Not Safe 4 Ur Boyfriend
165 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 45 ratingsTwo dangerously hot girls exploring the creative process, steamy sex, current obsessions & whatever the Universe throws their way. Missy is a singer/songwriter, comedienne and actress. Monzie is an artist. Both are zig-zagging their way through a non-traditional career, dating in New York City, and the ups and downs of life as *young* women- all while saying, "Are you there Universe? It's your girlies and we need a sign!" Interviewing their successful, creative friends to brag about their projects helps, but the search for Divine Intervention continues...
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Episodes
Not Not Trouble with a Capital T
March 21, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBThe girlies reconvene for a late night sesh with a glass of rosé now that Missy is home from Texas. Missy got to cosplay as 1/2 of a "beautiful couple," Monz is hoping to finally see someone hot tonight (pray!), the Vanderpump of it all just keeps unfolding, bullying, run-ins with male ghosts, broken nails, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Sim Issues
March 14, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBThe girlies are still riding the high of the scandal of the century plus a cutie friend weekend, they lined up dates with new guys, Missy is taking a trip, Monz is desperately clinging to her teeny-tiny routine, they were treated less-than perfect on International Women's Day, give pre-Oscars uneducated guesses, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Rejection Is Protection
March 07, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBThe girlies have changed their tune. Why? Because Rachel was hooking up with the *other* Tom!! We also worked through some boy drama, asked questions about the Traitors reunion, found cutie Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 The Rush of the Crush
February 28, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBThe girlies attempt to pick their vibes up from hell and rejoin the living - they discuss the ways they nurtured their mental health, the derailing power of a crush, a potential (but ultimately not fruitful Happy Ending), the adult babies on their fav shows, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Out of Pocket
February 21, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBThe girlies are unwell! Spiraling! Is everyone anxious right now? There was a long weekend and a New Moon and Vanderpump Rules (thank goddess) and a visit from Mom and Pisces tarot and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Spiral Bowl Sunday
February 14, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBThe girlies try to have a peaceful Sunday, but no - Missy convinces herself of a morbid outcome, Monz tries to shelter in place against the emotional hurricane, the news is back, Valentine's Day is not really back, they have thoughts about The Grammys, and a bunch of other shit before we scrambled to go watch Rihanna.
Not Safe 4 Smooch+
February 07, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBThe girlies are all partied-out after Missy's birthday and Sofar show, but that doesn't stop them from saying giddy-up to another ep! They are gossiping about their dates (anon please), manifesting flower deliveries, not not learning about simulation theory, working to the bone, mucking up their side of the street, screaming about The Grande Dame, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Hot and it Shows
January 31, 2023 10:00 - 45 minutes - 31.3 MBThe girlies gather on Missy's birthday week to celebrate an angel on Earth, gab about boys in their lives, Monz is heading to a date (it was bad), Missy is preparing for her show, they are dumbfounded by a woman named Heather Gay, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Our Side of the Street
January 24, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBThe girlies are rippin' and roarin' with posi vibe checks, they're being hunted by men, went to friend Mello Anello's show on the Lower East Side, shows have been cancelled but new shows are coming, Missy's birthday is on the horizon, Missy has a dealbreaker (!), and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Emo Happy Hour
January 17, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBThe girlies are spillin' weekend dating successes, they're working through new year growing pains - patiently waiting for Mercury & Mars to go direct, Jen Shah has never been less Shah-mazing, Missy released a certified bop, they caught Capricorn season just in time, found silver linings after all, and a bunch of other shit. Go stream Chef's Kiss by Missy McIntosh!
Not Not Giving Body
January 10, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 52.4 MBThe girlies have arrived in 2023 with high vibes and a case of the giggles! They recap their holiday break, Monz had an adventure with a guy, Missy has a new song out Friday, Jen Shah is going to federal prison, movies were on while Bravo was off, there was a surprise Dealbreaker, and a bunch of other shit. Buy tickets to Missy's Sofar show on her birthday, Feb. 1st!
Not Not Professionally Naughty
December 20, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBThe girlies are giving you recap vibes with the last episode of the year! Hot Guys, Naughty or Nice, the year's dating data, what should we change about each other (nothing), the best moments of 2022, and a bunch of other shit. See you next year, bitches!
Not Not Kisses 4 Christmas
December 13, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBThe girlies are giving misconjobulated vibe checks, loft bed tales, pointless work anxiety, holiday spirit, weather as a hobby, and a bunch of other shit. Oh, and they're not not full of Silver Linings this week!
Not Safe 4 You've Got Mail (DMs)
December 06, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBThe girlies are talkin' backlash to last week's pod, seeing boys' rooms for the first time, the twists and turns of the RHOP, manifesting flowers, Missy shockingly still doesn't have dealbreakers, Sagittarius tarot + a side of Full Moon, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Everything Has Changed
November 29, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 66 MBThe girlies are back after tragedy struck their family, but they keep it movin' to celebrate Monz's Scorpio birthday and enjoy Thanksgiving break. Missy was eaten alive by boys at home in Minnesota, they giggled their hearts out in Park City, there's a clear winner of Love Is Blind (hint: her name starts with an R), the Silver Lining is that the kitty has never been happier, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Falling Back
November 08, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 54.3 MBThe girlies sit down at the witching hour to discuss their W.A.V. (wet ass vibes), a weekend filled with girlie QT singing Midnights, Missy going to the big wedding, Monz going to sleep, how crucial it is that we Spring Forward one last time, who will do the wellness check on Matt's ex-wife, big Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit! Election day!!! Did you vote?
Not Not As It Is
November 01, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBThe girlies have a meeting of the minds to send a PSA to men regarding their "intuition", get deep into spooky haunted K-Mart vibes, Monz is mush but Missy is creative, at the time of recording pusées were dry (things have changed), love is so clearly not blind, Scorpio tarot goes awry, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Shimmery
October 25, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBThe girlies had a wild Saturday and might still be scatterbrained, but nevertheless, they're doing amazing, sweetie. They are feeling Midnights, they're feeling fall vibes, they're feeling very in their bodies, they're feeling titillated by RHOP, and they're feeling a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Big Gigs
October 18, 2022 09:00 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBThe girlies are recovering from big weekends where Missy wore an outfit that was almost too hot while playing a big gig and Monz was a bridesmaid in a bestie's wedding. They're riding a high, giving a lil BravoCon tease, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Temperate Temps
October 11, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBThe girlies are coming to you from their hometowns giving all the gossip on what's been going down, talking to family members about politics, Missy's upcoming show, Monz is starting a new job next week, the Potomac ladies are back just in time, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Caught
October 04, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBThe girlies are shooting their shots, but one got ghosted and one got caught! In other news- they're both leaving town, Monz fainted, Missy is still causing a ruckus with customers, Salt Lake City is back, they hear from a beloved Nottie, the word is out about Covid p*enis, Dealbreakers (finally), and a bunch of other shit!
Not Safe 4 My Best Friend's Wedding
September 27, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MBThe girlies are back to their regularly scheduled programming with all vibes, no brakes! Missy killed it at her show and had a girlie time with her mom. Monz spent a perfect week in Montana and accepted a new job. The vibes are rising- they pulled Libra tarot, found Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit. Show Notes: Women's Committee NCRI Donate to help Iranian women
Not Safe 4 Missy Radio
September 20, 2022 09:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MBThe girlies are serving up a special music episode in honor of Missy's show last night! Missy talks about creating songs, their evolution, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Half Mast
September 13, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBThe girlies are all vibes, no brakes! Missy has a show coming up, Monz is finally testing negative, they give roster updates, talk messy celebs, pull Virgo tarot, find silver linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Bad News
September 06, 2022 09:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MBThe girlies are not okay! They had too much fun and now disaster has struck. Covid, Purple Hearts, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Kissing Lessons
August 30, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 52.9 MBThe girlies give major vibe checks where Missy is training her dates, you could drink every time they say "chat," they had run ins with the BuildingBros™ and RelatorScott™, on the record apologies were issued, they recap Season 1 of Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Cults w/ Brontë
August 23, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBThe girlies sit down with the one & only, Bronte. She is an actress, she is a soul sister, she is dating in New York City. We talk growing up Mormon, switching cults, deprogramming, grad school success, dating apps, erectile dysfunction, dealbreakers, silver linings, and a bunch of other shit. Guess what!! You can't find her on social media. Love it. Honor it.
Not Safe 4 Cults w/ Bronte
August 23, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 65.8 MBThe girlies sit down with the one & only, Bronte. She is an actress, she is a soul sister, she is dating in New York City. We talk growing up Mormon, switching cults, deprogramming, grad school success, dating apps, erectile dysfunction, dealbreakers, silver linings, and a bunch of other shit. Guess what!! You can't find her on social media. Love it. Honor it.
Not Not a Gentle French
August 16, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBThe girlies have a lot to say about dating boys this week, Monz might believe in love again, Missy has been nursing Uncle back to health, they're ready to ride for Michelle Branch, crush on Keke Palmer, talk Love Island and RHOA, silver linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 W.B.I.
August 09, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBThe girlies are coming at you with cold hard facts this week- together they're dealing with W.B.I., Missy had a date and got Monz a date (maybe), they revisited their old friends at the natural pool, the whole villa is crackin' on, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 That Booty Doe
August 02, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 74 MBThe girlies are vibing, forgetting, dating, giggling, watching, learning, growing, evolving, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not a Purification
July 26, 2022 09:00 - 2 hours - 88.6 MBThe girlies are devo about being apart this week while Missy barely survives the heatwave in NYC, Monz is moving tf on with her life, there's really no good news except Drew Barrymore's rain video, everything (even a dog leash) is really very chic in Beverly Hills, finding lots of silver linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Males
July 19, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBThe girlies are lively this week because Monz went to a bachelorette party, Missy is dating as a single mom, the guilty plea heard 'round the world, Esh sent a dispatch re: corn, one is Team Sutton and one is Team Diana, the most unhinged reality TV scene we've watched thus far, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not Freshwater Girlies
July 12, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBThe girlies remembered it was Monday this week and came at you with almost an hour-long vibe check. The vibes are high, the vibes are summer, and the vibes are The Real Housewives. Missy had a paid gig, Monz is doing shadow work with her daddy issues, they had the time of their lives at the lake, Cancer tarot, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 a Rainbow Frame
June 28, 2022 09:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBThe girlies are hungover as hell and have been stripped of human rights... the vibes are shaky. They manage to laugh about their recent antics, spill about the iconic Real Housewives of Atlanta seasons they're watching, and a bunch of other shit. Protest. Call your representatives so they know you want your state to fight for women's bodily autonomy. Donate. Help women access care. Share resources. Find a protest Resources Donate here or Donate here
Not Not Back to Basics
June 21, 2022 09:00 - 2 hours - 86.4 MBThe girlies are back back back with lots of vibes, stories, stuff to watch, Gemini tarot, and a bunch of other shit. SHOW NOTES: The Wendy Williams Show
Not Not Unidentified Aerial Phenomena
May 24, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBThe girlies talk fun friend vibes, the business of art, UAP, the return of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Crypto
May 17, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBThe girlies have themselves a little catch up on their respective vibes, discuss the need for 3+ beverages at a time, prepare for the all winner's season, send warning signals re: the crypto crash, Missy hears from a ghost, Monz cries about the Suns, designate new Dealbreakers, and a bunch of other shit. Crypto Crash
Not Not Howdy Girlies
May 10, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBThe girlies come back from Spring Break with a catchphrase, illnesses, and a cause! They are giving resources for women's rights, details about their trips, a bit of Pop Culture, sports, Mom updates, RHONK opinions, Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Scamming
April 26, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBThe girlies are back in their routines and feeling grateful- they've decided to pivot professionally to scamming, Missy has a work shakeup, Monz is going to Vermont, they saw Girlpool, got horrified by child brides on The Ultimatum, pulled April tarot, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not an Indigo Flower
April 19, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBThe girlies are on an upswing talking about how that man did not cheat on Rihanna, how we're toast by the 2030s, how powerful a dinner with girlfriends can be under a full moon, how Zack is keeping his hooks in Monz, how they don't know anything about taxes, how they're reconciling Teresa's outburst, and a bunch of other shit. Read for yourself about Climate Change
Not Safe 4 the Sea
April 12, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBThe girlies are mostly vibes today- implementing a full-body/soul reboot, dishing on Missy's bachelorette girlie weekend and what made her vom.com, taking on more Nic Cage movies, once again asking, "What in the world is happening with Noella?" and a bunch of other shit. Nicolas Cage AMA
Not Not a Landmark
April 05, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBThe girlies are currently simmering on medium-low heat while they get their affairs in order (including their mental health). They dish on the workers who beat Amazon, exciting Bravo news, Natalie responds, new movie obsessions, The Grammys, this week's Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit. Climate Change Reading Resources: Dr. Robert Rhode breaking down the heatwave in Antarctica Prof Sonia I. Seneviratne breaks down the latest IPCC report Brian Kahn on the IPCC report - politics &...
Not Safe 4 a Bitch Slap
March 29, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBThe girlies are giggly as they get into what's up, vibes, and the slap seen 'round the world! Missy and Monz both gave dating updates, dissect the brand new Below Deck Down Under (Spolier! The captain is hot!), pulled Aries tarot, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not the *Tri-State* Area w/ Kelsey Sorensen
March 22, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBThe girlies sit down with one of Missy's oldest friends- Kelsey Sorensen. They discuss working towards radical self-love, being a party girlie in high school, the power of a good therapist, Kelsey's journey to sobriety, TikTok, Dealbreakers, and a bunch of other shit! Follow Kelsey's sobriety journey on TikTok! Follow Kelsey on Instagram!
Not Safe 4 Capitalist Cucks
March 15, 2022 09:00 - 1 hour - 81.1 MBThe girlies reallyyy get into it this week- as Monz tries to stabilize her vibe, Missy gives us the update on being a single stepmother. Monz dishes about a perfect wedding she attended, they discuss the disappointment of Kanye West, gush about the Love Is Blind reunion, catch up on all their other shows, muster up Silver Linings, and a bunch of other shit!
Not Safe 4 Trauma Dumping w/ Carth Meyer
March 08, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MBThe girlies sit down with Uncle Carth aka Carth Meyer- maybe the coolest girl in Brooklyn. They discuss growing up Florida, coming to terms with trauma and parents, knowing what can't be taken away from you, LLCs (that's business talk), creative routines, Dealbreakers, and a bunch of other shit. Follow Carth on TikTok! Follow Carth on Instagram! Check out Carth's art Instagram here!
Not Safe 4 Hibernation
March 01, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBThe girlies are deep in winter hibernation, but starting to see the light (literally). They discuss the war against Ukraine, give creative updates, Monz is off the market, Big Sean made a *big* mistake, dissect everything they're watching, bravely find new Dealbreakers, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Not the Hundredth
February 22, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBThe 100th episode of the pod! Technically speaking, there are more, but that's barely important. The girlies bring you all the hits- dating stories, an existential crisis, a word from the moms, trash reality TV updates, a Hot Guy each, Dealbreakers, Pisces tarot, a Silver Lining, and a bunch of other shit.
Not Safe 4 Romy & Michele's High School Reunion
February 15, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MBThe girlies spend Valentine's Day watching the ultimate bestie flick- Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. Happy 25th anniversary to maybe the best movie ever made? You know the drill- 1, 2, 3, Play!