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Based & Pilled

53 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago -

Christian nationalism is a boil on the ass of a tumor on the taint of America. This podcast will highlight the lowlights of charlatan "preachers" and religious right influencers as they grift their way into our politics.

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Episodes

EP34: The Reports of My Demise Were Greatly Exaggerated!

February 16, 2023 18:00 - 4 minutes - 3.16 MB

I'm not dead. I was close, but I'm still talking trash!

EP33: Punked in Public!

January 12, 2023 18:00 - 7 minutes - 5.29 MB

In this unrequited rub, we examine the possibility that right-wingNUTS will attempt to "bring pain" to their political opponents. These people suck.

EP32: 2023 - What Could Go Wrong?!

January 02, 2023 14:00 - 10 minutes - 7.19 MB

In our 1st futile gesture of the new year, let's discuss the masochism that leads the Log Cabin Republicans to have an event at Mar-a-Lago, and the ham-handed right-wing evangelical response to such "an abomination before Yahweh!" Holy Shit!

EP31: Get on the Bozo Train to Trashville!

December 29, 2022 16:00 - 15 minutes - 10.7 MB

Let's talk about adult things like demonic portals above the White House, slandering the American Red Cross and the dire consequences of stepping off the Trump Train. It's not a cult, people...NOT A CULT!

EP30: There are NO SATANISTS, Dum Dum.

December 27, 2022 21:00 - 10 minutes - 7.16 MB

Let's talk about Dylan Clodfucker & some anti-semitism that makes Kanye West look eligible for the Anti-Defamation League's Man of the Year. Also, Stew Peters is a dickface!

EP29: Kari Lake is a Loser & Josh Bernstein is a Racist!

December 26, 2022 16:00 - 11 minutes - 7.73 MB

In this really futile & stupid gesture, we discuss Kari Lake's dead-end election fraud lawsuit/obvious audition to be Trump's VP pick in '24 as well as the brazen idiocy & racism that is the Josh Bernstein Experience! @RightWingWatch

EP28: Stop Masturbating! Your Country Needs You...

December 22, 2022 17:00 - 23 minutes - 16.4 MB

In this morbidly obtuse dispatch, we spin a yarn about the conspiracy that foiled my  attempt to attend TPUSA's AmericaFest (Nice work, Charlie Kirk). We also discuss Twitter Blue's relaunch, Trump vs. the Anitchrist and why Josh Hawley & Tucker Carlson want you to stop beating your cranks. This episode is wicked sticky.

EP27: Nick Cucks Alex, Evangelicals Beg for Military Coup

December 14, 2022 15:00 - 14 minutes - 10.3 MB

In this after action report on friendly fire, Nick Fuentes cucks Alex Jones on authoritarian-theocratic rule & evangelical "prophets" beg for a military coup. Place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.  

EP26: Griner Triggers The Wingers

December 10, 2022 16:00 - 11 minutes - 7.67 MB

In this sobfest, the evangelical right cries about an American being released from a Russian penal colony and wears their homophobia on their snotty shirtsleeves. Get out the tissues for this tearjerking dispatch.

EP25: Ball Bag County

December 08, 2022 14:00 - 22 minutes - 15.8 MB

In this horse shitstorm, we examine the new and stupid ways evangelical Trumpists plan to purge our democracy of the will of the people. Before listening to this episode, consider moving to Greenland.

EP24: Reinstatement!

December 05, 2022 19:00 - 16 minutes - 11.5 MB

In this winger wet dream, we discuss the epidemic of grifters who are somehow STILL able to convince brain dead Trumpists that he is on the brink of being "reinstalled." Also Trump wants to terminate the Constitution. Rather than listen to this, you might consider terminating your internet connection.

EP: Ye is a Right Wing Token You Know What...

December 03, 2022 17:00 - 13 minutes - 9.46 MB

I called into Infowars on Tuesday to express the FACT that the right treats Kanye West like a pet and will allow him to spout utter nonsense because they want a black celebrity to parade around like a mascot. I was told I was wrong. Yeah - WHATEVER!

EP23: Ye is a Right Wing Token You Know What...

December 03, 2022 17:00 - 13 minutes - 9.46 MB

I called into Infowars on Tuesday to express the FACT that the right treats Kanye West like a pet and will allow him to spout utter nonsense because they want a black celebrity to parade around like a mascot. I was told I was wrong. Yeah - WHATEVER!

EP22: A Government Small Enough to Fit Up Your Ass

December 01, 2022 15:00 - 18 minutes - 12.8 MB

In this painful discharge, we discuss how the American Evangelical right-wing is incapable of minding its own business, from same sex marriage to abortion, to cloth over your pie hole. Earmuffs, kids - this episode sucks. 

EP21: Fire Breathing Prophets & Ernest Goes to FEMA Camp

November 30, 2022 19:00 - 19 minutes - 13.8 MB

In this dumpster fire we examine the cottage industry of charlatan Trumpist preachers, Alex Jones' continued social media exile & winger obsession with "camp."

EP20: Jenna Loves Jesus...and Hates The Gays!

November 28, 2022 18:00 - 7 minutes - 5.22 MB

In this wretched dispatch, hack Trumpist lawyer Jenna Ellis (of Rudy flatulence fame) lectures us about the religiosity of the Club Q mass shooting victims. Don't worry about getting shot in public, just get right with God, or whatever. Say your prayers before listening to this movement of the spirit.

EP19: Bikers For Trump

November 23, 2022 15:00 - 7 minutes - 5.17 MB

In this piss-poor dispatch we listen to a southern evangelical "pastor" spout the gospel of Trump. It would be a better idea to take a cheese grater to your balls than listen to this.

EP18: Jackals, Weasels, Witches & Swine!

November 19, 2022 18:00 - 9 minutes - 6.64 MB

In this pig slop exercise we listen to Grifter "Prophet" Robin D. Bullock of Alabama preach bizarro politics from a pulpit paid for by idiots. Don't listen to this. It'll rot your face.

EP17: I voted, now let's walk into the sea

November 08, 2022 17:00 - 16 minutes - 11.1 MB

It's midterm election day and democracy is about to completely shit the bed thanks to radical right-wing Trumpists. We all know NO MATTER WHAT the results are (and they're going to suck) these cultists will cry FRAUD. So let's just join hands and walk into the sea!

EP16: The Gospel According to Barry

November 03, 2022 11:00 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MB

In this reprehensible release, the rotating cast of nutsacks on The Elijah List broadcast prophesies about the midterm elections and the dangers of scientific research. Instead of listening to this, just choke yourself and call it a day, because this episode is straight poop.

EP15: Even the Fugazi News

October 31, 2022 13:00 - 15 minutes - 10.8 MB

In this mind-numbing installment, we are visited by Kat Kerr, Hank Kunneman and Robin Bullock who all call themselves "prophets." These people are scum and this episode is garbage.

EP14: Too Pizzagate for Newsmax?

October 28, 2022 18:00 - 15 minutes - 10.5 MB

In this installment we look at Lara Logan's dishonorable discharge from Newsmax TV and how she and hack "investigator" and radio show host Doug Hagmann will not cough up their super-secret Pizzagate evidence. This episode is greasy, crusty and not fit for public consumption.

EP13: Taste the Rainbow...of Fentanyl?

October 22, 2022 17:00 - 14 minutes - 10 MB

The right-wing holiday hysteria is back in fake bedwetting mode as they attempt to create a nonexistent threat called "rainbow fentanyl." Deanna Lorraine and some jackass from Oklahoma opine... This episode sucks.

EP12: Nick Fuentes is a Real Peniswrinkle

October 18, 2022 19:00 - 7 minutes - 4.99 MB

In this blasphemisode, we examine the fact that Nick Fuentes, the Groypers and most right-wingNUT "Evangelicals" have as much use for the gospel as Alex Jones has for vegetables.

EP11: Michelle Bachmann Overdrive

October 17, 2022 19:00 - 11 minutes - 7.64 MB

Most people who have jackass opinions about what really happened on January 6th either weren't there or are complete bullshitters. I was there, and the story the right-wingNUTS want to tell you is nonsense. 

EP11: Michelle Machmann Overdrive

October 17, 2022 19:00 - 11 minutes - 7.64 MB

Most people who have jackass opinions about what really happened on January 6th either weren't there or are complete bullshitters. I was there, and the story the right-wingNUTS want to tell you is nonsense. 

EP10: Public Enemy

October 16, 2022 14:00 - 11 minutes - 8.12 MB

If you think public schools are indoctrination factories, home school your kids or shut the fuck up.

EP9: Just Punch me in the Face

October 15, 2022 15:00 - 14 minutes - 10.2 MB

What we used to call fringey is now mainline right-wing thought. Get ready to get stoopid.

EP8: Disagree without Diddling

October 10, 2022 17:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MB

In this pickle-tickling installment, we check on MAGA ignoramuses Lauren Witzke & Kandiss Taylor who recently ran bananas campaigns for senate & governor. Spoiler alert: everyone they disagree with is a diddler. Also, let's go another round with end-times charlatan Robin D. Bullock, M.D.

EP7: The War on Halloween

October 08, 2022 07:00 - 10 minutes - 7.08 MB

In this stupefying installment, we try to figure out why it is that the American right-wing is waging a war on October fun. Spoiler alert: it's stupid.

EP6: The Ali Alexander Experience

October 07, 2022 15:00 - 11 minutes - 7.77 MB

Ali Alexander is one of the vilest "humans" on Planet Earth. Not only does he have 67 teef, but he's a religious bigot and a dangerous psycho. You're going to want to wash your ass after this one.

EP5: Why Stew Peters is a Big Ass Ballbag

October 05, 2022 13:00 - 15 minutes - 10.4 MB

In this episode, Stew Peters demonstrates his Russia/Putin fetish and enables J.R. Majewski to lie through his teeth about his military service. This is a steaming pile of poop.

EP4: Weather Weapons and Family Matters

October 02, 2022 12:00 - 16 minutes - 11 MB

In this revolting episode we examine the utter idiocy of the right-wing obsession with "weather weapons" and assumptions about the Trump family's fugazi religiosity. 

EP3: The Jezebel Spirit with Professor Bozo

September 28, 2022 16:00 - 15 minutes - 10.9 MB

In this episode we find that the Evangelical right-wing loves to trot out the old "Jezebel" spirit trope anytime a high-profile woman dares to cross them. Warning: This is some toxic trash.

EP2: Whackjob Preacher Deifies Donald & Putin

September 27, 2022 16:00 - 16 minutes - 11.2 MB

In this episode we examine the bizarre Putin fetish developing among evangelical right-wingNUTS... and of course some more disgusting Trump worship.

EP1: Insane Trump worship with Evangelical NumbNUTS

September 25, 2022 14:00 - 19 minutes - 13.5 MB

In this episode we examine Evangelical Trump Cultism with some wacky "pastors" & political candidates.

Toughguy Tucker's Insane Anti-Vaxx Rant!

April 27, 2021 16:00 - 36 minutes - 25.1 MB

In this episode we chew on the idiotic anti-vaxx rant Tucker Carlson went on, because now it's up to right-wingNUTs to tell you what to wear and how to parent your children. Also, more hilarious Trumpist dead end PROPHETS and a 23-year Marine vet encourages Putin to invade Ukraine and all of the Baltic states. Awesome!  

Plant-based Beer?!

April 26, 2021 16:00 - 19 minutes - 13.7 MB

Let's talk about why Larry Kudlow isn't qualified to masturbate, why Republicans changed their minds about the George Floyd murder verdict and why Biden wants you to CUT THAT MEAT!

Buffing Putin's Balls

April 24, 2021 20:00 - 27 minutes - 18.8 MB

Let's talk about the anti-vaxx kids giving Trump a pass while telling TALL TALES about Bill Gates. While we're at it we have some gross sexual politics hypocrisy employed against VP Kamala Harris & the usual right-wingNUT Putin fetish!  

Lite Riot! I Wanna Riot!

April 20, 2021 16:00 - 30 minutes - 21.3 MB

Let's talk about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' moronic "Combating Public Disorder" (riot) law, Mike Lindell's crash & burn, not-a-social-media-site, why cursive ain't for commies and I'll share some video from Coach Dave Live on Lexington Green yesterday.  

There is no such thing as "Adrenochroming"

April 20, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 48.6 MB

Let's talk about the right-wingNUT obsession with "adrenochroming." Fun Fact: THIS IS NOT A REAL THING! Jackass actor Jim Caviezel, who played Jesus in 'The Passion of The Christ' spread this bullshit lie to a crowd of morons in Tulsa, OK last weekend. We also take a lot of Twitch chat comments, so check it out!

Mind your manners, IDIOTS!

April 20, 2021 13:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MB

Let's discuss the fact that most people are incapable of having a civil conversation with people when they KNOW their politics are drastically different, but more importantly, how those same people behave when they THINK they're on the same side.

Weird Science Cult!

April 17, 2021 17:00 - 44 minutes - 30.3 MB

In this installment we discuss how the right-wing has decided that SCIENCE is now a cult, how Trump was George Washington reincarnated, why wacky congresswomen hate curing cancer and how Putin is SCUM.  

Dead End Donkeys!

April 16, 2021 21:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MB

Let's talk about why Anthony Edwards doesn't know who A-Rod is, why we're going to COP out of the police brutality discussion (AGAIN) and why James O'Queef is well... who cares, he's off Twitter. Nobody cares about your phony "boycotts," AND Trump dead-enders are doing dead-end things.

Mike Lindell is a BS Artist!

April 13, 2021 17:00 - 13 minutes - 9.63 MB

I am so sick of being lectured by right-wingers about free speech when they are straight-up religious bigots who would censor just about everything you'd like to say. And BTW, Mike Lindell is an asshole!

Section 230 Housing?

April 07, 2021 16:00 - 25 minutes - 17.4 MB

In this episode we talk about the Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act that all the smart kids like to cry about. Also I express my optimism (NOT) that we will finally extricate ourselves from the never-ending shit show in Afghanistan. Finally let me explain why one Trumpist is not necessarily like the other.

Potty Cops!

April 07, 2021 11:00 - 13 minutes - 9.05 MB

Let's talk about Trumpist Tokenism, Marjorie TRAILER Greene's whining and the Potty Police. Get some!

Canned for looking at cans!

April 07, 2021 11:00 - 23 minutes - 16 MB

In this episode we discuss how Paul Pierce got canned for looking at cans, how the "White Lies Matter" group in Selma, AL are now my heroes and how absolutely nobody will be boycotting shit!  

Infrastructure Impotence, Kraken Lawsuits & Maryland Canonballs

March 28, 2021 21:00 - 30 minutes - 21.3 MB

It's not time to fix #infrastructure. We piled up debt fixing a broke economy. When the economy was booming it wasn't time bc we were busy blowing rich ppl. So if the economy fixes itself & we can extricate a rich cock or 12 from our mouths, maybe we can fix a bridge/airport.

NCAA Hypocrisy & Curt Schilling is a Ball Bag!

March 21, 2021 03:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MB

In this episode we'll discuss how working conditions among male & female "student-athletes" should be equal in NCAA sports & why Curt Schilling can't stop crying like a punk-bitch! Get some!