Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium
35 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago -Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian and librarian, in the hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email [email protected]
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PFC Episode 28 Stop Summoning Demons!
January 26, 2024 17:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MBLady Loretta recounts the gruesome fate of Initiate Ben and his two friends who dared play with the demonic forces. Ben's hubris unleashed the malevolent spirit of Harold Taylor, a demon with a very large appetite. The consequences of which are more horrifying than they could have ever imagined as are the consequences of anyone who thinks they can control a demon. Written and performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Norma performed by Stevie Rae Causey Initiate Troy performed by Dennis Roberts Mus...
PFC 27: A New Hunter
September 19, 2023 16:00 - 22 minutes - 15.4 MBLady Loretta gives a warning to be vigilant as a friend of the coven, Liam Hemlock, has ran into a new vampire hunter while pursuing books in a Capital Hill bookstore. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. October's Topic: Do not eat Trick or Treaters! Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti The Vampire, "Liam Hemlock" was named by Will during the Honor & ...
PFC Episode 27: A New Hunter
September 19, 2023 16:00 - 22 minutes - 15.4 MBLady Loretta gives a warning to be vigilant as a friend of the coven, Liam Hemlock, has ran into a new vampire hunter while pursuing books in a Capital Hill bookstore. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. October's Topic: Do not eat Trick or Treaters! Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti The Vampire, "Liam Hemlock" was named by Will during the Honor & ...
PFC Episode 26: No Hot Girl Summers
September 01, 2023 19:00 - 13 minutes - 9.11 MBLoretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons! Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the show Thank you for listening. Social...
PFC Episode 25: Trapped
July 01, 2023 00:00 - 26 minutes - 18.4 MBLady Loretta tells the terrifying tale of the Ancient Vampire Titus Maximus Valarie, an auger and bird lover who built a hut along a wetland that disappeared during the Cape Ann Earthquake. Trapped under the earth and unable to die, Titus's only option is to reach for freedom. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons! Written and Pe...
PFC Episode 24: Forgetting How to Vampire
May 31, 2023 16:00 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MBLady Loretta tells a sad story of the exile of Ruth, a talented weaver and spinner. After a sickness ran through her village, she was accused of witchcraft and making a deal with the devil. She is accosted by the Witchhunter General and his assistant. Little does anyone know Ruth is a two-hundred-year-old vampire. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. June's topic ...
PFC Episode 23: The Problem with Children
April 24, 2023 20:00 - 37 minutes - 25.9 MBLady Loretta describes why the rules of no children in residence apply to vampires of the coven by telling the story of Andrew Farrow, the Senior, and his son, Andrew Junior, of the tragedy that unfolded in their Mississippi home back in the 1980s. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected]. May's topic is Forgetting how to Vampire (or People) Written and Perfo...
PFC Episode 22: Conquering our Obsession Natures
March 01, 2023 23:00 - 28 minutes - 19.6 MBLoretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of knowing one's own weakness and overcoming our obsessions. She also tells a story which she was told in 1843 of the vampire Aodhan Fitzgerald, a pig farmer, who fell in love with another farmer, John Doyle to his own misfortune. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti...
PFC Episode 21: For the Love of Meat
October 31, 2022 18:00 - 18 minutes - 12.8 MBLoretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of the meat industry to the modern vampire coven. She also tells a story in 1931 when during the Great Depression the coven hunted and ate their last human victim and how the meat was divided and the total yields. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening...
PFC Episode 20: The Value of Patience
October 29, 2021 06:00 - 21 minutes - 15.1 MBIn the Season 1 Finale, Loretta Onfoy delivers some unfortunate news. Initiate Ellen has failed the initiation program. In this cautionary lesson, she explains how Ellen decided to summon the demon, Harold Taylor, rather than wait to complete the initation program and how Harold Taylor decided to eat Ellen rather than be bound to her will. Written and preformed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Initiate Ellen ... Jennifer Brozek MUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.com From S...
PFC Episode 19: The Importance of Forgiveness
July 17, 2021 00:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MBLoretta discusses and explains why Agata chose to forgive Gaius after what he did to her back in 1509 which benefited both the Paper Flower Consortium and Gaius's Legion and even France. Warning: Suggested Violence on Women, Forgiving unforgivable crimes, and discussion of age of consent For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Written and Performed by Eliza...
PFC Episode 18: Interspecies Kin
May 14, 2021 20:00 - 26 minutes - 18.4 MBLoretta Fabron Onfoy discusses werewolf and vampire relationships and tells the story of the ill-fated Amise, 5th born of Sister Sophie who wandered with the horde for decades until she met a werewolf name Timeo. The two shared a lifetime of love. Warning: Child vampires For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Mu...
PFC Bonus Episode 6: An Examination of old and new Or What would Dracula do?
April 01, 2021 15:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MBExamination of the Old and New (Or What Would Dracula do?) Fourteen-year-old Norma has found a home with her vampire grandpa, Derrik, his wife and their enthalled humans in the Paper Flower Consortium, yet as the old new year approaches, she faces an examination from ancient vampires to ascertain if she's worthy of eternal existence. Warning: Mild Gore and Violence CAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey Derrik Miller ... Evan Witt Pascaline Fabron Aubinet Miller ... Gretchen SB Loretta Fabr...
PFC Episode 17: Loss of Reflection
February 20, 2021 00:00 - 27 minutes - 18.9 MBLady Loretta explains how vampires learn to groom themselves without a reflection and the story of Tabitha who suddenly missed seeing herself and who sought clarity and failed to find it on Mount Rainier. Warning: Never go on a mountain unprepared For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closin...
PFC Episode 16: Vampires Make Ghastly Pets
January 23, 2021 00:00 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MBLoretta discusses why vampires must not turn their animal companions into vampires and warns what will happen to those who do. She tells of the fate of two vampiric war horses, Nix and Fidelles and a beloved sheepdog, Dash. Warning: Animal Injury/Death, Animal Vampires For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Mus...
PFC Bonus Episode 5: Transformative Holiday Traditions
December 18, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBEveryone wants to know how vampires celebrate Christmas! Loretta tells the story of the teenaged vampire, Norma. In a series of small kindnesses, her vampire grandpa reachs her by celebrating "modern Christmas Merriments." CAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey, Derrik ... Evan Witt, Pascaline ... Gretchen SB, Agata ... Jennifer Brozek , Jeffery ... Ronnie Mason, Loretta ... Elizabeth Guizzetti, Sydella, Usher, & Operator... Nikki Burton MUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt. www.wittynote...
PFC Episode 15: Guests in Room 014 of the Night Owl
December 04, 2020 08:00 - 25 minutes - 17.6 MBIn this farcical retelling of hopsitality industy horror story, Loretta explains the importance of manners and describes a terribly rude vampire and his enthralled humans who stayed at the Paper Flower Consortium's Night Owl Extended Stay Hotel . Courtney, 3rd Born of Charles, found themself in the middle of a feud between hotel guests: a ghost from the 18th century who wanted to duel a vampire, because the vampire's enthralled human insulted his lady. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Gu...
PFC Episode 14: Rebound Girl
November 20, 2020 05:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MBLoretta Fabron Onfoy tells the story of Haley Avaedo, her youngest offspring. After the loss of her lover, Haley went to a human-mostly party where she became a victim of oppertunity to a smooth talking vampire hunter. TW: Vaping/Strangers Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Music: Opening and Closing music...
PFC (Bonus Episode 4): Halloween Special Apparition of a Terrier
October 23, 2020 17:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MBA DRAMATIZED HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!! Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy reads from the diary of Norma Mae Rollins, December 5th, 1951. Norma is now safe from William, well-fed, warm, and educated via a private tutor, but existence with her vampire-grandpa, Derrik, is quite lonely, especially when Pascaline isn't around. After her lesson, she wanders the streets of Georgetown in the small hours before dawn. She hears a sorrowful cry which mimics her own pain and rescues...
PFC Episode 13 Unburied Undead
September 25, 2020 16:00 - 36 minutes - 24.9 MBTonight, Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses why vampires carry the earth of their homeland or more specifically their homes with them. She then tells the story of Laurence Roch's first home: the little cabin at Fort Vancouver, (at that time Oregon Territory) which he shared with his wife, Suzan. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflo...
PFC Episode 12: Home to a Vampire
September 04, 2020 16:00 - 19 minutes - 13.2 MBThis time, Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses the benefits to a vampire of living in a well-maintained vampire coven then she tells the history of how the buildings on coven property were built over the past 150 years. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Le...
PFC Episode 11: Importance of a Varied Diet
August 21, 2020 16:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains the importance of a varied diet to the vampire and why it is a bad idea to rely solely upon humans for food. She tells the history of how the vampire, now known as Marcus G. Faccio, crossed the Atlantic when he was thrown overboard on his way to America. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiu...
PFC Episode 10: Perpetual Reinvention
August 07, 2020 20:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains the importance of employment to the vampire and the hardships of staying current with language and technology, along with the re-education fund. She tells the story of her First Born, Bai Xiao, a candy maker who once worked in his parents herbery, became a vampire, a translator, and then a system administrator. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit...
PFC (Bonus Episode 3): Lies of the Creator Part 2
August 02, 2020 02:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MBLoretta reads from Norma's diary in her first night in the coven with Bai Xiao, Derrik Miller, and Derrik's enthralled human, Mary Donovan. For a girl who grew up on monster movies, real vampires are a little disappointing--especially since now she is one. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Music: Opening an...
PFC (Bonus Episode 2): Lies of the Creator Part 1
August 01, 2020 16:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MBLoretta describes how the coven discovered Derrik had lied to them about who Norma was only after William called the coven on the night of August 1st, 1951. And in saddness they learned William's desire to live as a monster rather than a vampire. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Music: Opening and Closing...
PFC Episode 9 : Love and Marriage Eternal
July 17, 2020 04:00 - 36 minutes - 25.5 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains vampire love and sexuality. As vampires were once humans of all sexualities, all sexualities are welcome in the coven. Sorry, there is no such thing as alpha vampires! Loretta, then, recalls the sadness and loss which led her sister, Pascaline, and she to become vampires, debut in the court of King Louis XIV, and how one day at Versailles in early spring, Loretta met Charles Onfoy, the man who she would marry and has been m...
PFC Episode 8: Death and Taxes
July 03, 2020 04:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains how important it is that a vampire remains on the right side of tax law and recalls a story set in 1956 about a vampire who tried to do right and an IRS agent who sought out vampires. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Music: Opening and Clo...
PFC (Bonus Episode 1): Subject 073
June 20, 2020 22:00 - 29 minutes - 20.2 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, recalls the summer which William T. Caruso, grief-stricken by the loss of his human son, murdered over one hundred people in his experiments. She reads from his journal on June 21, 1951, the night he accidentally created an under-age vampire, Norma Mae Rollins, and claimed her as his daughter. Content Warning: Assult and Physical Abuse by a "Parent" to a Teenager. Also mentions of vampires murdering and hurting people. Written and ...
PFC Episode 7: Crosses and Coffins
June 18, 2020 16:00 - 28 minutes - 19.5 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes false and true weakness myths of the vampire. The sun can kill a vampire, but not instantly, crosses and other religious relics hold no power of the vampire, but coffins and earth are a necessity. Then she reads from the journal of Jakub Banquier and how he and Lady Agata learn about the sleep of the dead plus a little hint about how hard it actually is to kill a vampire in 1512. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizze...
PFC Episode 6: From an Inkling
June 05, 2020 06:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes telepathy and the rebirth of her brother-in-law, Derrik Miller, the second son of Jakub, almost chose final death after his transformation when he was "gifted" with telepathy. . Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected] Music: Opening and Closing...
PFC Episode 5: Unanticipated Clairvoyance
May 15, 2020 15:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes how her 5th born, Marion Betsy Crabtree, came to the coven in 1969. A police officer, she desired the vampire gift of mesmerism but ended up with clairvoyance. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or [email protected] Music and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music: Lore...
PFC Episode 4: Unknown Talent
April 27, 2020 20:00 - 24 minutes - 17 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes the day in which Agata broke her self-imposed quarantine to help a new mother deliver a baby and discovered she has the gift of mesmerism. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium Music and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at: www.wittynotes.com Sou...
PFC Episode 3: The Chase
April 09, 2020 06:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes an encounter between Derrik Miller and Alice Monroe with a vampire hunter during the Great Seattle Fire. Additionally, she offers some trivia from Seattle's past and answers why the coven tends to pay off vampire hunters. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information please visit: http://elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium Music and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan...
PFC Episode 2: Happy Hour
March 30, 2020 23:00 - 24 minutes - 16.8 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes why vampires need enthralled humans and reads the statement of a coven thrall, Sophia Shumaker. She answers a few questions about being a thrall. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information please visit: http://elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium Music and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.com Sound Effects: Drone - 010 by JarredGibb | License: Creati...
PFC Episode 1: Failure to Thrive
March 22, 2020 21:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBPaper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes the initiation requirements to become a vampire and relates a story from 1903 a vampire, Walter Davidson, fails to thrive after a seemingly successful transformation. She answers a few questions about the initiation program. This program was sponsored by the PFC's very own: Photos Ever More. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information please visit: http;//elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium ...