Someone grab the Kleenex box, this week Margaux and Emilie dive into the tearful world of Nicholas Sparks. Spoiler alert: everyone dies, family members reconcile, and the protagonist couple gets together (right before, inevitably, one of them dies). We question why so many of these movies were high schoolers' #relationshipgoals in the 2000s and discuss how poorly some have aged (looking at you "The Notebook").