Missionary Position

#What made the internet angry this week?

In a very sexy episode of your favorite podcast, we discover the dangers of trying to spread Christianity to an isolated tribe of people armed with instruments of murder. We play 'monkeys or cousins?' and answer the eternal debate 'which breed of monkey is the sexiest?'. A murderous otter is on the loose in Vancouver and has somehow managed to outsmart numerous city employees. Also outsmarting the city employees: the koi fish the otter is murdering! Why don't straight people use animal codewords to describe their sexual preferences? Incels are reporting cam models for tax evasion with all the free time they have from never having sex. If there's anything grosser than a sex doll brothel, we don't want to hear about it. Derek officially accepts his status as a sugar baby. All this plus a bunch of extra talk about having sex with monkeys!

Talking points:

Lol
Seriously, lol
Humans outsmarted by otter and koi fish
What gay animal are you?
Incels doing incel stuff
RIP sex doll brothel, we hardly knew you