It's the third episode of Page Burners, and we are certainly burnt out with "Prison to Penthouse" by Jeremy Sigal, an under-cooked self-help book that we really wish we could have sent back to the kitchen. We only got halfway through this book in the last two episodes, but dang it all, we're going to finish this today! This time, we'll learn the secrets to getting a unanimous 5-star rating on Amazon, how to definitely not get a second date, and we finally think of someone other than Gandhi to attribute Jeremy’s fake quotes to!



Note: While we typically try to refrain from explicit and sensitive content, the authors of the books we read often don't. As such, this podcast isn't recommended for kids.