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Options Anonymous

41 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratings

Turning $2k to $2 Million in 2 years. Taylor and Chad become stupid rich in the stock market by trading options. Or do they go broke!? Follow along for all the tips and tricks (even the ones Taylor is doing down by the river). A grand a day, no sweat! There's nothing we love more than making money in the stock market! Well, that and our mom's and of course all our followers out there (all 6 of you). Get your weekly dose of humor and stupidity along the way. If you like what you hear throw us some cash, if you don't like what you hear throw us some cash anyway cause we're most likely broke YOLO! This is NOT investment advice. Pateron link https://www.patreon.com/options_anon

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Episodes

Chad has a biz idea, TSLA earnings and other plays.

April 20, 2023 20:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

Fuck Bitcoin for a while pleeze!!! Support the show

Just going to invest in this....And it's gone. TSLA MSTR w ETSY and FUBO plays. 3/31/23

March 31, 2023 21:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MB

God damit we should have been content with a quick friday play but we got greedy.  Support the show

Buying drugs with CashApp, SQ COIN and maybe TSLA shares

March 25, 2023 13:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

hope you guys like the intro, its a little long and we'll figure out how to cut it down. Support the show

Risk...you got to have Risk, if you want to get Rich. MSTR VIX Rate Hike Bull Shit

March 17, 2023 19:00 - 55 minutes - 38 MB

Chad has a mental breakdown from taking my advise and continues to not listen.  Support the show

VIX vapor rub for your ass, Chad did it! 3/10/2023

March 10, 2023 20:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MB

Holy shit we're up in a trade? Whaaaat? But hold tight, we doubled down for next week.  Support the show

Baby Gains on SPY/FVRR/TSLA

February 22, 2023 21:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MB

We're back at it, refunded and ready to kill it this time!  Chad has a 10x apophony, Taylor has a beer rec.   Support the show

UPST AMC PUBM and Chad just cant get a win 5/9/22

May 09, 2022 20:00 - 45 minutes - 31 MB

Holy shit stock market, calm your tits!  Chad reacts to his great investment strategy  Support the show

A year in review. Happy 420 and NFLX bombing 4/20/22

April 21, 2022 00:00 - 31 minutes - 21.7 MB

Okay one year down and one to go till we're rich.  All Patreon money will be used for Chads sex change operation.   Support the show

Playin the long game UPST SHOP STNE 4/6/22

April 06, 2022 21:00 - 47 minutes - 33 MB

Ok, what if I told you there was a way NOT to lose money in the stock market... Plus Chad is back gayer than ever. Support the show

TSLA Earning plays, spy straddle, upside down pineapples 1/26/22

January 26, 2022 21:00 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MB

Annnd its gone... of course record breaking earnings. Support the show

And we're back from the dead! SPY calls & puts!?! New episode 1/23/22

January 24, 2022 21:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MB

Refunded and even more gay this time, plus profitable right off the bat! Support the show

DOCUsighhhhhhh, Why couldn't you do this last time? 12/3/21

December 04, 2021 01:00 - 39 minutes - 27.5 MB

PuTs! pUts! PuTs! FUCK Yeah!  Also, be wary of your noxzema. Support the show

Ahh, to own -100 shares of TSLA 11/26/21

November 26, 2021 23:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MB

Chads done with options, moving on to stonks? Support the show

Earnings Week, PUBM, FLGT, U, UPST, RIOT (maybe) 11/9/21

November 09, 2021 21:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MB

Fucking Pube-o-matic Support the show

SBUX MSFT and TLRY Puts? Why not.

October 28, 2021 19:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MB

Chad made 7k in a day and he'll probably gamble it away in a month or two.  Support the show

SBUX MSFT and TLRY Puts? Why not.

October 28, 2021 19:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MB

Chad made 7k in a day and he'll probably gamble it away in a month or two.  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/options_anon)

Oh god okay, Chad getting fucked by Pins 2.0 10/22/21

October 23, 2021 00:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MB

forget that first one, sony may have let me down. Support the show

Bum huts and Fintech Picks 10/15/21

October 15, 2021 18:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

We forgot to mention chad had the rona. Support the show

Weeklies and Chad Bitching about profit taking. Part 2 10/6/21

October 06, 2021 19:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MB

Roku sub 300 at week end, taylors hard puts on NET and you guessed it, gay sex references.  Support the show

Pot Stocks and Crypto Part 1 10/5/21

October 05, 2021 20:00 - 17 minutes - 12 MB

God damn battery issues and will post the other half tomorrow.  Support the show

Pot Stocks and Crypto Part 1

October 05, 2021 20:00 - 14 minutes - 9.83 MB

God damn battery issues and will post the other half tomorrow.  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/options_anon)

La EVERGRANDE yehahhh!!!

September 21, 2021 20:00 - 44 minutes - 30.4 MB

BABA going down you heard it here folks. Sorry for the cutout, ran out of space on the SD card. Support the show

No more acronyms, promise. DOCU Puts and more 9/2/21

September 02, 2021 21:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MB

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No more acronyms, promise. DOCU Puts and more 9/2/21

September 02, 2021 21:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MB

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Here we are again my old friend, losses. 8/19/21

August 19, 2021 21:00 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MB

and fuck me with the definition of Kooter!  Support the show

ETSY GMS (Gargle my shit) was up, FUBO play and gay sex propositions. 8/6/21

August 06, 2021 20:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

It really could have just been a drug deal. Support the show

If you listen closely, you can actually hear Chad's heart breaking. 7/29/21

July 29, 2021 23:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MB

Lets go Paypal! Support the show

Ho's? No Hose. Ohhhh. 7/22/21

July 22, 2021 18:00 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MB

Actually throwing out some investment info this episode.  Support the show

Don't feel like dancin right now. 7/15/21

July 15, 2021 22:00 - 30 minutes - 20.7 MB

Well I'm getting the feeling a lot of people are feeling down in the dumps like we are but there is always tomorrow to loose even MORE money. Support the show

Compound Incest, make it work for you! 7/1/21

July 02, 2021 02:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MB

Internet was down almost everywhere, you degenerates have us uploading at a fucking public library!  CRNC up SPCE stupid up BABA... come on you fake Chinese amazon... COME ON!!!  Support the show

Oh my Lawd, we making money? 6/24/21

June 25, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MB

holyyy shit we're actually up? Support the show

Semi Live is a thing. New strategy 6/18/21

June 18, 2021 19:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MB

Okay seriously this time. We like to Party! (The Vengabus) Vengaboys Support the show

CHWY earnings play, fukkkkkk 6/10/21

June 10, 2021 21:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MB

make it or break it baby. Support the show

Chad's guaranteed money making pick 6/3/21

June 03, 2021 19:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MB

Seriously, FUBO for the win, just saying. Support the show

Scalpin TSLA AMZN AMC...The easy way. 5/28/21

May 28, 2021 21:00 - 35 minutes - 24.6 MB

At least we found some free porn! Purchased Song by:  On My Own  Old Man Saxon & Mount Cyanide Support the show

Friday update, getting so good at this 5/21/21

May 21, 2021 22:00 - 42 minutes - 28.9 MB

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Hey yeah, now we're INVESTING!!! 5/20/21

May 20, 2021 20:00 - 22 minutes - 15.4 MB

Come on TWLO you son of a bitch. Support the show

Hail Satan, I mean Mary. 5/11/21

May 11, 2021 21:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

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Spotify push 37 points in three days? Sure

May 04, 2021 21:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

Or else we fund the account again... Support the show

Episode 2 Screw you Pintrest, we're done. 4/27/21

April 27, 2021 20:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MB

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Episode 1, first trades. 04/20/2021 baby!

April 20, 2021 20:00 - 40 minutes - 27.5 MB

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