Swallowed It

Did Tom Cruise get Invisalign, or did they just move the rest of his face? The Zapruder Film: was it JFK assassination footage, a cryptozoology sighting, or Dan’s sex tape? You be the judge. Ryan has the palest penis. Dan’s ears smell like smegma. If you smoke a meatloaf, but don’t inhale, does it still count? Not everyone has the cheat code to get to Level 3 drunk. If it’s not Double Stuf, get the fuck out of here. Not a movie quote; just something he learned at the zoo. Everyone please tell Josh’s mom there isn’t a podcast this week.




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