Episode 49. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

The Paulz are in tumult: HMRC are chasing them up and down the country for blockading the entrance to their headquarters and the strapping young podcastmen just don’t ruddy care! They’ve made a fort out of sleeping bags and Domino’s boxes and have resolved to watch all 127 minutes of George Lucas’s Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace right there in the doorway, their naked feet and arses exposed to the unforgiving winter air of the British Isles (and Tesco’s jam) because apparently Ian Duncan Smith bet them they couldn’t find even one good thing about it. Who's the real fool here? Anyway, the twist is both Pauls were arrested for movie piracy. Damn. Best send some jedis in to save the hapless fuckidiots.

Featuring: some REALLY offensive accents, well-trodden ground, when not to be a Yes Man and our invitations to the ranch rescinded forever.