NY Comedy Bling
17 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 17 years ago -What's up bitches! Subscribe to our Podcast to hear us break down what's poppin' each week in the hood that we call NYC. Aight!
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Episode 17: 40 Chambers of shame!
September 11, 2006 07:00LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Shitty Teachers Busted • Sumurai Killa — 40 Chambers of shame! • Net Pervert Busted — NOT ME! • Heat kills 24 Peepz — More Air for us! • Cabby Returns Jewelz, in other news Div bangs 20 Cabbies YOU GOT BLINGED: • Mets star — Paul LoDuca Cheats on the Girls he Cheats on Girls with. Wha?!? • Lohan Wants To Bang Entire Army — in other news Jack Joins Army • McCartney Locks Wife outta Mansion. HAHAHAHAHA! • Not exploiting nine/11 anniversary = Un-American BIG FINISH: B...
Episode 16: SNAKES ON BLING!
August 21, 2006 02:19Welcome to our Special SNAKES ON PLANE episode, bitches! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • 100 Mil MTA Office = Pookie Living in Luxory • Fake Kid Scam... Fuck Birth! Faking it nets you 113Gs! • Don't Piss Off UK Mothers — Baby Bottle Bombz • Jon Benet Ramsey Killer is NOT Div • Cops Busted for Hookers YOU GOT BLINGED: • Boy George = Boy Janitor • Kate Hudson Divorces Husband (because of infidelity with NYCB podcast host) • David Copperfield Finds Fountain of Youth (Snakes are not the only things o...
Episode 15: DIV'S IN REHAB!
August 14, 2006 00:36Div will be back next episode in our "Snakes On Plane" special! L-Fly is filling in this week with her extra cuteness™. LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Motherfucking Hot! • Assology • Miami Vice Pirates • Real Blinging Estate • Hospital Complaints = Roach in Glass YOU GOT BLINGED: • Paris would bang Paris apparently • Pam Anderson Weds, upstaged by a homo (7th Heaven is not about gay gang bangs) • K-Fed's Mom chilling with Ron Jeremy • Jenna Jameson Talking Doll (need we say more?!) • Welcome Bac...
Episode 14: Oops I Blained It Again!
May 13, 2006 16:23WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! ...but no longer weekly because Jack got fired from DeVry Air Conditioning Inc., so we're no longer co-workers. AKA — we're not physically together as often to do this Podcast. BUT KEEP YOURSELF SUBSCRIBED because we are here until we both die. Consider our return to be like that of a Tupac CD every 2 years. Just kidding, we should be premiering a NEW EPISODE A FEW TIMES PER MONTH. AIGHT! Div loves you bitches, keep supporting us! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Peeper Skill...
Episode 13: D-Cups Galore!
April 01, 2006 17:56L-FLY in the HOUSE! She's a special guest with the extra cuteness! Tune in to see how uncomfortable we can make her. LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Fish Murderer • Kid gets belted in front of class! • Boob Jobs Gone Wrong. (or right) • Tombstone Crack • Transplant Wedding YOU GOT BLINGED: • Fat Bitchney Statue — WTF? • Friends No More • Clay Aiken for Cock (Gay or Not?) • Basic In-Stink — Sharon Stone and her Wrinkley Vagina • Destinys Child Walk of Fame. Deserved or Not? BIG FINISH: Naomi Campb...
Episode 12: Vagina Now Being Served
March 25, 2006 17:29We're back on time! Enhanced podcast for all you mofos. Holla! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Central Park Coyote — Run Hal Run! • NY Air is Worst Evarrrrr • NY Pay Toilets = Lil Crack Houses • Subwaypalooza • Parole Officer Ratings! • NYU Best School in Bizarro World YOU GOT BLINGED: • $3 Million Big Pussy Lawsuit = Vagina Being Served • Zagat Shopping Survey • Snakes on Plane coverage! • Cruise must hate furniture • Pitt Bruised = Kinky Angelina? • Slutty Hilton bangs 2 dudes BIG FINISH: Char...
Episode 11: Stupid Chocolate Salty Balls
March 18, 2006 23:22All our podcasts will be released only on .m4a format from now on (we used to use .mp3). We decided to switch to take advantage of the enhanced podcast features. *This episode is late because our hosts are a bunch of bitches. Just kidding. Sort of.* LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Black Power Kiddie • Subway Thug busted by Mom • Camera Phones = Hated by Flashers • Cellphone Manners Survey's Shocking Results! YOU GOT BLINGED: • K-Fed is on allowance • Chef from South Park Resigns • Colin Farrell's ...
Episode 10: Oscarz Bling
March 11, 2006 14:05CONGRATULATIONS TO US! 10th EPISODE BITCHES! Thanks for listening. Subscribe to this podcast and be there when we hit 25! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Racist Deli Moron • NY Rated 32nd "Livable" City • Bloomy's Snapple Deal tastes like Banana-Kiwi-Ass • How to beat NYC tickets • Pope 'Pod — Blingin' P-Daddy • MTA Complaints get higher than Snoop on marijuana plantation YOU GOT BLINGED: • Fat + Britney = Fatney? • "Boy George" escapes being "Boy in George" • Luthor Vandross Gay? NYCB offers pat...
Episode 9: Lil' Leaker
March 04, 2006 17:32For whatever reason, the funny headlines this week were all sex-related! We present our most perverted show ever! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Sausage Shaving Part 2 — Starting Young • Sperm Club — (My lawyer prohibitis me from commenting) • NYPD Whore Monger! • 4yr old player? NOT. YOU GOT BLINGED: • Anna Nicole Smith actually looking hot • Barry Bonds = Keep womens clothing away from him • Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip • Little Kim's Titties are Leaking! BIG FINISH: Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation —...
Episode 8: Unfresh Beavers
February 26, 2006 02:23Div goes undercover in THE Woman's Lockeroom for the last week of February! OH HELL YEAH! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Pickle Caper • Funeral Home Body Snatching • Lottery Bling • H&R Bitch • Jurassic Beaver found! YOU GOT BLINGED: • Samuel L. Jackson illiterate? • Mr Britney = Mr.Pathetic • Celebrity Thief sent to Big House • Nicole Kidman marries redneck? BIG FINISH: D-Trump goes ape-shit on M-Stew Plus, THE BLINGLIST. SUBSCRIBE NOW:
Episode 7: White Stuff
February 18, 2006 14:19Smacking down the third week of February! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • 27 inches, bitches! • Food Stamp Cops • Sexual Harassment for chicks • Gym Teacher Bribe Action • Cemetary Poo Dudes YOU GOT BLINGED: • Kid Rock Porno: umm... HELL NO! • Michael Jackson Hush Money • P-Hilt bombed with white stuff • Winter Olympics pimp slapped by American Idol BIG FINISH: Cheney shoots his dawg in the face! Plus, THE BLINGLIST. SUBSCRIBE NOW:
Episode 6: Panty Smellers
February 12, 2006 02:11Special guest, Tony — smackin' up NYC with us in the 2nd week of February. LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Cat Cop • Busta's Bling Handler - K.I.A. • Bloomy Goes Nuts, fires solitaire loser • Bomb Bitch — "Whoops, I forgot about 9-11" • Principal Panty Pervert YOU GOT BLINGED: • Britney's Baby = Airbag • P. Diddy's Gay Uncle was stylin' • Mo Titties, No Problemz • Ellen Barkin = $20 million dollar pigeon lady BIG FINISH: Grammy Awards = Titties Extravaganza! Plus, THE BLINGLIST. SUBSCRIBE NOW:
Episode 5: Oscar Winning Vagina
February 04, 2006 14:03Complete comic obliteration of the first week of February by Jack & Div. LISTEN NOW: NYCB NEWS: • Poo on my lawn and i'll poo on your hair • Dancing Dragons = Chinese New Year • M-Bloom's galpal: Not a freak • Beat Children — But not to death • Isiah (un)love child • G-Bush says no Humanimals • New Metrocard technolo... ZZZ... YOU GOT BLINGED: • And the Oscar goes to... Paris Hilton's Vagina! • Michael Jackson = Hates NYCB • Razzies (Jack does the worst Rock impersonation in the history o...
Episode 4: Sausage Shaving
January 28, 2006 15:56Big Pimpin' the fourth week of January! LISTEN NOW: NY NEWS: • Beer Truck vs. Bear Maul • Phat Pillz • Bed Bugs vs. Roaches: Gang War YOU GOT BLINGED: • Miss Michael Jackson • Katie Holme's turkey baster • Kimora Lee Simmons = Fabulously Crazy Bitch BIG FINSH: Isiah Thomas Lawsuit Verdict: Vagina Denied And the BLING LIST, the three most blingingest of the week! SUBSCRIBE NOW: My Odeo Channel (odeo/dcb28e3625b47b60)
Episode 3: BLOW ME (up)
January 21, 2006 03:16Blowin' up the 3rd week of January LISTEN NOW: NYCB News: • H-Clint vs. L-Bush • Ground Coffee... er I mean Zero • Subway reception conniption You got blinged: • Janet Jackson's got milk • Han Solo loves Chewbacca? • Div goes ballistic over celebrity culture Big Finish: • Osama Bin Laden = True playa Bling List: Find out who's the top 3 blingingest Send hatemail and loveletters to: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE NOW:
Episode 2: De-Crack Whoreing
January 14, 2006 18:17Jack and Div break down what's poppin' the second week of 2006. LISTEN NOW: • Lindsay Lohan: NASA lover • Best/Worst dressed list • Top NY Dog • NYCB analyzes Schwarzenegger injury • 40oz + Bagel = Crazy Delicious • Star Jones diet: Protein rich • Big Finish: Brangelina Baby • *New* — Top 3 of the week Send hatemail and loveletters to: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE NOW:
Episode 1: Drive-by Podcasting
January 07, 2006 19:18Jack and Div take you through what's poppin' the first week of 2006. LISTEN NOW: • Happy Holidays! = Give me presents! • New Years' Resolutions: Blingin' 2006 • Lindsay Lohan: Even I wouldn't hit it • Mob War or Gang War? • Memoirs of a Geisha: Lil Kim wants to sell you something for $200,000 dollars Send hatemail and loveletters to: [email protected] SUBSCRIBE NOW: