In this week’s podcast episode, Becky and Merie talk all about fathers who commit crimes and the children who face the consequences, featuring the horrible cases of Joseph Fritzl, Steven Pladl and Joseph Kallinger. Along the way, they address burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:


Who wants to invest in their underpants-free “bottomless” bar, Cooter’s? Anyone want to apply to be the panty check person?


Whom do the girls plan to sue for adultery?


If you get invited to a wedding where someone's marrying their own father, should you just just RSVP no? (hint: yes!!!!!!)


What is that unidentifiable glop in Merie’s microwave?


What exactly do fairy elves from the woods and unicorn rainbow farts smell like?


Come for the floral chemical smell. Stay for the Cooter’s menu options.