NOT REALLY
107 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 240 ratingsNOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss.
Designers, drag queens, performers, and pop stars will convene to prove that when it comes to life, love, and the pursuit of artistry, there's NOT REALLY a rulebook.
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6. "Not Really Hyped (w/ Leia Jospe)"
January 13, 2022 00:22 - 1 hour - 127 MBWe stare across the killing fields of our social media profiles past: Diaryland, Livejournal, Makeoutclub, Neopets, Friendster, MySpace, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Vine... to arrive at hell on earth: Tik Tok. Leia Jospe, curator of @favetiktoks420 joins us to discuss these frontiers as well as Netflix's new Hype House reality series, Hulu's The D'Amelio Show, and more. Today's theme: "Tick Tock" by Death In June
5. "Not Really The Master (w Anna Khachiyan)" *Teaser*
December 15, 2021 00:26 - 3 minutes - 4.32 MBAnna Khachiyan drops in to review Hillary Clinton's new MasterClass in being a loser. You can support Anna by going to patreon.com/redscare ! Today's theme: "Credit in the Straight World" by Hole
4. "Not Really Italian (Teaser)"
December 09, 2021 01:19 - 3 minutes - 5.31 MBIt's quality over quantity, people. And this episode is double-stuffed: we review House of Gucci, talk about how Best Actress is turning into Snatch Game, weigh in on the Jussie and Ghislaine trials, touch on the cishet male drag queen heard round the world, get back to our pop-punk roots, spin our wheels about fashion and appropriation, discuss the loss of Virgil Abloh, grapple with the epidemic of bad-faith criticism, and come to the conclusion that if you aren't controversial you probab...
3. "Not Really Neoprene (Teaser)"
October 10, 2021 22:44 - 7 minutes - 10.6 MBParentally supervised Beverly Hills sex parties, neoprene peplums on the Parisian runways, pseudoinflammatory standup specials on Netflix, the absence of a Twitter void, suicide glam, the wrong shoes, Balenciaga Simpsons, Bottega pussy, mondo Italiano, Sherry Pie's jailbreak and crime spree across Gotham City, gay tabloids, being misquoted in the press, Angelyne's personality disorder, reptilian diets, Ferrari trunk retail, Tammy Faye and Tony Soprano, and a bullet right through Livia's bouf...
2. "Not Really Implicated (Teaser)"
September 03, 2021 21:27 - 3 minutes - 4.73 MBAzealia Banks bringing the NYC floods, Channing Tatum's makeover, gay style, the summer in bad movies, Erika Jayne's breathtaking descent into hell, the most diabolical Housewives, the Lewinsky scandal, and just a regular old catchup with just us squirrelfriends. For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally Today's theme: "Leave Out (ft. LEECH and Ian Isiah)" by Anonymous Club
1. "But Actually Wigstock (Teaser)"
August 04, 2021 04:32 - 4 minutes - 6.09 MBWelcome to season 2, it's literally a riot. We discuss the new HBO rock doc Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage and get into all the absurd contradictions that make it a fascinating watch. We also get into bad faith criticism, woke revisionism, where we would have more likely been that same summer, which artists are NOT included, and everything else with special guest Heather Jewett. Subscribe to Heather's patreon, Bimbo Summit at https://www.patreon.com/heatherjewett/ Watch her IG ...
100. "Not Really The Season Finale"
July 22, 2021 01:17 - 1 hour - 135 MBThe long-awaited season finale of Not Really. For more, go to patreon.com/notreally
98. "But Actually Choir Boys ***TEASER***"
May 03, 2021 22:07 - 2 minutes - 3.85 MBOprah's disembodied netherworld, Elliot with one T, choir boys on cruise ships, gastric bypass surgery, Demi Lovato's struggles, prestige television, the Oscars, etc.! Check out Patrik on two other podcasts this week, Sexy Unique Podcast and Dial #Dan. Today's theme: "Rowdy Friends" by Choir Boy (Hank Williams Jr. cover) Subscribe at patreon.com/notreally for the full episode!
96. "Not Really Autoplay"
March 19, 2021 06:18 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBWe talk about America's America problem, Great Britain's Great Britain problem, and the whole fucking problem with the stupid fucking world. Plus: Paul breaks his silence on his replacement best friend Anna Delvey. Today's theme: "Someone's Calling" by Modern English Sign up at patreon.com/notreally for bonus episodes including our recent ep with Sky Ferreira!
95. "But Actually Baby One More Time (w/ Sky Ferreira) **TRAILER**"
March 05, 2021 23:54 - 4 minutes - 6.47 MBSky Ferreira is back to talk about growing up in proximity to the Jacksons, Star Search, MTV's Total Request Live, boy bands, contemporary pop lore, young Hollywood misadventures, presents from Taylor Swift, writing songs for undisclosed pop divas, the Swedish sound factory, and all things Britney Spears. Plus: Lindsay Lohan dressed as Elizabeth Taylor wielding a gun at the Chateau Marmont. Today's theme: "Anticipating" by Britney Spears FOR THE FULL EPISODE, SUBSCRIBE to our P...
94. "Not Really Had To Be There"
March 03, 2021 21:23 - 1 hour - 95.6 MBAIDS conspiracies, PrEP+ drama, WeHo bodies, hairlessness, Bobby Trendy, Anna Nicole Smith, prison sex, MTV's The Real World, locker room memories of sex symbol Eric Nies, committing gym fraud, fake i.d.s, Crunch Fitness, Brooklyn Raves, fashion parties, sexual assault, Cuomosexuals, hetero subcultures, ABC's The Bachelor, Brentwood hellos, film reviews, gay nightmares, fashion drama, the works! Today's theme: "Gray Wave City" by Geneva Jacuzzi Subscribe for bonus episodes at patreon.co...
93. "Not Really Music"
February 16, 2021 19:46 - 1 hour - 97.3 MBWe're back and explain where we've been. We get into Mercury retrograde, mourning the loss of Sophie, Valentine's Day, Anna Delvey's prison release, Sherry Pie's Tamron Hall appearance, season 13 of Drag Race and then Paul reviews Sia's directorial debut, Music. Had to pause there. Then we talk about Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar, the New York Times's Britney Spears documentary, defending Diane Sawyer and David Letterman, "The Wendy Wiliams Event," and Real Housewives of Salt Lake Ci...
91. & 92. "But Actually Anything" *TEASER*
January 25, 2021 19:42 - 2 minutes - 2.9 MBSubscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/notreally Seriously! Let Liza Minnelli explain.
90. "Not Really C***suckers"
January 18, 2021 00:57 - 1 hour - 125 MBWe talk about all our favorite topics: Profanity Censorship Hypocrisy Bullying Ariel Pink The Trumps Kellyanne Conway Twitter Cable News Crying Witchhunts Drag Queens S&M Hollywood Stars Gay Rumors Serial Killers And so much more, including our overview of the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Warning: episode contains reads. NO tagging or narc-ing please! Today's Theme: "Phantasthma" by Ariel Pink Coming this week: ASK US ANYTHING Patreon special. Sign u...
89. "Not Really Great Again"
January 08, 2021 08:33 - 1 hour - 141 MB!!! RATED NC-17 !!! 2021 has been several years in only a matter of hours. We talk about the insurrection at Capitol Hill, bipartisan horseshoe theory, rejecting authority, and online hysteria. Patrik defends Ariel Pink from the angry mob and we talk about being punk, whether forgiveness is still a virtue, if the election was actually rigged, and parse the way the right and left are swapping fundamental principles without anybody really noticing. Then we get into the Kanye and Jeffree rumo...
88. "Not Really Art Deco"
December 23, 2020 09:16 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBHomosexual president Donald Trump issues an executive order on what constitutes fabulous architecture and to no one's surprise, we agree with him. We also talk about Martin Shkreli's sad girlfriend, Sydney Leathers's response, Tom Cruise's COVID meltdown, Erika Jayne's financial crimes, Tom Girardi's mistress, and Logo's dead series The A-List. Today's Theme: "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Black Marble
86. "But Actually Yes Really" *TEASER*
December 12, 2020 23:05 - 4 minutes - 6.6 MBWe get into the HBO Max of it all—Warner Bros. screwing over their creative talent, Jenna Lyons's cautionary tale of a reality series, Veneno (we haven't watched, but we plan to, join us), the Heaven's Gate docuseries—and then move on to explain Barrett Pall, Patrik reviews The Midnight Sky, Paul journeys through time and space, we argue about Dune, Paul BLASTS Madonna, and then he explains what happened to the Not Really T-shirts! We also reveal right at the top "who invented the 1970s"... ...
85. "Not Really Codependent" (with Kalena Yiaueki)
December 01, 2020 03:19 - 1 hour - 92.8 MBIt's our deep pandemic advice episode with your favorite guest, Kalena Yiaueki! Thank you to everyone who called in or sent questions. We get into dating addicts, codependency, open relationships, un-cuffing in quarantine, our own private lives, and so much more. Today's Theme: "Love in a Vacuum" by 'Til Tuesday
84. "But Actually Superspreading" *TEASER*
November 29, 2020 22:57 - 6 minutes - 8.27 MBWe are the nightmare you've been reading about. Paul surprised Patrik on Thanksgiving in L.A. by waltzing through the door and we have not stopped partying since. On this ep we get into the shitty Hulu Lesbian Christmas RomCom, Sia's movie trailer, when representation becomes exploitative, this week's cancel attempts, Khloe Kardashian's facial controversy, Pharrell's skincare line, and the new L.A. shutdown. Tomorrow we have Kalena back on the pod for your cuffing season in quarantine que...
82. "Not Really President"
November 10, 2020 03:30 - 56 minutes - 77.8 MBWe recap the 2020 Presidential Election, reflect on Trump's highs (hair) and lows (makeup), and talk about Kamala's split personality and the republican efforts to expose election fraud. Welcome to the least important election of our lifetimes! Today's theme: "April Ha Ha" by Nothing For more episodes subscribe at patreon.com/notreally
80. "But Actually Sex Perverts" *TEASER*
October 28, 2020 03:53 - 4 minutes - 5.96 MBIt's a week before the 2020 election and we're getting into everything filthy, degrading, indecent, and depraved: namely, Netflix's Emily in Paris. But first, we talk Hunter Biden's stolen smut files, Patrik's adventures in 4chan, Jeffrey Toobin's Zoom exposure, Robert Zemeckis's The Witches, Kanye's Joe Rogan interview, Kardashians with COVID-19, and Paul introduces us to his new cat, and then the cat dies live on air. Not joking. Today's theme: "Angst In My Pants" by Sparks. For the ...
79. "Not Really Into Hunter"
October 20, 2020 02:29 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBWe talk about Hunter Biden's recovered hard drive and the tech oligopoly's suppression of the story, and why nothing either side can come up with matters at this point in the election. We also get into Scott Peterson's trial by media, Luca Guadagnino's HBO series, why the Vow is a bigger cult than NXIVM, HRH Collection's war on homelessness, SNL's terrible season, Miley Cyrus's post-grunge covers of classic alternative songs, Tiffany Trump, and more. Today's theme: "Starfall" by SALEM...
78. "Not Really Immune"
October 07, 2020 01:59 - 1 hour - 95.4 MBWe talk about Trump's diagnosis, his dangerous curves, his presidential hospital suite, his home movies, and his erosion of news standards and the effect it's had on national nightmares like Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow. Then we get into Oprah's Mariah Carey interview, Mariah Carey's new memoir, the McDonald's celebrity collaborations, and tease a conversation about Stephanie Winston Wolkoff's supposed tell-all Melania and Me. Today's theme: "Rude Boy (Blondes Remix feat. Mariah Care...
77. "Not Really Notorious"
September 30, 2020 04:41 - 1 hour - 85 MBWe talk MSNBC dementia, why presidential debates don't matter, the instantaneous liberal revisionism of Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Ann Coulter's timeless racism and comedic timing, redefining what "middle class" means, and then we gossip about Wendy, Andy, Nene, Karen, Paris, Kathy, Nicky, Diamond, Silk, and Akeem. Make an appointment to see Akeem Smith's blockbuster exhibition No Gyal Can Test at Red Bull Arts in NYC now: https://redbullarts.com/newyork/news/akeem-smith-no-gyal-can-test/ ...
76. "Not Really Keeping Up"
September 19, 2020 21:52 - 1 hour - 115 MBDid you hear? Ruth died. We briefly talk RBG, then get into getting baited by zoomers, the Mission Chinese scandal, the Paris Hilton documentary, the joys of apathy, the end of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, award shows, and which American fashion brands have managed to suspiciously survive the apparel implosion in America. Today's theme: if you don't already know... Subscribe to more episodes of Not Really on http://www.patreon.com/notreally!
75. "Not Really Sex Work"
September 06, 2020 00:03 - 1 hour - 106 MBCongratulations! In this episode we announce that Quarantine is over, New York doesn't need to be saved, the Post Office should be abolished, Bella Thorne did nothing wrong, and OnlyFans creators aren't sex workers. Then we talk about Jeffree Star's transactional new romance, terrifying Tik Tok teens, Nancy Pelosi's blowout, how fast we want to go back to the movies, why Jessica Krug doesn't matter, minding your business, and why groups of gay men should be allowed to go to the beach and hav...
74. "Dramarama (w/ Sky Ferreira)" *TEASER*
August 27, 2020 18:55 - 5 minutes - 4.81 MBIn our first Dramarama Special, we turn to singer/actress/icon Sky Ferreira to guide our listeners through the ups and downs of Quarantine. Thank you to everyone who called in! Today's Theme: "Voices Carry ('Til Tuesday Cover)" by Sky Ferreira For the full episode go to http://www.patreon.com/notreally and subscribe!
73. "Not Really Electing"
August 15, 2020 03:22 - 1 hour - 107 MBWe talk about the plight of working and the indignity of labor and then get into Azealia Banks's brush with death, Kamala Harris's VEEP announcement, the inevitability of the Biden/Harris ticket, why they'll win, social media election-splaining, Karen permanence, cardboard cutouts at live events, Kanye's 2020 merch, Virgil's Walter Van Beirendonck controversy, satire versus theft, Christine Quinn from Selling Sunset, and why democracy never existed and voting only matters in a handful of s...
72. "But Actually Fragile" *TEASER*
August 04, 2020 00:23 - 4 minutes - 5.69 MBWe talk about Patrik's deranged Twitter fan, lazy Red Scare haters, the Hunger Games of media Twitter, why everyone hates Patrik, posting under the influence, policing likes, gaslighting defense as offense, white girl fragility, and why academia and corporate media will never save you. Then we dive into our reviews of Taylor Swift's folklore, Beyoncé's Black Is King, Oprah's delayed TV comeback, and Canada's Drag Race. Don't ask us who we're talking about, you can figure it out! Today'...
72. "But Actually Mary Kay Letourneau" w/ Alissa Bennett *UNLOCKED!*
July 30, 2020 22:54 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBIt's been a busy week for us but we do not want to leave you guys hanging so here is a very popular Patreon episode of recent vintage featuring one of our favorite regulars, Alissa Bennett, recorded on the occasion of Mary Kay Letourneau's untimely demise. Originally published July 8. For more episodes like this, subscribe to our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/notreally ! Enjoy! Breaking News: Mary Kay Letourneau is DEAD. She DIED. Alissa Bennett joins us for an emergency edition of N...
71. "But Actually #MeMeMe" *TEASER*
July 22, 2020 21:16 - 7 minutes - 9.87 MBKanye West's presidential rally and social media diaries, Trump's message for Ghislaine, Teyana Taylor's ballroom appropriation, the sexual reckoning at Burger Records, and Portland's Naked Athena. This episode's theme: "Not A Problem" by the Black Lips For the full episode go to http://www.patreon.com/notreally!
70. "Not Really Victims"
July 16, 2020 20:47 - 1 hour - 106 MBWe talk the bluecheck hack, Paul getting unsuspended, looming takedowns, cancel predictions, Gay Twitter, the so-called myth of cancel culture, trickle-down oppression, the competitive capitalism of public shaming, the Harper's Letter, why we podcast, the victim/villain binary, why gay men don't get offended, #JewishPrivilege, privilege as insult, the reclosing of L.A., the myth of dog whistles, the self-annihilation of the left, the Mission Chinese drama, settlement chasers, jealousy, the d...
68. "Not Really Social Distancing"
July 07, 2020 21:31 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBPaul's review of Hamilton is in and IT STINKS! We discuss the death of content, electoral politics as entertainment, Kanye's presidential announcement, Kylie Jenner's "web of lies", kundles on the pier, quarantines at the Beverly Hills Hotel, and caviar dreams! Also: Kimberly Guilfoyle's contagious exploits, rage against the Fire Island Pines, Hell's Kitchen al fresco, mutual shaming du jour, Unsolved Mysteries, Ghislaine Maxwell's New Hampshire lair (and connection to streetwear), J.K. R...
67. "Not Really Silenced But Actually Voiceless (w/ Mary Ann Heagerty)" *TEASER* Full Episode on Patreon.com/NotReally
July 06, 2020 17:44 - 3 minutes - 5.41 MBWe're joined by our friend, producer/actress/creative guru Mary Ann Heagerty to discuss a world she tunes into on the reg: beauty influencers on YouTube and their assorted dramaramas. We get into Tati Westbrook's latest bombshell allegations against Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star, the glistening enclave of Calabasas McMansions where they hock their product lines, and why YouTubers have replaced the soap stars of yore. For the full episode, go to http://www.patreon.com/notreally and sign up...
66. "Not Really Cancelled"
June 30, 2020 03:30 - 1 hour - 105 MBWe talk Patrik's gorgeousness problem, the alleged fireworks psyop, big streaming's iron fist, Reddit banning podcast subs, the cancel wave, 30 Rock's self-own, Shane Dawson's Million Apologies Tour, Lena Dunham's hater magnetism, nepotism paranoia, Hollywood dynasties, the New Gay Pride, the mutual humiliation of white guilt, how media can actually be progressive, the death of magazines, and why burning something down only works if you create a new paradigm in its place rather than reinstit...
65. "Not Really Punk (w/ Brontez Purnell)" *TEASER* Full Episode on Patreon.com/NotReally
June 19, 2020 02:29 - 6 minutes - 8.78 MBDid you miss us? We're back, with very special guest Brontez Purnell! Brontez is here to promote his third novel, 100 Boyfriends, coming soon from Farrar, Straus and Giroux. We also talk about the Vanderpump Rules firings, gay pride mixing with black lives matter protests, body dysmorphia amid the revolution, looting Target, the Iraq War, very special statements from white brands, Rihanna's inadvertent reparations anthem, Paul and Patrik getting cancelled, Paul and Patrik being uncancellable...
64. "Really Fed Up"
June 02, 2020 02:50 - 1 hour - 106 MBEverything to the side: we live in a racist country and we've had enough. Let's discuss systemic racism. With a very special message from New York City's True Finest, the One and Only Big Shugga, America's Auntie, Ian Isiah.
63. "Not Really The Ramble"
May 28, 2020 14:32 - 1 hour - 97.8 MBWe discuss the swift rise and fall of Netflix's queer branding strategist, young millennial queer culture's personal branding obsession, assimilation into corporate culture as a reverse resistance optic, media millennials washing their personal interactions with buzzterms and marketspeak. We also get into the modern syndrome of judging past behaviors through today's moral majority standards. Plus: The Jeffrey Epstein docuseries, Bill Clinton's affair with Ghislaine Maxwell, Racist Amy in ...
62. "But Actually Quarantined Part 3 (w/ Alissa Bennett)" *PATREON UNLOCKED*
May 27, 2020 22:26 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBThis episode was recorded all the way back in March, has quarantine really lasted this long? Head over to http://www.patreon.com/notreally for dozens more episodes like this one. Alissa Bennett is back and here to discuss her latest beautiful but grim discovery, the life, legacy, and death of the gay porn icon Erik Rhodes. It just so happens that Patrik and Paul both knew Erik Rhodes...we discuss his career trajectory, proximity to the fashion biz, dark depraved soul, drug addictions, o...
61. "Not Really Journalism"
May 20, 2020 20:04 - 1 hour - 106 MBWe talk Ben Smith's Ronan Farrow takedown, high achiever syndrome, resistance journalism, audiobook melodrama, and why Farrow's investigative nonfiction comes across as a glorified Hollywood audition. We also get into Alison Roman's suspension from the New York Times, James Charles's "Instant Influencers," Jackie Cox, and the emergence of the politically correct drag queen. We discuss VH1's censure of Sherry Pie and imagine what the season would have been like had she been showcased objectiv...
60. "Not Really Orthodox"
April 30, 2020 03:07 - 1 hour - 105 MBBig COVID energy. What don't we talk about? Paul started watching Vanderpump Rules for the first time and solved the mystery of the 7-11 Corona Bandit, and then we go into how the Coronavirus is teaching people how to live in a society, why quarantining is really designed to curb the worst among us, the cancelled New York Democratic Primary, DeBlasio's "Jewish" gaffe, unpacking the syntax, his intent, the Internet's outrage, and what it reflects. Also: Cuomosexuals, the cudgel of victimiz...
59. "Not Really Voting"
April 14, 2020 16:54 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBPaul's drunk. Patrik's hot and bothered over due process. Neither of us are voting for Joe Biden, and it has nothing to do with sexual assault allegations. We also talk about the lost art of "getting away with it," and our favorite YouTubers: Paul is obsessed with Kalvin Garrah's war against GoFundMe surgeries, Patrik loves HRH Collection but finds her to be a "nondesigner," or a "fashion charlatan," if you will. We venture into Drag Race's Madonna Rusical and address our beloved listeners a...
58. "But Actually Quarantined (Part 8 w/ Hari Nef)" *TEASER* Full Episode on Patreon.com/NotReally
March 28, 2020 17:04 - 7 minutes - 6.67 MBWe are doing DAILY PATREON EPISODES the ENTIRE DURATION OF THE QUARANTINE! Go to http://www.patreon.com/notreally for the FULL episodes! Welcome to the dollhouse! Hari Nef joins us to discuss this week's episode of Drag Race, season 12, the early seasons, bio queens, fishy femmes, who's got it and who's got nothing. We talk oedipal mom-worship in the drag arts, the trans/drag connection, Jan's obsession with going mainstream, Widow Von Du's watermelon realness, and wonder if we should jus...
An update from PAUL!
March 24, 2020 23:14 - 1 minute - 2.27 MBWe are now DAILY!!! We are doing nightly shows over on patreon.com/notreally during the quarantine!!!! EVERY...SINGLE...NIGHT... Tonight we have guest Amber A'Lee Frost from Chapo and two nights ago we had Alissa Bennett on to do a deep dive into the life and death of pornstar Erik Rhodes. Who will the NEXT GUEST? tune in to find out! Also t-shirts are now available at not-really-store.myshopify.com Follow us on insta at @notreallypod for daily updates and I hope all of our listeners...
57. "But Actually Quarantined" *TEASER* Full Episode on Patreon.com/NotReally
March 21, 2020 02:06 - 6 minutes - 8.3 MBWe are recording Patreon-only nightcalls the whole duration of the Quarantine! Check out our first on on http://www.patreon.com/notreally ! We go into all the gossip and drama surrounding the pandemic and our new, shut-in lives, including recommendations, music, movies, trend forecasts and more. Check out all our newest merch to order now at our shopify! https://not-really-store.myshopify.com/collections/all If you want to leave a message for tomorrow's show, call 347-709-2704 ...
56. "Not Really Lonely"
March 20, 2020 07:03 - 1 hour - 110 MBThis is the first episode in our nightly quarantine series, which will be available for the duration of the pandemic on Patreon! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/notreally for a day-by-day breakdown of what has to be the most melodramatic extinction-level mass behavioral shift since Paul was kicked off Twitter and forced to shitpost as @gaycrossfit. We discuss our quars, individual symptoms, attention-starved celebrities, becoming gamers, "the death of cinema", Alex HRH Collection, the...
55. "Not Really Quarantined"
March 12, 2020 20:18 - 1 hour - 106 MBLive from New York City's COVID-19 quarantine, it's your worst nightmare! We try a new recording method and—surprise!—it doesn't work out in our favor. (Apologies for the audio on this episode...if you complain about it, you're getting blocked!!!) This episode we discuss the Weinstein sentencing, Sherry Pie's sadistic catfishing, what happens when game shows unwittingly become true crime documentaries, the doxxing of Ru, cancel queens, Bernie's decision to stay in the 2020 democratic primary...
54. "Not Really Biden"
March 05, 2020 03:13 - 1 hour - 109 MBIt's not-so-super Wednesday and Patrik is on fire! We address our previous comments on fibromyalgia, the attention economy and what celebrities will stoop to for relevance, Gaga's new single, the "time to be hated," and Hillary Clinton's pathological narcissism. We also devote the majority of the episode to SUPER TUESDAY, Biden's perceived comeback, underdogs and frontrunners, the pageantry of the democratic primary, narratives and who spins them (and who buys them), Biden's backroom deals w...
53. But Actually Glam *TEASER* Full Episode on Patreon.com/NotReally
February 28, 2020 19:40 - 5 minutes - 9.94 MBBy extremely popular demand, beauty consultant to the stars Alexis Page is back on the podcast to take all (or most) of our listener questions about all things glam: products, skincare, chemicals, French pharmaceuticals, hype brands, moisturizers, lip, teeth, eyes, hair, chins, backs, wrinkles, neck lines, fillers, contouring, dark circles, you name it! Got a problem? Get in line! You may want a pen and paper to take notes on all the products that get mentioned in this extravaganza of drugst...
52. "Not Really Legit"
February 26, 2020 20:56 - 1 hour - 129 MBWe're back on our bullshit, throwing ourselves into a rapidfire roulette discussion of the week's pressing controversies, microscandals, and misunderstandings: the moral majority attacks on South Park and Salò, Jameela's Munchausen, Wendy's anti-gay remarks, Richard Dawkins's eugenics proposal, Donald Trump's review of the Oscars, Rosario Dawson's queer baiting, Scott Bixby's Daily Beast story, the deplatforming of Ben Mora, New York's missing winter, Judge Judy's Bloomberg hysteria, the dea...