The Teflon Dong

#What made the internet angry this week?

PETA is in the news for humiliating themselves again. Derek fondly remembers a seagull murder. We discuss what it takes to be a successful parent. People have awfully strong opinions about a song they hear three to four times a year as ambient music in department stores. We eat spotted dick, and this time it's the food! Teflon is making your genitals smaller. We settle the eternal debate: is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Carly Rae Jepsen is a pop goddess. All this and more on a special holiday edition of the world's dumbest podcast.

Talking points:

PETA has lost it
I honestly cannot imagine caring about this any less
British people have wacky names for things!
You should only own cast iron frying pans
Die Hard is definitely a Christmas movie, unless you don't think it is
The best Christmas movies that your idiot friends will argue about

Songs:

'Mary's Boy Child' by Boney M (Derek's pick)
'Little Drummer Boy' by Reel Big Fish (Dale's pick)