Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

#274 - "I'm Just a Structural MESS" | Sam Hunt EP Reaction TOO Much YouTube,Discomfort & Escapism

April 21, 2024 18:53 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

[Recorded on April 8th, 2024] In Episode 274, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) BIG FRIDAY Music Drop Reaction. (3:30) " There's Nothing Interesting in Music" (4:44) Sam Hunt's New EP "Locked Up" Thoughts (6:39) Process of Changing your "Sound" (12:08) Hardy & Nickelback Collab (14:37) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:34) Vacations expose our need For STRUCTURE (18:30) Living a Life is Paramount to be Interesting (19:45) Watching TOO MUCH YouTube (27:03) "Someone give me the Addy...

#273 - "Teriyaki Box Rant" | Andrew Huberman is a MF Legend + Ashton Kutcher Fear Diddy Legal Stuff

April 14, 2024 03:35 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MB

[Audio: Apologize for the water dripping noise] In Episode 273, Clint Drips About: (0:00) Bad Joke Opening (0:58) Guys touching themselves in Walmart (4:13) GloRilla got teeth in the game (5:43) water drippin in background like my style (6:12) Conor Mcgregor really is Missed in UFC (7:54) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (8:45) Andrew Huberman "Exposed" for being Flaky. (Full Thoughts) (14:20) Andrew Huberman exposed all these "Friends" were annoying. (22:04) Ashton Kutcher is ...

#272 - "Diddy-Matized"| Diddy Drama, Road House Review, Credit Card "Cult",Truth about "Loneliness"

April 04, 2024 06:28 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MB

In Episode 272, Clint Disses about: (0:00) - "Meek Mill likes it...back to back..(sorry..had to do it) (2:35) The Diddy Drama ( Full Thoughts) (5:15) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (7:06) The Art of Doing Nothing (10:10) Road House Movie Review! (17:29) "I betted On DARTS" - gambling hot streak (18:42) Vacation Update! + Guys who sell the "Dream" to their woman (20:35) Credit Card Logic is a "Cult" Rationale. (26:58) I'm the Asshole at Self Checkout..(Easter Sunday Story) (30:...

#271 - "Sleeper Build" | Malls are Dead, $50 Jeans, "Quiet on Set", Travelling, Providing Value

April 01, 2024 23:03 - 54 minutes - 49.4 MB

In Episode 271, Clint Gets Unquiet About: (0:00) - Malls are Dead!! (2:59) - Maegan Hall Forehead Is Like a Avocado (4:50) "$50 Jeans!!" Price Of Pants Have Gotten INSANE!! (8:11) Baby Products & Clothes are SCAMS (10:35) "Quiet On Set" - Thoughts on Child Corporations (15:02) Diddy & Hollywood Humiliation Coming to Light (18:05) Comeback of the Woolly Mammoth??! (23:00) Vice Reaction: The Truth about "Studying Abroad" & Church Missions (31:58) Travelling is Big Business..not for Personal ...

#270 - "Barefoot At Midnight" (Ohtani & Bruno Mars Gambling Reaction)

March 29, 2024 07:01 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MB

In Episode 270, Clint Takes his Socks off about: (0:00) " I see nothing but feet" ( people who wear no shoes in after midnight) (4:58) Mountain Dew Wine (9:58) Guys LOVEE FEET...proportions (11:28) "A Girl is Like a Perfectly Made Milkshake" (15:30) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Etc.) (16:25) Anxiety Taking Your 1st "Paid Vacation" (21:00) if you had an extra 30 hrs a week..what would you really do? (23:45) Shohei Ohtani Gambling Scandal (Lets be Honest) (30:15) Bruno Mars $50 Million ...

#269 - "Disconnected"

March 23, 2024 06:31 - 48 minutes - 44 MB

In Episode 269, Clint Goes on and on about feeling "Disconnected" with things. Gets real about how he's feeling. Enjoy this soap box. https://youtu.be/CsZIirc3gCI (link to video)

#268 - "Saturated Fat Field" (Food Review YouTube)

March 18, 2024 07:17 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

In Episode 268, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Former Joe Budden Network Podcaster's have QUIT! & blame Joe for "Not Supporting" (10:50) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) (13:46) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:12) Uncomfortable with Unhappiness (16:07) Food Review Youtube is a ..."saturated" field (27:58) "Low Tier" Restaurants held to higher standard than "Fine Dining" (31:05) Viral Breakdancing "Deadbeat Dad" put his daughter in check (35:27) "You gotta make the same effort for your Pa...

#267 - Money Talks , Shit Walks Out Of Mans Ass | "If you make 50K , you should not be dating"

March 11, 2024 21:20 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MB

In Episode 267, Clint Checks his ego about: (0:00) Opening Monologue & Pig Butchering (4:26) "If you make 50K, you should not be dating" (10:58) everyone wants a 10K to start a business..but with no Risk Attached (16:17) Intro the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (17:58) February F***'s up your paycheck cycle (18:59) Drake's "Phantom" Leak Pic (20:25) Meek Mill & P Diddy "Relationship" + Godfrey Vs Corey Holcomb "Hollywood" accusations (22:45) Success is always attached to Sucking Dick (31:25...

#266 - "Long Winded Pipes" | Colin Cowherd Visual Influence On Sports Radio

March 08, 2024 09:39 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

#colincowherd #comedy #podcast In Episode 266, Clint gets long winded about: (0:00) Long Winded Pipes (2:42) "Do you look your age?" (5:02) Anti Diet Coke Argument (8:50) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) (10:12) Intro to the Pod! (like, follow, subscribe) (11:59) "Trying" to Concieve is INSANITY! (14:30) Presence is Infectious (16:22) Sports Radio in the NFL Offseason is GOD AWFUL!! (21:30) Colin Cowherd Made Radio On TV (27:02) No Movies Out worth a S*** (35:55) "Dak Prescott SUCKS" - dumb sports ...

#265 - Topgolf W/ GF On Valentines & "What Makes a Woman Love You?"

March 01, 2024 08:43 - 38 minutes - 35.1 MB

In Episode 265, Clint Swings Quick About: (0:00) TopGolf on Valentines with the Lady, Being More "OK" spending some Buckaroos for enjoyment of life, not being so obsessed with "the work" all the time, Maximizing your Time can be detrimental. (22:32) outside of your role..what do you really do? (what makes a woman love you?) &More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you...

#264 -"I'm so GOOFY, Don't forget Your MAX-Y Pads" | Gordon Ramsay "Kitchen Nightmares" is ADDICTING

February 27, 2024 05:11 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MB

In Episode 264, Clint goofs about: (0:00) - "i'm so goofy..don't forget your Max-y Pads" (1:50) how draining it is being "inspirational" (9:14) meaningful work gets underpaid (10:17) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below episode description] (14:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow Subscribe) (15:17) Valentines Day Perfect Plan for the Lady! (20:41) Chiefs Parade Shooting Thoughts! How i found out (28:44) Gordon Ramsay "Kitchen Nightmares" is Addicting (43:43) "Whoever ...

#263 - "Post Nut Super Bowl Clarity" | Joel Osteen Preys on Weak People Disguised as "Lords Work"

February 23, 2024 21:28 - 59 minutes - 54 MB

In Episode 263, Clint Touchdowns on: (0:00) Taylor Swift Hot Dog Prop + Chiefs Win Super Bowl (2:48) All Halftime Shows sound the same! (7:31) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Crazy ad read] (12:27) Intro the the Pod! (Follow, Subscribe) (13:41) Post Nut Super Bowl Clarity (19:52) Gambling in Vegas Vs Anwhere else (21:06) Soft White Underbelly Interviewing Teenage Prostitutes (26:21) Joel Osteen Church Shooting: "We'll Prey for the 7 Year Old" (33:35) What is "Paid Programming"? (3...

#262 - "Risky Business" | Gambling (Daily Fantasy Sports) Is Not an Issue

February 19, 2024 22:05 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MB

In Episode 262, Feeds his Ego By: (0:00) - watching yourself Rap , $18 Soap, broken beds, KD Ratio (5:06) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (9:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (9:52) Halle Bailey Baby Bumpin the World! (10:25) Gambling (Daily Fantasy Sports) "Epidemic" (Deep Thoughts) (15:37) why are we obsessed with what people do with their money? (16:37) My issue with restriction of gambling (18:47) stop blaming gambling co...

#261 - "Shxts N Mirrors" | Vice - "How a Sex Party Actually Works" Reaction

February 14, 2024 07:35 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MB

In Episode 261, Clint's Sits til his legs go numb about: (0:00) Why do I have to watch myself Shit in front of your mirror? (7:28) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code & Link below episode description] (10:28) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe) (11:55) One Big Wasted Opportunity! (Kadarius Toney drama) (16:20) Short Attention Span Theory (20:10) "Vice" Video about "How A Sex Party Actually Works" (Full Thoughts) (30:05) Sex Clubs don't Count towards your Body Count (3...

#260 - "Bunny Buns" | Most CRINGE Puns In Podcast History

February 12, 2024 07:09 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MB

In Episode 260, Clint Freestyles About: (0:00) "You better get your Tater Tot..before she gets Teeter Totted" - An Actual Rap Battle Line (9:44) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below Episode Description] (funny ad read) (14:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (14:30) "Skrrt Steak In Tokyo" (Improptu Poetry) (17:05) What happens More?..People blinking or Not using blinkers? (19:38) "Slippery when Wet.i say bet" (22:09) Health Care Promoting People Raising Money ...

#259 - "Bi-Polar Express" | Responding to Haters

February 08, 2024 08:17 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MB

In Episode 259, Clint sweats about: (0:00) ass is wet problems (3:43) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (6:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (6:46) "Bi- Polar Express" (8:36) Responding to "Haters" (14:02) Built like a Tank compliment (16:56) Opening a "Mandatory Leg Day" Gym (20:38) Sex Socks on Carpet ..(iykyk) (21:40) Apartment Complex Garbage Failure (28:31) does more money put you around people who throw their trash away? (32:12) "if on...

#258 - Good Morning Alcoholics (GMA) | "Amy & TJ are Alcoholics"

February 04, 2024 05:13 - 1 hour - 55 MB

In Episode 258, Clint reads the Teleprompter about: (0:00) - "Good Morning America"..Amy & TJ Podcast expose their troubled relationship. (amy robach & tj holmes) (7:19) guy addicted to his wifes breast milk, (8:04) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Code Link Below Episode description for Limited time Offer] (10:45) Intro to the Pod(Like Follow, Subscribe, etc.) (11:10) Maximizing doing "Nothing" (12:53) Amy Robach: "Alcohol just makes life a whole lot more fun". (15:45) News Anchors ente...

#257 - "Passionate Young Man" | Dr. John Delony : "Get a 3rd Job & F*** Your Passions"

February 01, 2024 08:49 - 52 minutes - 48.2 MB

In Episode 257, Clint exerts some energy on: (0:01) Opening Monologue (2:24) Comedian Mark Normand being Escorted off stage after weird incident, place was evacuated. (6:49) Intro to the Pod! (Like , Follow, Suck Some Titties,etc) (7:41) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) Link Below the Episode Description. (10:55) energy drinks effect your "Allowance" of energy in a day. (13:46) obsession with "Comparing & Contrasting" type of people. (20:12) (Full In Depth Rant) Dr. John Delony Call Reaction: the guy...

#256 - "Temptations Create Simpsations" | Sexyy Red Baby Shower (I'm a Fan)

January 29, 2024 09:09 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MB

In Episode 256, Clint opens up with the Sexyy Red Baby Shower photos involving.."Hands on Your Knees",(0:56)..then SLAMS Korean BBQ Restauraunts who Make You Cook Your Own Food!!(7:15)..Smoothly Introduces the Podcast(subscribe, follow, like) (14:45)..SPONSOR! (Magic Mind)(16:15)..back to the "Party Rock Anthem" of this episode with the Break Up of "LMFAO" & Florida Georgia Line (19:48)..then wonders if "You're built like a House" is actually a compliment(32:19)..how awesome it would be to h...

#255 - "Do Now Or Die Later" | Andrew Schulz Flagrantly Too Famous

January 27, 2024 09:46 - 1 hour - 55.6 MB

In Episode 255, Clint has some thoughts on "Do Now or Die Later" saying, ..then give the usual Intro to the Pod!.. (6:45) Sponsor!! (Magic Mind) (7:04) We get back on the roll of cheese.. by Ranting On Credit Cards & Synchrony Bank along with being too lazy to delete your extra spotify accounts.(11:14) ..Then gets into how Andrew Schulz & his Podcast Flagrant has become Out Of Control (19:45)..Then gets into how Disgusting Cheap Hotels have become (31:07)..But in the meantime lets pray for S...

#254 - "After Dark W/ Clint" | brendan schaub of podcasting

January 25, 2024 08:16 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

Comedy Podcast on Spotify & all Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & join this unique nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 254 , Clint Rambles about: (0:01) there's a bed behind me & Jewish Living under NYC (6:42) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe, Like, Follow, etc) (8:24) I'm Committed (11:33) An Unwanted Freestyle (12:48) "Diamond in the Rough" Saying (13:36) #1 indicator of wealth (17:08) Belly Butto...

#253 - "Gains for the Guys, Lean For The Ladies" | how to deal with a DAMAGED Woman as a narcissist?

January 21, 2024 01:43 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MB

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 253. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "It's raining, its pouring" (opening monologue) (4:07) RYSE Pre Workout V.S. Energy Drink (Review) (7:55) "Hood Rat" Music Video by Sexxy Redd (9:37) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Follow, Etc) (10:43) 2 Bears 1 Cave Criticism for "Banking Episodes" (18:50) "Without me..there is no You"...type of people. (20:12) Tell All Book...

#252 - "Low Standards" | Jonathan Majors GUILTY..for calling his White Queen "Coretta"

January 19, 2024 07:43 - 1 hour - 55.4 MB

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 252. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) ever wake up & just wanna Smack That ASS? (0:48) Jonathan Majors found guilty..for calling his white queen "Coretta" (6:01) Racial Player Comparisons in NBA. (10:07) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe,etc.) (10:40) U.S. Census Bureau Text Message to help the "Economy" (15:35) being "Too Far Ahead" & the term "Rancher" (17:45) Let a wom...

#251 - Many Are Called Few Are Chosen

January 15, 2024 09:15 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson . The Newly Daily Podcast. Enjoy Episode 251. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "long hair..don't care" (opening monologue) (1:31) watching your partner s*** (2:40) secrets kill your relationship (6:45) News companies have to report Deaths (7:51) Intro to the pod. (like, follow, subscribe) (9:45) the wiggles "fruit salad" marketing tool (11:01) negativity of term "I Trapped Her" (18:16) Asia Doll Goes After Myron from Fresh & Fit...

#250 - "Typical Scheduled Program" | do animals even like us?, TikTok & Shorts Content Thieves

January 14, 2024 22:47 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson . The Newly Daily Podcast. Enjoy Episode 250. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) Opening Monologue (grunge, punk rock lyrics that make me laugh) (8:33) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Like Etc) (9:33) how opening monologue are made (12:18) Psychics on Spirit Airlines Theory (13:40) Podcasting is a Truth Serum. (15:02) Are animals fascinated by us? The appeal of a pet (18:20) Woody Allan...never seen a movie. (20:10) Kevin Space...

#249 - "Silent Violent" | being "That Guy" in a Social Group + i'm not paying for your ugly friends

January 13, 2024 22:12 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 249, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Nicki Minaj Husband throwing Stripper Parties in her own home. (1:10) YouTuber who snuck onto Epstein Island & "The List" (5:30) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc.) (6:19) My 1st Live Show will be a Nickelback Concert..(Spoiler: T******) (10:07)"dude got anal whopped" The viral congress sex tape (12:55) "Why should you keep your j...

#248 - Control Builds Power (Katt Williams/Shannon Sharpe Response)

January 12, 2024 07:15 - 1 hour - 55.1 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 248, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) I'VE ARRIVED!!! 100lb Dumbbell Crew! How it feels? (9:33) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Follow) (12:30) If you were born in 2000... (13:03) having a baby on your birthday (14:37) Lil Wayne said "Future has best mixtape of All Time" (18:02) I'm "Into Myself" & "Self absorbed" (21:02) Gossip Sites & TD Jakes (26:35) Katt Williams Trul...

#247 - "Buffet Of Politics" | Setting Goals, Staying Authentic To Yourself, cereal cartoon orgy

January 09, 2024 06:21 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MB

#comedy #podcast #politics #clint #fitnesslifestyle #goalsetting Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 247, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Jordan & Politics & Buffet's [opening monologue] (11:41) Intro to the Pod(Like, Follow, Subscribe) (13:38) New Years Goals (17:20) Staying Authentic to how you wanna attract an audience (21:40) Trend on Tik Tok to "Quit Your Job" (29:15) Integrity Is "Doing What's Right wh...

#246 - Management Culture Is Lazy

January 05, 2024 21:16 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 246, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) The Guy Who Just Doesn't Stop Talking on 1st Date. (5:35) Intro to the Pod (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (9:35) Management Culture Is Lazy (Full Thoughts) Subscribe to YouTube Channel, by clicking link below & leaving a thumbs up if you enjoyed. thanks https://youtu.be/tp3IF_bSLVk

#245 - "House Of Mouse" | My Best Friend Who Changed my Life

January 04, 2024 08:09 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 245, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) Opening Monologue. (4:38) Intro to the Pod. (Like, Subscribe, Leave a Review Etc.) (6:05) Human Brains use KW (8:25) Instrumentals In the Early 2010's Standout (11:05) Marathons are Useless (12:33) "Novelty" Ice Cream (16:15) Mixed Alcoholic Drinks Rant (18:59) My Best Friend Who Changed my Life (RIP Myron) A long Backstory of Stories, & wh...

#244 - "I'm E- Vulva-ling In Front Of Your Eyes" | it's always the bitches that can't do dishes

January 01, 2024 21:22 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 244, Clint Rambles About: (0:01) "You Gotta Smile that lights up a Room"... (1:25) I like the Zest..bar of soap (2:28) "It's lie a big Pink Vulva In My Hand" (5:32) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Subscribe, Leave a review, Etc) (7:18) Jesus Birthday is Celebrated like Women's Birthday (8:27) Sleep is most Important Thing For Human Performance... (10:38) Credit Card "Qualifying...

#243 - "Just Whip It Out..I'm Goin Off the Wagon Wheel" | WTF Am I Doing? (real reflection)

December 27, 2023 05:14 - 58 minutes - 53.1 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 243, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Girls with Collarbone Tattoos & Sweating Cars (2:56) Intro to the Pod (Like, Subscribe, Etc.) (6:18) Christmas Time Always Drags Out..& what day is it? (8:25) TV Show Idea: Finding the Next Podcast Star!! (American Idol Format) (12:15) Tattoo Judging (14:42) Christmas make you reflect. (16:55) "WTF Am I Doing?" - real reflection ephiphany...

#242 - "1st Podcast Residency" | Do you choose your Woman or your Mother?

December 25, 2023 09:27 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 242, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Recording in a closet next to a Mirror (2:55) Men With Low Testosterone can't eat Spicy food. (4:00) Intro to the Pod! (Follow, subscribe,etc.) (5:50) Ghost Drink of the Episode & Trauma Sensory with a specific "Drink". (7:32) Bad Pony Joke & More. (9:52) I want to have the "1st Podcast Residency" (12:22) "House" was too close to his Job....

241 - "Prioritize Your Unfortunate Series of Events" | bitching & complaining gets me aroused

December 21, 2023 06:55 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 241, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) I Am Self Centered.. (2:31) Intro to the Pod (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (4:35) Ghost Flavor of the Day (5:40) Time is our biggest Opponent (7:30) "No one does enough of what they like ..to justify doing all the things they do" (9:55) Beauty of getting older (honesty with oneself) (11:09) Bitching & Complaining gets me aroused (15:59) LA Cha...

#240 - "Law Of Attraction W/ Leaked Sources" | dudes that smell like females wanna try you the most

December 17, 2023 18:39 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 240, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) At WAR with the GHOST (energy drink) (2:47) Intro to the Pod ( follow, subscribe, etc) (3:28) Shohei Ohtani Deferred payment strategy (5:04) if R Kelly wasn't in jail (6:07) Singing on Airplanes (9:27) "i wish a mf would try me today" (10:45) dudes that smell like a female (13:20) "Trapped in the Closet" is an absurd Creation (17:00) paying...

#239 - "The SUS Is On The Loose"

December 13, 2023 07:50 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 239, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Shohei Ohtani 10 Yr, 700 Million Deal (2:43) I Always wanted to be a "Steve" (4:17) Gene Simmons was ahead of the "Thot" Culture (5:23) Intro the pod (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (6:15) Hockey has "Pucked" my gambling Slap (7:33) Evading Taxes is Cool (9:39) IRS..just take my money. (14:44) Twisted Croissants Turn into Flakey ... (15:14) Mario ...

#238 - I'm Not Complaining, I'm Inspiring

December 09, 2023 08:40 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 238, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Opening Monologue (2:04) You never complain.. (7:10) Intro to the Pod (Follow, subscribe, Etc) (8:15) Fake Quote that sounds good. (9:38) Sketchers is a whole ass company. (13:34) Buying Shoes Suck (16:44) Energy has been "Mid" (18:31) People that are "Dead Inside" With Bad Attitudes . (23:18) Jada says her and Will ..will be together for...

#237 - Blast From The Past

November 30, 2023 03:52 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 237, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Grown Up Wardrobe & Plasma TV's & Blood (5:50) Intro to the Pod (subscribe, follow, etc) (7:12) Noise Cancelling headphones (8:12) NWA stands for... (8:42) See Through panties..(Appropriate Dressing Thoughts) (10:09) Inappropriate Clothing in Public (Fish -Nit in Public) (16:12) Styles of Men & Women Have Changed (21:56) Real Estate Is A ...

#236 - Giddey & Diddy

November 26, 2023 19:06 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 236, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Josh Giddey Exposed for Relationship with underage girl. (1:30) P Diddy Damged my Teenage Crush. (4:50) Joe Budden Podcast Controversy Editing their episode around P Diddy Story. (6:00) Intro to the pod (follow, Like Subscribe , Etc.) (7:42) GHOST is back on the POD! (8:58) "I'm like The Challenger" (11:34) Cassie Deserves this Cash Grab ...

#235 - "Jared Goff-ED My Galleria Of Jewelry" | Weight Relationship Theory , CPR Classes, TEMU Hate

November 21, 2023 08:43 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 235, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "One F***** Completion" NFL Gambling is taking over my Sanity (2:25)Intro to the Pod (Follow, Subscribe, Like Etc.) (3:15) CPR Classes (6:35) Chris Bumstead (Mr. Olympia) Is having a Baby (9:04) Pregnant woman walking in on her Boyfriend making booty clappin sounds. (15:30) ASexual Being (17:07) Weight Differences in Relationships Theory ...

#234 - "CLAWS To The BALLS"

November 14, 2023 09:05 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 234, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) hard days of work (1:12) Intro to the pod (follow, like, subscribe) (2:23) "cookie dough flavored"...cookies.. (2:55) cats & ghosts (claws to the balls) (3:49) "welcome to GoodBurger" (4:47) songs that have imagery to it (6:10) predator on a public beach (7:49) Girlfriend Interrupts the Pod. (10:31) Getting "F'd Up" (11:25) life is just o...

#233 - "Call Me PAP..A Smear" | Josh McDaniels got Cucked & YouTube Commentary Copy & Paste

November 09, 2023 09:30 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

(Old Off N Beat Vibes in this one. One of better ones I've done in quite some time Enjoy!) Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 233, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Connecting with others (2:42) Every man in their youth rapped (3:14) Intro to the pod (like, subscribe, follow etc.) (4:32) Cheesecake Factory is a Staple in my life. (5:54) undiscussed truth of viral "Cheesecake Factory" woman. (9:00) "I like Sexxy...

#232 - "Mind Freak Deductible" | Keith Lee Exposes Atlanta, public trials, "WTF Is a DEDUCTIBLE??!!"

November 06, 2023 10:05 - 58 minutes - 54 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 232, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Opening Topic: Keith Lee (Tik Tok) esposes truth about Atlanta Restaurants. (8:22) "Restaurants only wanna make things right when they know how you'll impact their business. (9:29) peer pressure to "protect the business" (14:41) atlanta restaurants are overrated & entitled (18:54) Intro to the Pod. (Like, Follow, subscribe, etc.) (20:08) "...

#231- "Level Up" | HR are now Babysitters in a Workplace & "Leveling Up"

November 01, 2023 11:13 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 231, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Being a Husky Guy (1:01) Trevor Bauer has cleared his name & HR Videos. (4:45) Human Resources have turned into Babysitters of the workplace. (6:44) Intro to the pod (subscribe, follow, like, etc) (7:25) Having a "Normal" schedule has it's Inconveniences (9:55) Bringing back Sports to the Show! & the Bijan Robinson "migraine" controversy in...

#230 - "Doggy Paddle To The Tailbone" | Bill Simmons On State Of Podcasting & Air Bnb Squatter

October 29, 2023 07:56 - 1 hour - 57.8 MB

(sorry for late release, been a busy week..but) Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 230, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) (crazy story) Air Bnb Tenet who lived somewhere for 6 months won't pay or move out..but she legally is in the right. (6:04) Intro to the pod (Like, Subscribe, Follow, etc) (7:54) Bill Simmons Interview On the State of Podcasting (13:41) "it can not be just a "thing you do" if you want to be s...

#229 - "Viral 28" | Birthdays Are Excuses To Do S*** You Can't Afford & Who Should Pay?

October 23, 2023 10:44 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 229, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Look at The Hat...New merch for the show? (2:36) Happy 28th to Clint (3:53) Intro to the Pod ( Don't forget to subscribe, Follow the pod.etc.) (5:35) I'm 28 Now!! 10,000 hours on this pod. (7:42) "been a pretty hard time" (8:45) Reflecting when i started the podcast..Whats really changed? (11:04) am i cool with life? (11:59) Narcissism with...

#228 - "Officially Dead Inside" | I'm A High Earner Now...Technically

October 19, 2023 07:13 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 228, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) I got the job.."im a high earner now" (3:18) Prime Logan Paul Pre Fight Mic Drop on the head (4:57) Intro to the pod (5:54) "if he can do it..anyone can do it"..backhanded compliments (7:10) Dress to impress (10:18) Justin Bieber, Odell Beckham, & Trey Songs "Sus" video circulating on the internet. (16:00) "Broke Boy Talking Time & Value" -...

#227 - "Weird Underwhelming Flex" | Comedy Podcast Talk & No one Cares about your "Come UP"

October 16, 2023 07:23 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 227, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Motherly Love Turning into Brother Love (1:45) "Wetter than a kitty pool"..Weird underwhelming flex (2:45) Intro the pod (3:42) Telling the world you wanna "live off the grid" (5:08) Live Streamers aren't great at gaming (6:13) "I feel like a priest rn" (7:00) would drake let adonis go over to michael jacksons house? (8:29) no one cares abo...

#226 - "Petty Boys V.S. Podcast Boys" | Tom Segura Hates Us Poor People

October 13, 2023 12:05 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 226, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) Tom Segura Rant on Poor people (5:08) Your Mom's House Podcast Full Of Ads (6:58) "Successful" people believe They solved Life. (11:25) Intro to the pod. (14:03) "For All The Dogs" by Drake Reaction ( on 1st listen) Was it worth the hype?..Has he lost touch?..is criticism of album fair? (21:45) Theory: Drake is too Desensitized to ever get ...

#225 - "The Interview" | Concerns of Taking On More Responsibility & Pay

October 09, 2023 12:13 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

Don't forget to suck some TITTTIIEES!!!..Enjoy another Off the Rails edition of Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. In Episode 225, Clint Rambles about: (0:01) "Cat is out of the bag" ..age is just a number (1:35) Drake...why? (3:46) Santa Claus Countdown (4:28) Intro to the pod (5:34) I Interviewed for a "Good Job" for once (Life update) Full backstory (8:41) Interviews expose what they really think of you (12:35) concerns of taking a job with more pay & responsibility (18:30) My 1st job at McDo...