He looks like the sheriff‘s deputy from Porky‘s! A literal Thanksgiving family horror show

Now Fear This! with Becky & Merie

English - November 19, 2021 15:22 - 57 minutes - 107 MB - ★★★★★ - 17 ratings
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This week’s Thanksgiving podcast episode has Merie and Becky examining nutso-deluxo cases of holiday meal-based family murders, featuring murderer Joel Guy, Jr. Along the way, they address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like: Do YOU have a safety advisor around when you financially cut off your grown-assed adult human male child? (Perhaps you should. Especially if he looks like this guy ↓)

Does YOUR murder checklist always include Walmart? (Of course it does. Especially if it is written in this handwriting ↓)

Do you write letters to the authorities to prevent yourself from gouging out your roommate’s eyes? Will Merie pick YOU up from your surgery? (Hint: no.) Does the devil cause Becky’s prayer-based collapsing pillow debacle?

Come for the can-shaped cranberries. Stay for Becky’s how-to-NOT-murder-your-parents-to-do list. Also, why is Becky fearing Merie’s penis hat? (See below & be terrified ↓. Very terrified.)