Mike Hightower knows a thing or two about being the best at something. The king of mattress sales in the Wisconsin Dells knows more than just antimicrobial treatments, memory foam gel and edge guards. Hightower knows all about the Deep State's anti-aging technology, developed to train — and keep — experts in various functions within the Constitutional State government. Think prodigies are actually children?

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Credits:

Neil Baron played Mike Hightower. Neil performs with The Broken Bones, Goodison, and Doggington S. Wanderson. Follow him on Instagram @neirl.

Liz Sanders played Muriel Wolland. Liz performs with Madeline, a Washington Improv Theater house ensemble.

Produced by Tim Townsend.

Theme music by Bart Warshaw.

Cover art by Claire Smalley

Website by Chance Griffin.