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Painting Pictures with Gabriel Roberts

93 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratings

Gabriel Roberts mixes interview, comedy, rants, bad accents, and amateur guitar for delicious nuggets of aural pleasure

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Episodes

The Cream and The Clear - Beau is Afraid

June 07, 2023 10:53 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

Gabe and Joe are reunited to celebrate the approximate 10-year anniversary of their first podcast. They revisit topics like camping and sex in pop culture, then argue about whether Beau is Afraid is art, trash, or neither.

Books Your Mom Reads Too

July 14, 2022 01:48 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MB

Inaugural podcast from the Barn or is it a Garage? Forgiveness is the theme, but Gabe forgot to talk about it; The problem with children's books; cultural depravity; something is wrong with product development; how to adjust your budget for inflation.

Hosing Down the Ducks

May 22, 2021 17:42 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

The fickle gods of public health; sanctimonious forum posts; the Trump Trap and other reasons to think badly of Americans; sitting ducks; Gerry Freaking Durrel

Gabe and Joe's Chinwag

April 21, 2021 16:51 - 1 hour - 93.8 MB

Gabe and Joe discuss the state of the world after one year of COVID, vaccines, the stories of Job and Moses, and much more.

Don't Go Down The Rabbit Hole

March 03, 2021 02:35 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MB

Dealing with ice; how to protect your feeble mind from dangerous misinformation; maximum valentine's Day feels without breaking COVID protocols; going gluten-free?

We Are Actually Getting Sleep

February 18, 2021 19:16 - 34 minutes - 32 MB

After the arrival of a new human being, Gabe reflects on being a Dad and brags about how he and his wife are actually doing just fine. With an update from Susan Davis in Waterville.

Storming the Capitol

January 12, 2021 11:22 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MB

Not for the faint of heart! A truly hot-headed rant about the alleged storming of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

TicToc Superstar with Joe Gruen

January 06, 2021 00:35 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

Joe joins Gabe to discuss the never-ending pandemic, how he hurt his widdow finger, how to become a Tictoc superstar, and much more.

Blame it on the Virus

November 07, 2020 12:58 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MB

The Coffee Wagon now but a distant memory, Gabe discusses the 2020 selection circus, the traps that keep us in the never-ending pandemic, and the coming Internet of Things.

Back on the Coffee Wagon

October 16, 2020 01:27 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MB

Gabe climbs back aboard the coffee wagon by trying to implement the ICS or Ideal Coffee Schedule. How long will it last? The temptation of coffee, rooftop temper tantrums, and narrowly avoiding rabbit copulation.

From Craftsbury to Carmichael

September 22, 2020 10:59 - 1 hour - 61.5 MB

A solo show featuring an angry COVID-19 rant and some light-hearted commentary from Carmichael, CA, the place where Painting Pictures began in 2014. Young people, packing up an old house, robbing Sacramentans, and ordering beers in the pandemic

Going Back to Cali sponsored by Plexiglass Panels

September 05, 2020 18:39 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MB

Brought to you by plexiglass panels, this podcast explores the current misconception around herd immunity and antibodies to SARS-CoV2. Gabe talks about flying to California and then reflects on the experience.

A Swedish Perspective with Ida Ketonen

July 22, 2020 12:55 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

Ida Ketonen joins the podcast from Malmo, Sweden, to discuss the Coronavirus pandemic and how it has unfolded in Sweden.

A New Flag with Miles Roberts

July 16, 2020 11:03 - 1 hour - 99.7 MB

Miles, The Elder Brother Roberts, joins the podcast from his farm in Northern Vermont to share how he arrived at his worldview today. From 9/11 to Obama's election to the Coronavirus pandemic, common threads are followed.

Making Out With Old People in Bars with Joe Gruen

June 30, 2020 09:46 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

Part two of Gabe and Joe's June chat about the ongoing madness of what we see taking place in the USA, and how badly we need to start making out with old people in bars again. Gabe opens with a lengthy COVID rant.

The Backpack Kid Dance with Joe Gruen

June 19, 2020 00:28 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

Joe Gruen returns to dispense wisdom and perspective from sunny Sacramento. The Cream and The Clear discuss the riots in response to the George Floyd event, and the ongoing lunacy of the coronavirus crisis.

Evil Gabe from Scotland Talks Coronavirus

May 18, 2020 11:37 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB

Gabe Q. Vest, aka Evil Gabe returns to Painting Pictures from bonnie Scotland to discuss the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic.

May Day with The Cream and The Clear Part 2

May 15, 2020 17:47 - 1 hour - 75 MB

Part 2 of Joe and Gabe's May 1st 2020 discussion of the coronavirus pandemic.  More on social distancing, the economic shutdown, who we're supposed to listen to, etc.  Joe takes us out on the piano.

May Day with The Cream and The Clear Part 1

May 05, 2020 12:51 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MB

Five weeks later, Joe and Gabe return to discuss the ongoing coronavirus pandemic and how it makes them feel and what it makes them think. Part 1 of 2.

No More Star Wars with Jeff Krisko

April 12, 2020 17:12 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

Fellow Sacramento Boy and Mira Loma Matador, former museum curator and current fantasy football expert Jeff Krisko joins Painting Pictures to discuss current events and remind Gabe what they learned in high school.

COVID Chat with Joe Gruen

March 29, 2020 22:19 - 1 hour - 91 MB

In a special episode of The Cream and The Clear, Gabe is joined from Sacramento, CA by C&C co-host Joe Gruen to discuss the global coronavirus pandemic, what it smells like, and how it might effect the economy. It's not really as technical as all that.

A Broken Window

February 07, 2020 01:23 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MB

Brought to you by Full Circle Organics: Gabe hangs solo to share his experiences with a recent homeowner disaster, sledding and snow-tubing, and a sort of normal head cold.

Good Gabe vs Evil Gabe

January 27, 2020 13:05 - 1 hour - 77 MB

In Episode 69 of Painting Pictures, Gabe is joined from Scotland by Evil Gabe, aka Gabriel Q Vest, to talk about the origin of Evil Gabe, Paonia CO, and life in Scotland.

Jingle Jangle

January 13, 2020 13:37 - 38 minutes - 35.5 MB

Brought to you by the all-new Lincoln Navigator: Gabriel critiques Trader Joe's cracker box copy and chats about Christmas gifting.

Antique Pottery Wheel

November 27, 2019 13:12 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MB

In just the second podcast episode of 2019, Gabe chats about carrying foam on top of his car, getting old and smelly, a beautiful historic pottery wheel, and raising rabbits.

Beer and Chicken Stock

April 16, 2019 00:27 - 23 minutes - 21.1 MB

From Craftsbury, Vermont, a quick slipper of a bipper wherin beer, wine, refrigerators, and chicken stock are discussed.

Plowing and Shoveling

November 29, 2018 02:18 - 43 minutes - 40.2 MB

Through the drifts of snow, plowing and shoveling we go! Winter snow grips Northern Vermont in November, and Gabe tries everything to keep his driveway clear. He makes a terrible mistake and must atone by baking cookies.

Everybodys Talkin Bout Heaven

June 02, 2018 16:25 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MB

Brought to you by Nutella: From scorchin-hot Craftsbury Vermont, a solo waxer about the new Star Wars movie Solo, some items that aren't worth shipping back to Amazon, and a really dumb country song. Enjoy!

Have Kids and Chop Down Trees

April 04, 2018 22:54 - 48 minutes - 44 MB

On a dreary Spring afternoon, Gabriel discusses the silent Tees of Vermont and Craftsbury, learning French, buying a house, mud season, and how long to leave Vermont in the winter.

Wok Choi brought to you by Michaels

October 12, 2017 23:42 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

Brought to you by the Arts and Crafts Aisle at Michael's, this solo surfboard takes you to Hawaii with Jack Johnson, past a stopped school bus in Vermont, and into David's kitchen where Wok Choi is made.

Daddy Beans and the Butter Softener

September 02, 2017 00:45 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MB

Mon Pere, Leland Roberts, joins for a brief discussion of Security, The Bastards, and the legendary Uncle Reggie. Then, find out how your butter gets perfectly soft every morning.

I'm a Professional Carpenter

July 27, 2017 19:14 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

The life of a professional carpenter isn't easy; a new chair prototype; quitting jobs; the need for cotton underwear; gallery directors don't have meteoric career paths; fun size is a misnomer

Memes of 2017 with Joe Gruen

July 11, 2017 22:50 - 1 hour - 96 MB

Joe Gruen and I count down the top memes of the year 2017, according to some website. We are thoroughly disgusted or completely confused by nearly all of them, although one or two gain grudging approval. From Carmichael CA with special guest Teddy Gruen

Talking About Sacramento with Myself

June 08, 2017 18:56 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MB

A solo ding-dong from Carmichael, CA, brought to you by The Doggy Paddle. Overwhelmed by California traffic, new cars, and new development, this Vermont country bumpkin lashes out at soulless shmucks and insincere customer service.

Pokemon No with Adi Friedman and Joe Gruen

April 25, 2017 11:12 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

From Craftsbury, VT, and Sacramento and San Francisco, CA, a three-way throwback to high school days as the Commissioners of Spirit reunite. Being cool, traveling the world, Sacramento hardscaping and Pokemon are discussed.

Eat Cereal or Go to Mexico

April 05, 2017 21:14 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

The eternal question! I explore the answer from Craftsbury, VT, with four audio clips from Mexico. Brought to you by Charlie's Pizza.

Desert Mounties with Miles Roberts

January 07, 2017 03:42 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

My big brother Miles joins Painting Pictures to bounce around the spiritual, cultural, and political landscape of December 2016 in Craftsbury, Vermont. Beanies, cats, elections, Canada, and cozy pants are mentioned. Also, man cuts tiny piece of wood.

Bunny Kitty brought to you by Cats

December 19, 2016 19:38 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MB

From Craftsbury Vermont, in the company of Kitty and Bunny, a solo slam-jam with thoughts on Bridget Jones, house-sitting, potty-training, and yoga at home. Featuring a slice of epic Christmas Music.

This is not NPR

November 01, 2016 21:35 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

A full hour of audio that does not include the voice of Robert Seagull. Dedicated to Cinnamon the Pony, with thoughts on burping, iPhone updates, the price of apples, and driving in Vermont

Turning Thirty

October 03, 2016 20:30 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MB

From the Northeast Kingdom, a solo rambler recorded while driving around Vermont. Pie crust recipe complaints, some thoughts on boogers, over-competitive society, and, of course, coffee. Oh and I turned thirty and got married!

Trigger Warnings with Joe Gruen

July 19, 2016 02:29 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

Joe Gruen returns to record a new episode of The Cream and The Clear, joining Gabriel to discuss Do It Yourself, leakage, tractors, almond butter and/or tomatoes, and pigs.

Basement Talk with Brent McCoy

June 28, 2016 21:48 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

Supremely talented and warm-hearted street performer extraordinaire, realist painter, bread baker, Vermont homesteader Brent McCoy aka The Real McCoy joins to talk Vermont Vaudeville, street performing, and living the dream. THIS MAN HAS GIVEN UP COFFEE!

Baby Creemee

June 20, 2016 11:54 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

From Greensboro Bend, Vermont, a solo stampede through bread-making, potholes, washboards, and soft-serve ice cream. A true wanderer's delight, finishing with a rendition of Hard Wired by Shakey Graves.

Trading Crystals with Nic Lawless

May 26, 2016 14:41 - 1 hour - 73.6 MB

Indoor Kale Farming, Vegan-cooking, Lemon-squeezing, CSA-Managing Musician Extraordinaire Nic Lawless joins to talk small-town living, New Jersey roots, crystal trading, and aging or not aging. Plus the harrowing tale of touring his neighbor's garage.

Cochabamba Numero Tres

May 10, 2016 15:14 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

From Vermont, a solo journey into the present (Vermont) and the recent past (Cochabamba, Bolivia) of this pumpkin king: motorcycle riding, a political rant, boring license plates, fighting a cold, and the problem with sofpull paper towel dispensers.

Cochabamba Number Two

February 25, 2016 04:34 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MB

Brought to you by the card game Slippery Slope, the second podcast from Cochabamba, Bolivia, includes running for your life, the peril of selfie sticks, the power of the sun, rain coat complaints, and a musical number to cinch it all together at the end.

Cochabamba

January 26, 2016 17:20 - 1 hour - 59.6 MB

Brought to you by the Magical Elves of Communal living: From Cochabamba, Bolivia, a solo roller with a musical finish: budgeting bolivianos, not getting sick, travelling travails, waitress attitude, mean dogs, and why that can of tuna is half the price.

Stacking Leaves

December 18, 2015 20:36 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MB

From Carmichael, CA, a leaf-stacking sojourn where I discuss green waste, unsalted butter, tooth cavities, chopping garlic, and coughing at concerts.

My New Floormats

December 10, 2015 22:04 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MB

A solo swinger from Carmichael, CA: the relentless monotony of suburbia; squash soup; bringing back the VHS; paintings for sale; my sweet new floormats, Kaiser Permanente ain't special.

I'm a Medium Guy brought to you by Aldanbertos

December 01, 2015 14:41 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MB

Two major life announcements are shared; packing up Paonia and the perfect load; housesitting is a crime; how to deal with zombies on the highway; thoughts on the Emmys. From September 30th, 2015.

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