Own Goal Podcast

Eye F*cking

December 15, 2023 05:51 - 1 hour - 191 MB

After a long holiday break, the boys are back, and the vibes are bad. The boys recap all the hard hitting soccer news, analyze Europe’s top leagues and the Champions League group stage, and the vibes are still so bad.

Crossing the Sauce

September 28, 2023 05:32 - 1 hour - 171 MB

The boys return to preview the Champions League and consider the coconut. Then they take out their maps and protractors and dive into a little political geography

The Good (Milan), the Bad (Man U), and the Pirate

August 27, 2023 06:06 - 47 minutes - 79.3 MB

Doni dives into the pit of despair that is Manchester United while Eric pleasures himself to AC Milan’s excellent start to the season. The dichotomy of good and evil.

European Soccer Preview Spectacular 2023-24

August 12, 2023 05:08 - 1 hour - 127 MB

The boys continue the summer of silly and preview the upcoming European soccer season, plus a surprise bald manager power ranking. Spoiler alert: Pep will never be number 1.

Silly Szn

July 26, 2023 14:46 - 1 hour - 134 MB

We are back (again)! The boys tackle all of the geo-political issues of our time: sportswashing, human rights violations, and FDR’s New Deal. Plus the boys break down all the transfer rumors, and discuss the American Stallion in Milan.

If You Score a Bunch of Goals, But Never Win Anything, Are You A Loser?

April 28, 2023 04:33 - 1 hour - 140 MB

After a 5 month sabbatical, the boys are back to discuss all things soccer, their dreams, and their nightmares.

The World Cup Group Stage Check In: Undefeated, yet Winless

November 29, 2022 07:20 - 2 hours - 260 MB

The boys discuss the group stage thus far with one match remaining for each team, and set the stage for the USMNT’s must win clash against Iran.

World Cup Special Part 2: The Best of The Rest

November 19, 2022 05:03 - 1 hour - 149 MB

The boys are back to discuss all things World Cup, give their picks, and predict the World Cup winners.

World Cup Special Part 1: The Yanks Go Marching In!

November 17, 2022 06:02 - 1 hour - 160 MB

After an emergency couples therapy session, the boys are back! It is time to put European club soccer in the rearview mirror with all eyes on the World Cup. In a special Star Spangled Awesome episode, the boys break down the USMNT roster and their Group B opponents.

Ballon de Benz

October 19, 2022 04:26 - 53 minutes - 96.3 MB

Karim Benzema is crowned the best player in the world, apparently it is not okay to vape on the bench, and Own Goal Podcast’s future is in jeopardy after the boys get into a heated debate about THAT Tomori red card...

Tuchel Deez Nuts

September 08, 2022 06:49 - 2 hours - 206 MB

Gates sends Tommy Tuchs to the Shadow Realm, Doni smiles when he says the words “Manchester United,” and the boys preview the Champions League.

The Worst Kind of 69

August 16, 2022 05:34 - 1 hour - 180 MB

Soccer is pain. There is no joy. There is no hope for a better tomorrow. Only the guarantee of more suffering.

Blue Balls

August 03, 2022 05:01 - 1 hour - 154 MB

The boys catch up on all the news, including major transfers, before previewing the upcoming club season. Soccer is back! (Almost)

The Third Annual Ownies

July 12, 2022 05:35 - 1 hour - 205 MB

After the skipping the Ownies in the strange 2020-21 season, the only awards that matter in soccer are back! Plus a recap of all the major transfers and rumors as we are deep into silly season.

Italy is Red!

June 03, 2022 05:29 - 1 hour - 171 MB

Milan are Serie A Champ19ns again! The boys recap the end of the European soccer season, plus a new cuck has revealed himself, and Gareth Bale: Wales, Golf, Lana Rhodes. In that order.

2 Ericks 1 Don

April 28, 2022 05:35 - 1 hour - 173 MB

The boys are back and so is Hot Guy of the Week. The boys dive into the electric Champions League action. Plus a recap of Europe’s top leagues and a bold shake up to the Bald Manager Power Rankings.

THE USA IS A SOCCER COUNTRY

April 02, 2022 06:04 - 1 hour - 141 MB

We are back, baby!! And the boys are talking balls.

And Here We Go!

March 22, 2022 05:11 - 1 hour - 148 MB

The boys are back to skim over Europe top five league’s, recap the Champions League round of 16, and do a deep dive into all things USMNT with the end of qualifying looming large. God help us all.

Anti-Putin Podcast

March 08, 2022 06:41 - 1 hour - 186 MB

The boys do not talk about the geo-complexities of post-Soviet Europe, do talk about the Russian soccer ban, and also analyze the UMSNT’s latest setback, as well as all the European soccer action over the last few weeks.

Star Spangled Awesome

January 24, 2022 17:10 - 1 hour - 108 MB

The boys ignore the Europeans for once, with all eyes focused on team USA and the upcoming USMNT qualifiers.

Status Update or Softcore Porn?

January 03, 2022 05:32 - 1 hour - 127 MB

The boys are back! After a long break, the boys ring in the new year with the happenings of the soccer world these last three months, review the horny soap opera that are the Icardis, and break down the Champions League Round of 16.

Traitors and Liars

September 28, 2021 04:41 - 1 hour - 147 MB

Doni yells at Eric, Hulk impregnates his niece, the boys recap the European club seasons, and preview the upcoming USMNT World Cup qualifiers

Will the Real Fullbacks Please Stand Up

September 14, 2021 04:50 - 1 hour - 151 MB

The boys recap a painful World Cup qualifying start for the USMNT, question the competency of MLSGregg, and Eric picks Fred to win the Ballon D’Or.

In Memoriam: Jack Grealish, Gone and Forgotten

August 26, 2021 05:24 - 1 hour - 202 MB

Didier DesCHUMP is insecure about his D as the boys recap a summer of international tournaments, plus a little USMNT talk, and the dread of a new campaign

EuroTrash 2021 Preview and USA Are Kings

June 09, 2021 05:28 - 1 hour - 211 MB

The boys break down America’s great triumph in the most prestigious international tournament: the CONCACAF Nations League. Plus the in depth Euros preview you didn’t ask for, and maybe didn’t want.

African Shamans 1 - 0 Guardiola

June 02, 2021 05:15 - 1 hour - 138 MB

The boys recap Chelsea's Champions League win, wrap up the European club season, preview upcoming matches for the USMNT, and give just a little taste of the Euros.

America Is Winning the Champions League

May 09, 2021 19:39 - 46 minutes - 87.7 MB

Own Goal Reunion! In a special, in person episode, the boys recap Eric’s hot wing challenge, preview the all English Champions League final, and discuss the title and top four races in Europe’s top five leagues.

Super League of Douchebags

April 22, 2021 05:19 - 1 hour - 121 MB

The boys break down the chaos of the short lived European Super League, as well as Roman orgy etiquette

The Hottest Dike in Town

April 03, 2021 05:25 - 54 minutes - 104 MB

The first ever Own Goal Derby comes to a spicy end, plus the boys recap USA’s Olympic failure and preview the Champions League quarter-finals.

Tuchel v. Gates

March 13, 2021 06:06 - 1 hour - 128 MB

The boys recap the first leg of a dramatic Own Goal Derby and introduce Doni’s favorite segment: Tuchel Time

The First Ever Own Goal Derby

March 02, 2021 06:56 - 1 hour - 164 MB

The boys preview the historic and momentous Own Goal Derby, talk baseballs with JT and Jack Grealish, and take deep dives into Chelsea and Juventus.

Devil's Threeway

February 12, 2021 06:45 - 1 hour - 167 MB

The boys are back with a deconstructed episode, featuring Americans in Europe, league recaps, Champions League preview...and a recap of the Club World Cup??

Jack Grealish Will Never Die

January 10, 2021 06:48 - 1 hour - 166 MB

New Year, Same Podcast (hot guys and the occasional soccer talk)

Primary Soccer Pod, But Top Hot Guy Pod

November 14, 2020 06:45 - 2 hours - 223 MB

The guys dive deep inside the young USMNT, debate the top playmakers in the game, and while Eric is the primary host, Doni is the top host.

Safe Transport Back to London

October 21, 2020 05:26 - 1 hour - 187 MB

In between WAP talk, the boys recap all of the European leagues, preview the Champions League group stage, and declare their support for Gunnersaurous

A Tag Team of Dominos

October 01, 2020 05:05 - 1 hour - 161 MB

Doni cucks Dean Smith, Pep needs a wet one for his face, and the usual dose of hot guys mixed with a bit of soccer

Soccer Is Back Baby (It Never Left)

September 19, 2020 05:38 - 1 hour - 154 MB

The boys recap all the latest transfer news, preview the major European leagues, and give you a healthy dose of hot guys with thiccc thighs.

The Ownies Part Deux

September 04, 2020 05:57 - 1 hour - 179 MB

Second Annual Award Show for the Hot Guy Podcast Disguised as a Soccer Podcast

Naked League of Champions

August 20, 2020 05:26 - 1 hour - 176 MB

The boys recap the incredible Champions League play from the round of 16 to the semi-finals, debate the most and least ideal sports to be played in the nude, and help a listener with complications of a phallic nature.

French Bullshit and Italian Tacos

July 30, 2020 05:15 - 1 hour - 145 MB

The guys discuss the exciting conclusions to the Premier League, La Liga, and Serie A (penultimate), preview the Champions League Round of 16, and drool over hot guys and lubed up arms.

Justice Is Bald

July 15, 2020 04:26 - 1 hour - 132 MB

The boys talk about Eric’s favorite topic: American youth, Doni’s favorite topic: Karim Benzema (justice4benz), and chat about some European hotties (all dudes)

Who Is More Disruptive: Griezmann? Benzema? Rebekah Vardy?

July 01, 2020 05:15 - 1 hour - 148 MB

The boys recap all the European action, and ponder what really happens at Neymar’s birthday parties...

Diego Kicks Wesley Right in the Golden Balls

June 17, 2020 04:42 - 1 hour - 142 MB

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