Cranked & Ranked
219 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratings2 generations, 2 continents, 1 misson...
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Cranked & Ranked: Warrant
April 17, 2024 12:48 - 2 hours - 250 MBJoin us as we dive into the discography of one of the last big bands of the 80's "hair metal" era.
Cranked & Ranked: Ted Nugent
April 01, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 203 MBThey said it would never happen, but here it is. Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a wild ride with the dudes as they collide head-on with the discography of the Motor City Madman.
Slashed & Mashed: Van Hagar
March 20, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 181 MBJoin the dudes as they use their powerful slashing and mashing skills to construct the ultimate Sammy Hagar era Van Halen compilation.
Cranked & Ranked: Machine Head
March 06, 2024 06:00 - 2 hours - 250 MBRobb Flynn and company get the C&R treatment.
Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1993
February 28, 2024 06:00 - 2 hours - 226 MBOur top 10 favorite albums of 1993.
Cranked & Ranked: Ozzy Osbourne - part 2
February 21, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 217 MBThe second half of our Ozzy Osbourne solo album ranking.
Cranked & Ranked: Ozzy Osbourne - part 1
February 14, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 163 MBThe first half of our Ozzy Osbourne solo album ranking.
C&R Sidebar: (untitled)
February 07, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 204 MBThe plan was to have no plan. Join us for our first ever totally improvised show where we wind up talking about metal mascots and reacting to other people's album reviews.
Cranked & Ranked: Rage Against The Machine
January 31, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 186 MBBillionaires, military lasers, and the small yet killer discography of one of the greatest bands of the 90's.
Cranked & Ranked: Led Zeppelin
January 17, 2024 06:00 - 2 hours - 247 MBPrepare to have your balls soothed by the return of Cranked & Ranked and our ranking of one of the most influential rock bands of all time!
OLD HEAD 5th Anniversary Livestream Celebration/Q&A
January 10, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 206 MBFor those who prefer to just listen, here is the audio from my 5th Anniversary livestream Q&A. Cranked & Ranked returns next week!
Cranked & Ranked Holiday Special 2023
December 20, 2023 06:00 - 2 hours - 268 MBJoin us as we wrap up the year by ranking our top 10 rock/metal Christmas albums, take a delicious trip down Quality Street, get completely sidetracked by the Chicago discography, and somehow stumble upon our newest inside joke.
C&R Sidebar: The Top 10 Songs of Our Lives
December 06, 2023 06:00 - 2 hours - 254 MBJoin us as we each discuss our 10 most influential, life-changing songs.
Cranked & Ranked: Ludichrist / Scatterbrain
November 29, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 162 MBCrossover thrash? Funk metal? Air Bud? We cover all of that and more in our ranking of one unique under-appreciated killer band that became two unique under-appreciated killer bands.
Cranked & Ranked: Heart - part 2
November 22, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 175 MBWhat about Heart! Don't you want to listen to us rank the rest of their albums?
Cranked & Ranked: Heart - part 1
November 08, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 187 MBThe Wilson sisters get Cranked & Ranked.
Slashed & Mashed: Limp Bizkit - Significant Starfish
October 25, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 122 MBNobody asked for it, but here we are... Join us as we take 2 classic nu metal albums and combine their powers to create the ultimate Bizkit banger! You're welcome.
Cranked & Ranked: Eminem
October 18, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours - 295 MBThe best-selling hip-hop artist of all time (aka Slim Shady, Marshall Mathers, Em, The GOAT...) gets the full service Cranked & Ranked treatment.
Grooved & Removed: 70’s KISS
October 11, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 156 MB7 classic KISS albums. 1 song from each must go.
Cranked & Ranked: Tool
October 04, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours - 249 MBWe have a lot to say. We have a lot of nothing to say.
Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1987
September 20, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours - 250 MBOur top 10 favorite albums of 1987... and a load of tangents.
Cranked & Ranked: Black Flag
September 13, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 186 MBGet ready for a Cranked & Ranked hot take on the discography of one of the most influential bands in heavy rock music.
C&R Sidebar: Encino Man / Airheads
September 06, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 175 MBIt's a Brendan Fraser double feature! Get ready to wheeze some juice and eat a dick cheeseburger.
Cranked & Ranked: Dream Theater - part 2
August 30, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 172 MBWe're finally back with the long-awaited conclusion to our Dream Theater album ranking!
Cranked & Ranked: Dream Theater - part 1
August 02, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 203 MBOne of the biggest progressive metal bands of all time gets Cranked & Ranked.
Slashed & Mashed: Dio Sabbath
July 26, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 129 MBJoin us and watch as we do all of the hard work to create the official C&R approved 10 track Ronnie James Dio fronted Black Sabbath compilation.
Cranked & Ranked: Death Angel
July 19, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 177 MBWe're back to rank an absolutely classic band from the 2nd wave of 80's thrash metal.
Cranked & Ranked: Skid Row
July 05, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 172 MBI think we all know how this one is going to go...
Cranked & Ranked: Korn - part 2
June 28, 2023 05:00 - 2 hours - 231 MBWelcome to the Korn-hole, where Eddie unknowingly creates an industrial masterpiece, Old Head manages to slag off both Ted Nugent and Rammstein, and the guys also rank the top 7 Korn albums.
Cranked & Ranked: Korn - part 1
June 21, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 203 MBThe pioneers and perfecters of Nu Metal get the C&R treatment.
Grooved & Removed: Black Sabbath
May 31, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 122 MBOne band. Six classic albums. One song from each must go...
Cranked & Ranked: Iron Maiden - part 2
May 24, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 193 MBJoin us for Sue's Anal Bum Party! I mean, our top 9 Iron Maiden albums.
Cranked & Ranked: Iron Maiden - part 1
May 10, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBWe finally get around to ranking the discography of one of the biggest metal bands of all time.
C&R Sidebar: Bill & Ted
May 03, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 149 MBThe dudes discuss all 3 movies in the Bill & Ted trilogy and their soundtracks.
Cranked & Reviewed: Metallica - 72 Seasons
April 19, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 164 MBWelcome to the longest album review ever! When our favorite band releases a new album, we give it the attention it deserves.
Cranked & Ranked: Fear Factory
April 12, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 182 MB"Fear Factory fatigue is a real thing."
Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1979
April 05, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 178 MBOur favorite albums of 1979.
Cranked & Ranked: Queensrÿche - part 2
March 22, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 187 MB"The good half" aka Cream of the Reich.
Cranked & Ranked: Queensrÿche - part 1
March 15, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 177 MBOur first multi-part ranking of the year beings with "the bad half" of the Queensrÿche discography.
Slashed & Mashed: Outkast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
March 08, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 112 MBJoin us as we transform the Big Boi & André 3000 double solo album into one killer Outkast album.
Cranked & Ranked: Outkast
March 01, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 174 MBOne of the greatest and most unique hip hop duos finally gets the C&R treatment!
Grooved & Removed: Megadeth
February 15, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 156 MBOne band. Eight albums. One song from each must go...
Cranked & Ranked: GTA San Andreas Radio
February 08, 2023 06:00 - 3 hours - 359 MBIt's finally time to pay tribute to the video game that has been mentioned in countless C&R episodes with our longest episode ever! Join us as we rank all of the radio stations included in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas!
Cranked & Ranked: Green Day
January 25, 2023 06:00 - 2 hours - 227 MBDo you have the time to listen to us rank all of the albums by Green Day all at once?
Cranked & Ranked: ”Old Friends, New Stuff” (Def Leppard, Limp Bizkit, Megadeth, Primus, RHCP & UKJ)
January 11, 2023 06:00 - 2 hours - 224 MBWe kick off 2023 by ranking all of the recent releases from past C&R rankees.
Old Head: 4th Anniversary Livestream
January 04, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 143 MBIn case you missed it, and would rather just listen, here's the audio from the Old Head 4th anniversary livestream I did on new years day.
Cranked & Ranked Holiday Special 2022
December 21, 2022 06:00 - 2 hours - 257 MBJoin us for the holiday festivities as we chat all about presents, food, movies and injuries as well as our newest film concept, Home Alone: Judgement Day.
Cranked & Ranked: Acid Reign
December 14, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBAn under-appreciated classic UK thrash metal band finally gets the C&R treatment!
Cranked & Ranked: Top 10 Albums of 1994
December 07, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 218 MBOur top 10 favorite albums of 1994.
Cranked & Ranked: Beastie Boys
November 30, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 164 MBWe're Cranked & Ranked. We got nothin' to prove. Pay attention, our Intention is to rank the Beastie Boys albums.