Not My Proudest Moment
24 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsWe tell true stories of our not so proud moments throughout life along with occasional guests and our favorite segment Whining and Dining.
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Episodes
NMPM Ep 22 - The Haunting of Matthew's Prius
March 12, 2020 07:00 - 54 minutes - 74.3 MBAre you still listening to this crap? Why? Dacoda learns a lesson on how correct spelling makes all the difference, Matthew tells his Uber driver horror stories right before totally whiffing it on Whining and Dinning. In world news a kid loses his job for taking a bath. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast
NMPM Ep 21 - Miracle Mouth
March 03, 2020 20:11 - 58 minutes - 79.9 MBThe guys get together to tell stories from middle school while Miracle suffers a medical mystery. Matthew takes a stand for chivalry while Dacoda's youth leadership club has an unpleasant run in with the Rosa Parks of musical chairs. A Toronto Blue Jay is seen curing his blue balls and we call baseball expert Jon Hanford to get his take on the scandal. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast
NMPM Ep 20 Behind the Laughter
February 20, 2020 06:32 - 59 minutes - 45.7 MBIn this episode the guys tell the true stories that ended up becoming some of their favorite stand up bits. Dacoda crashes a Diana Shore Golf Tournament after party. Cops can catch crooks but not a break when it comes to cups of coffee. Whining and Dining: Donut Holes from Jack in the Box and Del Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast
NMPM Ep 19 - It Doesn't Matter When You Die (Jacob Cantu)
February 13, 2020 19:05 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBOur dudes go over the history of the modern desert comedy scene with the man who started it, Jacob Cantu. Jacob tells the very tragic story of the first time he crushed pussy. Matthew spills some ice cream as a fat kid and Dacoda rubs elbows with a legend of the music industry (impersonator). Jacob is immeasurably disappointed that for whining and dining they take the Name Brand vs Off Brand Soda Smack-down, where Matthew fails to identify his all time favorite beverage. Write in your embar...
NMPM Ep 18 – Hanky Pranky (Hank Azaria)
February 06, 2020 07:25 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBIn this episode the guys go way off format and basically tell a bunch of different stories about scaring each other as well as other pranks they’ve pulled in the past. Dacoda body shames a wannabe life coach and voice acting legend Hank Azaria comes on to break his silence on how the whole “Problem with Apu” thing was utter bullshit. Whining and Dining: 5 Guys Burgers and Fries – Bacon Cheeseburger w/ ALL menu toppings plus we put some fries on that “Bad Boy” Write in your embarrassing sto...
NMPM Ep 16 - Whitest Black Guy (Brandon Taylor)
January 30, 2020 19:06 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBBrandon Taylor stops by to shoot the shit about soccer. He recalls an incident from his youth involving an unsanitary cocktail. Meanwhile... back on the ranch, Dacoda pulls up his improve chaps. Matthew returns to good form in whining and dinning and Carnival Cruse-lines has clowns at the wheel. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcas
NMPM Ep 17 - Whitest Black Guy (Brandon Taylor)
January 30, 2020 19:06 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBBrandon Taylor stops by to shoot the shit about soccer. He recalls an incident from his youth involving an unsanitary cocktail. Meanwhile... back on the ranch, Dacoda pulls up his improve chaps. Matthew returns to good form in whining and dinning and Carnival Cruse-lines has clowns at the wheel. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast
NMPM Ep 16 - Be a Sub Below (Rafael Padilla)
January 23, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.7 MBFor the first time ever we have an athlete as our guest (sort of). Rafael Padilla is a pro golfer, DJ and comedian who you won't be surprised to learn ISN'T Korean. He comes on to talk about his multitude of interests, his previous personal mistaken identity and the time he played golf at night in his underwear. Matthew and Rafael will need to navigate through Dacodas Sub Sandwich Smorgasbord Sampler for Whining and Dining. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and foll...
NMPM Ep 15 - Fish Dicks
January 16, 2020 17:16 - 1 hour - 100 MBWe ring in the new year with some OJ updates. Dacoda gives a lesson in sign language on a audio only medium. Ricky Gervais makes Matt's mom cry. For Whining and Dining, Dacoda takes a taco test and then San Francisco shores are invaded by phallic fish. Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast
NMPM Ep 14 - Momma Drama (Michelle Miracle and Lucy Maloney)
November 18, 2019 01:24 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBIn this very special episode of Not My Proudest Moment they boys are joined by their loving mothers who tell embarrassing stories about the guys growing up. Michelle demands an explanation for Dacoda telling the internet about her cocaine habit. (which never existed) Lucy receives a call from the Kill Tony podcast. Matthew can not be taken to the store at any age and Michelle reveals more then she meant to in a family vacation story down in mexico. Whining and Dining: Dacoda's Burger Gauntl...
NMPM Ep 13 - Buffalo Wild Accusations
November 10, 2019 17:48 - 1 hour - 149 MBThis is our most scandal ridden episode yet! Dacoda gets unlucky before a first date even starts. Matthew gets called out for giving a hard working waitress math problems instead of simple food orders, a curve ball gets thrown during Whining and Dining and someone on the show is caught in a BIG FAT LIE, right in the middle of recording! A train station feels dishonored over trains leaving early and a lady plays kickball with an officers nut-sack. Whining and Dining: Del Taco's Double Del Ch...
NMPM Ep 12 – School of Fools (Izzy Ortiz)
October 31, 2019 20:02 - 1 hour - 192 MBIzzy returns to reminisce with the boys about their days of lower learning. Dacoda makes a bad first impression during the Pledge of Allegiance, Izzy can’t get enough jungle juice and Matthew takes the fall for a crime, just so he can get a ride home. Bill Belichick shows of his deflated balls and a man sets record for slowest predator caught. Whining and Dining: Carl's Jr. Beyond BBQ Cheeseburger Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodca...
NMPM Ep 11 – Pants the Ripper
October 24, 2019 19:24 - 48 minutes - 112 MBYou’ll spilt your seams listening to this episode. Matthew talks about his time at boy scout camp while Dacoda settles the score at Comedy Sportz. A family brawl breaks out in the middle of the magic kingdom. Whining and Dining: KFC's Cheets Chicken Sandwich Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcas
NMPM Ep 10 - The Hots For Ross (Alice Hamilton and Sarah Lawrence)
October 17, 2019 07:11 - 38 minutes - 88.2 MBFinally we have some women on this show. Sarah Lawrence and Alice Hamilton stop by to share there not so proud moments. A young Alice gets falsely accused of peeking at peters, while Sarah breaks a cardinal rule of LA dating: Don't diss a mans car. Little Matthew is ahead of his time with his all-gender bathroom policy and Dacoda is delightful as always. Whining and Dining: Pizza Hut's Stuffed Cheez-It Pizza Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter...
NMPM Ep 9 - How to Shit in the Woods (Michael Morocco and Owsencio)
October 11, 2019 23:10 - 1 hour - 165 MBThe guys invite Micheal Morocco and our new sound engineer Owsencio on the show to share some stories of the great outdoors. Owsencio receives bad service from his hospital, Micheal accidentally sells his spank file, Matthew totally crushes it at Whining and Dining (which is a competition now for some reason) and Dacoda ends up calling his mommy. Whining and Dining: KFC's Chicken Littles and Hot Wings Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmp...
NMPM Ep 9 - How to Shit in the Woods (Michael Morocco and Ausencio)
October 11, 2019 23:10 - 1 hour - 165 MBThe guys invite Micheal Morocco and our new sound engineer Owsencio on the show to share some stories of the great outdoors. Owsencio receives bad service from his hospital, Micheal accidentally sells his spank file, Matthew totally crushes it at Whining and Dining (which is a competition now for some reason) and Dacoda ends up calling his mommy. Whining and Dining: KFC's Chicken Littles and Hot Wings Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmp...
NMPM Ep 8 – Country of Origin (Armando Torres)
October 03, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBThe incredibly funny Armando Torres joins the guys for another batch of embarrassing stories. Dacoda spends his Halloween chasing sick mavericks and Armando has a breakdown on his way to therapy. A Trump supporting vandal is tricked by a wall that turns out to be fake news while an Instagram artist gets revenge on corporate giant. Whining and Dining: McDonald's Worldwide Favorites Menu Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instag...
NMPM Ep 7 - The Handmaid's Fail
September 26, 2019 07:00 - 59 minutes - 137 MBWARNING: Do NOT attempt to do any of the shenanigans you are about to hear in this program. These where preformed by idiots who should not have done them themselves. In this episode Matthew goes to the extreme so he can be a jackass boy, Dacoda gets pulled over by the fuzz for harassing the elderly. A woman reports a suicide being committed by an inanimate object, plus a museum has a sudden suspicious ban on watermelon. Whining and Dining: Wienerschnitzel's Thousand Island Chili Cheese Fri...
NMPM Ep 6 - Flamin' Hot Lava Vomit (Cody Heredia and Izzy Ortiz)
September 19, 2019 07:00 - 56 minutes - 129 MBIf your name happens to be Dacoda's Mom, then you may want to consider sitting this one out. This is the dirtiest episode yet. Best friends Cody and Izzy come on to regale us with tales of how far a man will go in order to bust a nut. Izzy recounts breaking down a door just to take a shit while Cody talks about his former life as an American Ninja Masturbator. Plus, A man gets in hot water for kidnapping children even after he tells authorities he was just goofing around. Whining and Dini...
NMPM Ep 5 - 3rd Party Policy
September 12, 2019 10:03 - 1 hour - 142 MBIn this installment a cute girl is obligated to peep at Dacoda's junk and Matthew takes the secret out of secret Santa. Batman responds to a domestic abuse call only to be politely thwarted by Canadian police while a news person makes a monkey of their co-anchor. Whining and Dining: Arby's King's Hawaiian Sliders Write in your embarrassing story to [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @nmpmpodcast or Instagram at nmpm_podcast
NMPM Ep 4 - I Shit You Not (Brian Opper)
September 05, 2019 07:05 - 1 hour - 160 MBToday the boys make their first friend when Brian Opper joins in on the fun. Dacoda talks about break-ups, deceit and the importance of washing your hands. Plus, Matthew seeks to become a part of our nations justice system. An Instagram model takes up vandalism to get attention while a smoothie franchise serves up a blend of stone cold racism. Whining and Dining: S'mores Oreos
NMPM Ep 3 - Love Conquers Some
August 29, 2019 08:27 - 58 minutes - 133 MBValentines day came early this year ladies. The guys talk some awkward dating moments like getting caught by parents during moments of passionate exploration. In world stories, a fight breaks out at a buffet after two customers get a little crabby and a McDonald's patron reaches his last straw. Plus, Matthew gives Dacoda a plan for some sweet revenge. Whining and Dining: Kentucky Fried Chicken's Cinnabon Biscuits Audio sucks in this one. Sorry about that. These fools are new to this whole ...
NMPM Ep2 - Talent Show Dive
August 28, 2019 23:10 - 50 minutes - 117 MBToday the guys reflect on school talent show experiences including when Dacoda came face to face with his first comedy critic. Matthew accuses Dacoda of crossing the line in his world story and two racist belligerent drunks get kicked off a flight. Whining and Dining: Carl's Jr. Froot Loops Mini Donuts
NMPM Ep 1 - Shameful Beginnings
August 28, 2019 20:42 - 1 hour - 141 MBDacoda Miracle and Matthew Maloney start their podcast of embarrassing moments and shameful escapades. Today they talk shitting on the highway, making scenes at open mics, banging your daughters boyfriends and questioning the sexuality of the Disco Bunny before challenging him to combat. Whining and Dining: Burger Kings Bacon Cheesy Tots