Popeye's"
August 31, 2022 05:28 - 35 minutesIf you were an (allegedly) corrupt Mayor, what international destination would you visit on the taxpayer's dime?! The Scoop (4:50) features its fall y'all - according to Starbucks, hot dog flavored frozen treats, being carded for whipped cream, a Target cookie recall, and how to get a refund on your Budweiser Rita. Last, PTE pushes his spicy food limits at Mister Mao in New Orleans while Ashley takes advantage of her friend being in town by revisiting Turkey and the Wolf before receiving a se...
"Invitation to the wiener party"
August 24, 2022 04:04 - 26 minutesBig loser and witchy vibes. The Scoop (3:04) features Taco Bell flatbread, a hot dog facepalm gone viral, Krispy Kreme for dogs, and a DoorDash delivery with a side of weed. Last, PTE eats Mediterranean at one of his favorite neighborhood restaurants while Ashley is offered Lamb Hummus at a dive bar and attends a Zoom meeting sponsored by Subway in their food high and low moments of the week (19:10).
"I like your segment"
August 17, 2022 05:04 - 51 minutesNo Red Dress Run FOMO here but yes, there are some stories for y'all. The Scoop (9:49) features Coca-Cola that tastes like your dreams, ketchup and mustard-flavored Doritos, Miller High Life and a boozy ice cream company invent a way for you to experience a dive bar with your taste buds, gummy bear hot dogs for Halloween, and Pumpkin Spice Cheerios. Last, PTE and Ashley visit Turtle Bay in the French Quarter together when a friend of the pod tips them off on a Cheeburger Pizza complete with p...
"New car who dis"
August 10, 2022 05:00 - 32 minutesGet in loser, we're going to Wendy's. The Scoop (3:19) features a man pulling a gun over free pizza, Papa John's crust-less pizza bowls, the universe versus chorizo, and a free haunted fridge for anyone who wants it. Last, PTE and Ashley share their Popeye's food low as they attempt to shovel it into their mouths while recording the episode. Ashley abandons PTE and goes to Bearcat in New Orleans for breakfast over the weekend while PTE has a group dinner at Shaya and doesn't forget to order t...
"My lip gloss is poppin'"
August 03, 2022 05:35 - 47 minutesCOVID can't keep us down, again! The Scoop (4:25) features a farewell to the Choco Taco, a Hershey's Halloween candy shortage, how your inability to open jars could very well mean your demise, pickled pizza - a big dill, a Fancy Feast in New York for humans, and Applebee's lip gloss is poppin'. Last, Ashley goes on the COVID diet but not before bringing back boudin from Earl's in Lafayette on a trip home while PTE discovers his favorite place for tacos in Nashville before having an emergency ...
"T. Gary, party of three"
July 20, 2022 15:50 - 45 minutesWhat is the one dumb phone game that you can't stop playing? The Scoop (6:50) features eating ice cream out of the most prestigious trophy in all of sports, chocolate so good you'll die for...literally, how to snag a free Shake Shack milkshake all summer long, and a Georgia criminal Santa's his way into a pizza oven. Last, PTE goes on an epic 3-day eating and drinking binge when he has a friend in New Orleans for the first time while Ashley joins them in some food adventures and apologizes to...
"Meat party"
July 13, 2022 04:48 - 45 minutesOur drink choice is indicative of where we are mentally. The Scoop (3:18) features how drinking in adolescence can lead to alcoholism with some TMI sprinkled in, Costco food court prices rising with inflation, how restaurants are battling a new wave of extortion, and a brawl in New York over extra sauce charges. Last, PTE comes clean about an addiction he has to Sonic mozzarella sticks and Route 44 Cherry Limeade's while Ashley nabs princess parking downtown before an unintentional meal at Jo...
"Crushing wieners, crushing buns."
July 06, 2022 05:00 - 43 minutesDouble DC's on me, and keep it running The Scoop (5:38) features a Lady and the Tramp-themed Guinness World Record, a recap of a wiener-eating 4th of July contest, Badlands Booker and his pink lemonade, a brewery in Texas cooking up hot dog water hard seltzer, Google data on hot dog casserole, and a Dunkin Donuts anniversary sparks controversy in Rhode Island. Last, Ashley faces a Popeye's drive-thru crisis before heading home to indulge in all of the food while PTE sits at the Chef's table a...
"I told you I want the fucking wings"
July 01, 2022 06:10 - 43 minutesBetter late than never. The Scoop (7:20) features a couple of violent incidents over food orders, a Taco Bell and Cheez-It collaboration, a lost Burger King at a mall in Delaware, Arby's meat sweat defense kits, and food-enhancing perfumes. Last, PTE grills out with the boys and barely survives his flight back to New Orleans while Ashley has been eating less compliments of work before discovering a new pop-up "Get Your Mom & Dim Sum" and eats all of their Kung Pao Noodles in their food high a...
"Are you crying?!"
June 22, 2022 19:24 - 44 minutesI'm a brand new bitch! The Scoop (8:02) features the secret to Jimmy John's being freaky fast, a government agency's warning to stop kissing chickens, hypnosis for a Pepsi habit, a caffeine-fueled Target shopping conspiracy, and a popular Popeye's menu item makes its return. Last, Ashley ignores her diet to crush some Cane's, and PTE eats a lot of fast food and takes a break from moving to go to Coquette for their no menu Wednesday theme of Waffle House in their food high and low moments of t...
"Minnie Mouse in a veil is here"
June 15, 2022 04:55 - 44 minutesPTE and Ashley are back! The Scoop (4:58) features Russia's McDonald's replacement, incidents involving hot dog filler and a vat of chocolate in Pennsylvania, a warning to Starbucks-loving significant lovers everywhere, Jack and Coke in a can...in Mexico, and a Disney-themed wedding controversy. Last, PTE eats fast food and promotes his Substack "I Drink and I Know Nothing" while Ashley eats cornbread and cracklin' stuffed chicken before seeking out Mediterranean diet recipes at the advice of...
"Used to be pee? Not for me!"
June 01, 2022 05:15 - 45 minutesBridge hang? The Scoop (6:28) features the Platinum Jubilee's dessert for Queen Elizabeth, an innovative beer in Singapore, Taiwanese Pizza Hut pizza toppings, good and bad news for Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza, and a Pittsburgh man's dilemma in an empty Burger King. Last, PTE is reunited once again with his favorite Indian food place in New Orleans while Ashley orders a calzone to a dive bar before embarking on an epic birthday multi-meal celebration where she falls in love with Blue Crab Au Gr...
"Cheesecake so good, you'll die!"
May 25, 2022 05:15 - 34 minutesARE YOU HUNGRY FOR SOME BOUDIN?! The Scoop (3:13) features Starbucks pulling out of Russia, a Hot Pocket pivot treat, Arby's adds more meat to its arsenal, a Costco tweet crashing the stock market, Walmart panders too hard, and DoorDash reveals their 2022 most-delivered food item. Next, PTE returns to Taco Bell for the Mexican Pizza only to find out they've run out of Baja Blast, while Ashley gets stuck behind graduation celebrations as she attempts to purchase cheese before she goes home and...
"Hip Hop Barbeque, you're welcome"
May 19, 2022 05:46 - 43 minutesNew intro, same us. The Scoop (8:39) features a two year old cheeseburglar, edible tape for your burrito, Hip Hop-aged Cheez-Its, and a New York City lunch delivery disaster. Next, Ashley enjoys a bagel sandwich from a favorite New Orleans deli before she is reduced to eating candy for lunch at her new job while PTE eats fish rarely offered in the Gulf Coast and has multiple forced social interactions in a Chick-fil-A drive through in their food high and low moments of the week (33:16).
"Forgot about Dre"
May 11, 2022 05:45 - 47 minutesAshley is back on air in New Orleans and we are in need of a new intro. The Scoop (7:15) features a TikTok'o celebrity musical, Cup o' Noodles for your face, a Floridian party animal, thirst responders, A Mormon soda trend coming to a store near you, and college students beating up a food delivery robot. Last, Ashley visits Plum Street Snowballs en route to a Cochon de Lait Po Boy and Crawfish Beignets at Jazz Fest before burning her mouth on ravioli, and PTE mixes things up and shares a li...
"Old McDonald's. Dead Bodies."
May 04, 2022 05:57 - 38 minutesPodcats. The Scoop (4:46) features fried chicken bouquets for Mother's Day, a 60-year old McSecret stashed inside a home, cereal you eat with orange juice, Darwinism in a Trader Joe's product TikTok trend, and a restaurant in Saudi Arabia flushes away their business. Last, PTE discovers dairy-free chocolate sorbet and connects with a neighborhood bar in Nashville while Ashley takes advantage of free food from a local college and has a revelation while trapped in a car wash with fast food in...
"Teeth scraping and mega-bed"
April 27, 2022 05:50 - 47 minutesThis is Ashley's last week as a full-time shopper, so get those orders in! The Scoop (4:34) features secret Santa in uniform, MIT Oreologists, a Slipknot versus Burger King legal battle, free Burger King french fries, getting high for Jimmy John's, how to make $10,000 eating tacos, and a felony weed wedding in Florida. Last, Ashley enjoys her family's crawfish bisque on Good Friday, but almost vomits after drinking a La Croix that reminded her of tequila consumed the night before while PTE ...
"69 Long Dong"
April 13, 2022 05:00 - 40 minutesNew roof goofin'! The Scoop (4:52) features Lucky Charms: tragically suspicious, a Krispy Kreme gas price promo, the devil's lettuce at Whataburger, 24 karat gold chicken wings, and potato grenades. Last, PTE goes on a day trip in search of a Roast Beef Po' Boy and accidentally orders enough Chicken Tikki Masala to feed a family of ten while Ashley perfects her Poke Loa bowl and gets her Shake Shack order swapped out with an Ashlea. Hilarity ensues in their best and worst food moments of t...
"Cat pizza? Is that what I'm eating?!"
April 06, 2022 05:05 - 52 minutesIn need of a crawfish coach? Ashley is your gal! The Scoop (5:35) features a feline food shortage, fast food gets a tech upgrade, an April Fool's Day joke resulting in a lawsuit, a Canadian assault with a chocolate bunny, Peeps coming to a freezer near you, and Coca Cola takes things too far. Last, Ashley gets temporarily blacklisted from her go-to sushi restaurant resulting in a minor panic attack while PTE has arguably the best steak of his life at Donald Link's new restaurant Chemin à l...
"Dad is a Good Boy"
March 30, 2022 05:33 - 38 minutesVodka! Vodka, here! The Scoop (4:21) features a healthy "jerky" alternative nobody asked for, two decades of dog treats mistaken for biscuits, a woman stabbed over her pizza indecisiveness, TikTok is trying and failing to revolutionize pizza, a 911 phone call over KFC chicken, and fast food chains working to protect consumers?! Last, PTE attends Bourbon Festival in New Orleans with Cooper's Craft while Ashley has her eyes set on a prized sandwich from Turkey and the Wolf only to have her d...
"Queso in my phone hole"
March 23, 2022 05:00 - 45 minutesSomeone come get this moon out of the house. The Scoop (4:08) features how to get drunk in the Metaverse, Applebee's groundbreaking drive-thru technology, Starbucks serving up Venti cleaning supplies, nachos with a side of Vicodin, and a new food application brings customers restaurant-quality food at discount prices. Last, Ashley plays tourist in the French Quarter before taking her phone for a quick dip in queso and PTE spends St. Patrick's Day at a bar by himself before hitting up a loca...
"Is my beer okay?!"
March 16, 2022 05:50 - 45 minutesThe Scoop (7:36) features a fast food protest in Russia, a Florida man with his priorities in a row, a twist on salad dressing worth over $13,000, a UK woman's TikTok life hack that could possibly change the world, and why you should always check to see if your favorite food brands are hosting a giveaway contest before inhaling them. Last, Ashley polishes off the remainder of her leftovers and bribes her way into a crawfish boil with jello-shots while PTE explores a breakfast spot in Virgini...
"I'm here, I'm drunk, and I'm completely unprepared"
March 09, 2022 06:05 - 43 minutesPTE and Ashley survived Mardi Gras! The Scoop (4:04) features MLB players working pizza jobs, a new restaurant has Pepsi create their own signature legendary soda, how the broken ice cream machines at McDonald's could cost them $900 million, a poutine restaurant threatened for its ties to Russia, and a former President gets outed for his White House meeting snack routine. Last, PTE puts himself together long enough to enjoy some post-Mardi Gras crawfish at a local New Orleans restaurant and...
"Maple bar Twix baby donut fucking"
February 23, 2022 06:22 - 42 minutesBy the time this podcast episode comes out New Orleans will officially be in "Deep Gras", PTE and Ashley will see you on the other side, barring they survive. The Scoop (4:43) features a Louisiana company battling food insecurity, a Starbucks employee slash superhero, two revolutionary donut releases that all but guarantee your addiction, a Floridian Grandma burglarizing a science project, and a reminder that there's no crying over spilt milk but there is stabbing. Last, PTE battles back fr...
"Milk Racist"
February 16, 2022 06:20 - 47 minutesPTE and Ashley are individually preparing for Mardi Gras and it's safe to say that they are not ready. The Scoop (7:07) features a perfume so delicious it will make others want to eat you, a food trend in the UK inspired by animal control, how the Mexican drug cartel correlates directly to your avocado toast, food coverage from the Beijing Winter Olympics, and a youthful chocolate milk protest. Last, PTE has an intimate dinner at one of his favorite French restaurants in New Orleans before ...
"Don't practice the watermelon diet, don't throw babies"
February 09, 2022 06:27 - 52 minutesGrey hair is contagious, y'all stay safe out there. The Scoop (6:10) features a popular Netflix series offering up horrible dietary advice, the top 10 foods to hide an engagement ring in, a food-inspired dating app, and a buffet brawl breaks out at a Golden Corral. Last, PTE completes the weekly order from his favorite Indian Food place in New Orleans and drunkenly eats an entire bag of Trader Joe's dumplings to himself while Ashley pre-games the Billie Eilish concert with burritos and mar...
"I'm here for my 3 dollars and some nut shit"
February 02, 2022 06:00 - 38 minutesPTE and Ashley are on the mend! Just in time to destroy their bodies for Mardi Gras all over again. The Scoop (02:43) features Domino's attempting to incentivize customers to choose pickup over delivery, the ultimate kegger you've never thought of but absolutely want, Baja Blast somehow finds a way to better itself, Little Debbie goes frozen, and a late-night snack offer turns illegal when it flies off the handle. Last, PTE recovers from New York with copious amounts of soup and pho while ...