Join Caitlin, Brody, and Jessi as they use their precious in-person friend time to watch and discuss the 2006 teen rom-com classic John Tucker Must Die, starring Sophia Bush, Arielle Kebbel, Ashanti, Brittany Snow, Jesse Metcalfe, and Penn Badgely.  Highlights include: live from Minnesota it’s Saturday afternoon!, it doesn’t get more early 2000’s than this cast, Jessi fails at spelling words wrong, Taylor Kitsch has cookies!, the MILF-iest of movie MILFs, narc means narcolepsy right?, Jesse Metcalf aka season 1 Nathan Scott aka brunette basketball boy, the hottest thing on two legs in 2006, she must be important because she has lines, wink wink nudge nudge PENIS JOKE, this movie turned me us into bored goth girls, this is not Harry Styles fanfiction, Pam’s here!, half naked and nervous, no Maria Menounos pre-movie trivia, the 2006 hotness will protect her from chemical burns, the soundtrack is the best part of this movie, it was an airborne teabagging, the return of the hallmark significant look, chaotic bisexual Brooke Davis, slut is stuck on truck, is John Tucker Dan Scott??, the most 2006 sentence ever committed to the internet, and more!