One Star
60 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★ - 19 ratingsLauren and Quinn set out to watch all the bad movies they can find, as long as they have 1 star.
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Episodes
The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star
December 25, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 32.7 MBHappy Holidays!!!! At One Star, we're back with our annual holiday tradition: watching a Vanessa Ann Hudgens Christmas rom-com with guest Tyler Moliterno while he plays a video game and has not seen the movie, recorded in the early hours of the morning on Christmas Eve. Listen as Quinn battles hiccups, Lauren fights nausea, and Tyler spoils Spider-Man: No Way Home.
The Covenant (2006) w/ Tipsy Terror
November 30, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 32.1 MBLauren and Quinn say goodbye to Spookvember 2021 with their annual Tipsy Terror collab! Listen as this group of 5 witches jump off their metaphorical cliff, and they also watch The Covenant (2006).
Lesbian Vampire Killers. (2009)
November 24, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 25.5 MBLauren and Quinn celebrate Spookvember by talking about the horrifying problematic "Lesbian Vampire Killers" (2009), the James Corden vehicle that makes you question morality. Don't worry, this movie is worse than you think it is. Follow us on twitter! @OneStarMovies
The Book of Henry (2017)
November 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 34 MBHappy Spookvember! Lauren and Quinn kick off the spookiest month of the year with the spookiest thing of all... Jacob Tremblay's acting making you cry in the worst movie ever made, a story about a dead child possessing his mom to kill for him: The Book of Henry! Follow us on twitter @OneStarMovies
The Kissing Booth 3 (2021)
September 05, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 27.5 MBLauren and Quinn finally lift the curse that has plagued the podcast since the beginning and reviewed the final installment of The Kissing Booth series.
Suicide Squad (2016) w/ Hareesh Menon
July 31, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 33.4 MBThe day has finally come! Hareesh Menon from Tipsy Terror joins Lauren and Quinn to FINALLY talk about the Acadamy Award-winning film Suicide Squad (2016) with complete disregard for our "one celebrity" rule. Follow us on Twitter: @OneStarMovies @TipsyTerror
Dr Aunt Mom Award Special (In Honor of Desiree Gould)
June 07, 2021 04:00 - 59 minutes - 20.6 MBLauren and Quinn go back to the beginning of the podcast, movie by movie, to decide definitively the winner of the "Dr Aunt Mom Award for Choices No One Else Would Make" to honor Desiree Gould, Dr Aunt Mom herself, known as Aunt Martha from Sleepaway Camp (1983).
KEITH (2008)
May 30, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 32.5 MBLauren and Quinn celebrate Lauren's birthday and their 50th episode by watching Keith (2008) with One Star Jesse McCartney. Listen as Lauren gushes about the movie that started her love of awful cinema and Quinn gets angrier than he's ever been! Follow us on Twitter: OneStarMovies
Can't Take It Back (2017)
April 28, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.7 MBLauren and Quinn honor Noah Centineo's dominance over the "Joey King of Movies" March Badness Bracket by discussing his debut horror film "Can't Take It Back" (2017), a Facebook ghost thriller also featuring Logan Paul. Follow us on Twitter @OneStarMovies
March Badness 2021
March 27, 2021 04:00 - 2 hours - 54.4 MBLauren and Quinn sit down to decide the "Joey King of Movies" with a March Madness-style bracket to determine what is truly the worst movie. Listen as they call past guests for tie-breakers and Lauren tests the limits of Quinn's friendship! Follow us on Twitter: @OneStarMovies
After (2019)
February 14, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 32.4 MBOne Star is celebrating Valentine's Day 2021 by finally reviewing the One Direction Fan Fiction inspired film After (2019). Follow us on twitter! @OneStarMovies
Obsessed (2009)
February 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 23 MBWe are celebrating Quinn's birthday by finally reviewing the Beyonce thrilled Obsessed (2009) starring her and Idris Alba. Listen as they review the movie with the most basic plot you can think of while wishing for more Bey. Follow us on twitter! @OneStarMovies
Dude (2018)
January 25, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 28 MBLauren and Quinn return for their first episode in 2021 reviewing the Lucy Hale Netflix film Dude (2018). Listen as they marvel at the greatness of Alex Wolff's skills and try to figure out what this movie is about. Follow us on Twitter: @OneStarMovies
We Need To Talk About Hot Kevin (Princess Switch 2) w/ Tyler Moliterno
December 25, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 35.1 MBLauren and Quinn celebrate the holidays with their annual tradition of reviewing a Vanessa Ann Hudgen's Netfilx Christmas Movie at 2am Christmas Eve with their Snuffed cohost Tyler who has not seen the movie, and review The Princess Switch 2: Switched Again (2020). This episode is also the "Stuffed" season finale, a show where they reviewed the latest season of The Masked Singer. If you're here for the Princess Switch content, it follows that short segment. Follow us! @OneStarMovie...
Holidate (2020)
December 12, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 32 MBLauren and Quinn kick off the holiday season with a movie that spans a year of holidays, Netflix's Holidate! Follow us on Twitter! @OneStarMovies Quinn: @leathervelma Lauren: @moliturnup
Smiley (2012) w/ Tipsy Terror
November 30, 2020 05:00 - 2 hours - 45.1 MBLauren and Quinn close out Spookvember 2020 with our annual crossover with our friends at the horror podcast Tipsy Terror! The group reviews early 2010s internet horror Smiley with 1-star Keith David (and unfortunately starring Shane Dawson). Head over to Tipsy Terror for the 2nd part of this crossover where we review Cry_Wolf (2005). Follow us! @OneStarMovies @TipsyTerror Lauren: @moliturnup Quinn: @leathervelma Hareesh: @notacreditcard Samantha: @saveourshaggy Add Molly on Myspa...
Teen Witch (1989)
November 25, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 31.7 MBLauren and Quinn continue to celebrate Spookvember 2020 with the most 80s movie that's ever been made: Teen Witch (1989). Follow us on Twitter: @OneStarMovies Lauren: @moliturnup Quinn: @leathervelma
The Happening (2008)
November 12, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 32.9 MBLauren and Quinn celebrate the beginning of Spookvember with the M. Night's masterpiece The Happening (2008). Listen to all the Mark Wahlberg impressions and repetitions of the word "happening" that you could ever want.
Howard the Duck (1986)
October 31, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.2 MBLauren and Quinn are back to talk about the first-ever Marvel film Howard the Duck with 1 star Tim Robbins! Listen as Quinn builds a beautiful themed meal and Lauren tries to remember facts.
Revising: Ma (2019) w/ RG Barton and Tyler Moliterno
September 29, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 38 MBLauren and Quinn revisit one of their favorites: Ma (2019) with one star Octavia Spencer. They are joined by return guests RG Barton (Holmes & Watson episode) and Tyler Moliterno (Princess Switch, The Knight Before Christmas, and Ma episodes) to talk all things Tate Taylor, directors, and horse-scented air fresheners.
Revisiting: Ma (2019) w/ RG Barton and Tyler Moliterno
September 29, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 38 MBLauren and Quinn revisit one of their favorites: Ma (2019) with one star Octavia Spencer. They are joined by return guests RG Barton (Holmes & Watson episode) and Tyler Moliterno (Princess Switch, The Knight Before Christmas, and Ma episodes) to talk all things Tate Taylor, directors, and horse-scented air fresheners.
Artemis Fowl (2020)
September 09, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 26 MBLauren and Quinn return to discuss Disney's Artemis Fowl, with one star Collin Farrell. Listen as Quinn ponders man's mortality and god's will and Lauren's life is changed forever.
Kissing Booth 2 (2020)
August 09, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 27.1 MBLauren and Quinn return from their hiatus to reluctantly review the long-awaited sequel, The Kissing Booth 2 (2020). Listen as they struggle through watching yet another Joey King movie.
The Interview (2014)
May 31, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 26 MBIn this episode, Lauren and Quinn review The Interview (2014), the Seth Rogan and James Franco war-threatening bomb. Listen as they discuss why this movie is even worse than the controversy it created. This is our Patreon-Picked episode for June. Become a patron to vote on future episodes! @OneStarMovies
Sierra Burgess IS A Loser (2018)
May 07, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 28.6 MBLauren and Quinn celebrate Lauren's birthday by discussing her most despised film: Sierra Burgess Is A Loser (2018) starring Shannon Purser and Noah Centineo. Listen as they count down all the horrible, shitty things Sierra does to her family and friends!
Abduction (2011)
April 23, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 22.4 MBLauren and Quinn are back with their April Patreon-Pick episode reviewing Adbuction (2011) with One Star Taylor Lautner. Listen as Lauren contemplates why she ever had a crush on Taylor, meanwhile, he saves Quinn's life.
Into the Dark: The Body (2018)
April 10, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 24.8 MBLauren and Quinn return to talk about The Body (2018) the first movie in Hulu and Bloomhouse's anthology series: Into the Dark. Listen as they praise "White Josh" and make wild assumptions on who "the body" really is.
The First Time (2012)
March 13, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 24.3 MBBetter late than never, our February Patreon pick is out now!! In this episode, we review The First Time (2012) with one star Dylan O'Brien (and Victoria Justice). Listen as Lauren tries to feel love and Quinn quits the podcast mid-episode.
The Snowman (2017)
February 02, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 121 MBIn the January Patreon pick, Lauren and Quinn redo the episode structure and finally tackle the 2017 disaster: The Snowman (and by "tackle" we mean "make a million Harry Hole jokes"). Also included: bonus discussion on The Circle from Netflix (not an ad but we wish it was).
You're Killing Me (2015)
January 23, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 29.9 MBHappy birthday to Quinn! In this episode, Lauren and Quinn celebrate his birthday by finally reviewing the movie that was going to be the very first episode, You're Killing Me (2015), a campy horror-comedy.
CATS (2019)
January 02, 2020 05:00 - 2 hours - 42.8 MBLauren and Quinn bite the bullet and see Cats (2019) and once again destroy their "one star" rule. Listen as they try to make sense of this god-forsaken experience.
The Knight Before Christmas (2019)
December 25, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 31.1 MBListen to our traditional Christmas episode where we watch a new released Netflix movie starring Vanessa Ann Hudgens and record at 2am with our Snuffed co-star, Tyler, who has not seen the movie and is playing a video game in the background. Listen now to our December Patreon pick on The Knight Before Christmas where Quinn yawns a lot, Tyler plays the Untitled Goose Game, and we try to make sense of Netflix's every growing Christmas universe. Warning: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker sp...
The Knight Before Christmas (2019) w/ Tyler Moliterno
December 25, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 31.1 MBListen to our traditional Christmas episode where we watch a new released Netflix movie starring Vanessa Ann Hudgens and record at 2am with our Snuffed co-star, Tyler, who has not seen the movie and is playing a video game in the background. Listen now to our December Patreon pick on The Knight Before Christmas where Quinn yawns a lot, Tyler plays the Untitled Goose Game, and we try to make sense of Netflix's every growing Christmas universe. Warning: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker sp...
Black Xmas (2006)
December 17, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 37.9 MBLauren and Quinn are joined by their friends at Tipsy Terror to review Black Xmas (2006), the remake to Black Christmas (1974). Head over to Tipsy Terror to listen to part 1 of the Crossover, where Lauren and Quinn joined Hareesh, Molly and Sam to watch and talk about the original!
Black Xmas (2006) w/ Tipsy Terror
December 17, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 37.9 MBLauren and Quinn are joined by their friends at Tipsy Terror to review Black Xmas (2006), the remake to Black Christmas (1974). Head over to Tipsy Terror to listen to part 1 of the Crossover, where Lauren and Quinn joined Hareesh, Molly and Sam to watch and talk about the original!
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
December 09, 2019 05:00 - 2 hours - 42 MBHappy Spookvember (in December)!! Lauren and Quinn finish Spookvember 2019 with a Patreon pick, the cult classic Sleepaway Camp (1983) with our 1 star: Dr. Aunt Mom. Listen as Quinn tries to make the ending better and Lauren buys some merch.
Truth or Dare (2018)
November 24, 2019 05:00 - 2 hours - 43.9 MBSpookvember carries on with our 2nd movie of the month: Truth or Dare, with stars Lucy Hale and Tyler Posey. Listen as Lauren gawks over MTV boys and Quinn rewrites it to an entirely different movie.
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
November 12, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 37.6 MBSpookvember is here!! Lauren and Quinn start the spookiest month of the year with the much anticipated Bye Bye Man, the spookiest villain with no powers, a contradicting motive, and his trusty, fleshy demon dog.
Hotel for Dogs (2009)
October 30, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.5 MBOne Star Podcast presents: our first Patreon pick! In this episode, we review Hotel for Dogs (2009) with our 1 stars Yvette Nicole Brown, Johnny Simmons, and Champion, Listen as Lauren swoons over Johnny Simmons and Quinn makes a lot of bold claims.
Catwoman (2004)
October 01, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.3 MBLauren and Quinn attempt to start a small string of related theme episodes with their review of Catwoman (2004), with 1 star Halle Berry. Listen as Lauren battles her cat allergy and Quinn actually enjoys himself.
Tall Girl (2019)
September 17, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBLauren and Quinn get timely with their review of the recently released Netflix original movie Tall Girl (2019). Listen as they air their grievances about growing up tall and relate to the main character, while still taking the acting to task (except for you, Sabrina Carpenter, you're perfect).
Arthur (2011) w/ Sydney Lawson
August 21, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 31.1 MBIn this episode, Lauren and Quinn once again break the "1 celebrity" rule by watching the Russell Brand disaster, Arthur, with guest Sydney Lawson! Listen as Sydney tries to bring an intellectual discussion to a conversation about a movie with a hot sauce breastfeading joke within the first 10 minutes.
Swiped (2018)
July 28, 2019 04:00 - 3 hours - 70.3 MBIn this episode, Lauren and Quinn review Swiped, their first Noah Centineo movie of the podcast. Listen as they have their first fight for watching this movie and then beg you to watch MTV's Are You The One.
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
July 13, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 40.5 MBIn this episode, Lauren and Quinn discuss Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018), starring Donald Glover. Listen as they detail their history with the Star Wars franchise, champion for The Last Jedi, and Lauren fawns over Donald Glover.
Geostorm (2017)
June 27, 2019 04:00 - 2 hours - 42.9 MBIn this episode, Lauren and Quinn discuss the 2017 film Geostorm, with 1 star Gerard Butler. Listen as they try to make sense of the timeline, the message, and the definition of a "geostorm." Please enjoy this episode accompanied by an ice-cold flavored hard seltzer (and/or tacos).
MA (2019) w/ Tyler Moliterno
June 12, 2019 04:00 - 2 hours - 50.9 MBOne Star is BACK with "Season 2"! Listen as Lauren and Quinn invite guest Tyler Moliterno to talk about Ma (2019), featuring 1 star Octavia Spencer, in our longest episode yet! Bonus discussion of Disney remakes at the start. CONTENT WARNING: Sexual harassment and assault is discussed as it occurs in the film.
Little Italy (2018)
April 07, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 27.8 MBLauren and Quinn are back, this time after watching the Internet-famous Little Italy (2018), with one star Emma Roberts. Grab some fancy olive oil and a fig pizza for a truly authentic Little Italy - Toronto experience.
Cyberbully (2011)
March 14, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 28 MBCONTENT WARNING: This episode features discussions of suicide, depression, and bullying, due to the nature and content of the film. Lauren and Quinn are back to discuss the made for Lauren (I mean made for TV) movie Cyberbully (2011) on Freeform (previously known as ABC Family). Listen as they discuss in depth: American Eagle Jeans, Syfy's Being Human, The Panabakers, and a little bit of the movie.
Sucker Punch (2011) w/ Molly Haines
February 27, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 27.1 MBLauren and Quinn are back... with another guest! In this episode, friend of the podcast Molly Haines joins One Star to talk about the bane of her existence: Sucker Punch. Stick around through the trainwreck that is the beginning of this episode for lots of talking about Sundance and some talk about the actual movie.
Christian Mingle (2014)
February 14, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 35.7 MBHappy Valentine's Day! One star is celebrating the romantic holiday with the most romantic movie they could think of... Christian Mingle with one star Lacey Chabert. Listen as Lauren and Quinn sniffle their way through another episode while trying to stay on topic.