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Not Just a Matter of Life and Death - The Liverpool Podcast

100 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 21 ratings

"Football is not just a matter of life and death: it's much more important than that" - Bill Shankly.

Lifelong Liverpool supporters looks at Liverpool Football Club; the team, the players, the manager, the trophies, the five European victories, the shame of Michael Owen and shares the experience of following one of the World's most famous and successful football clubs.

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Episodes

Lobbed Seaman From 35 Yards

June 29, 2018 15:58 - 37 minutes - 24.5 MB

With the Germans having been sent packing (though never necessarily written off) Barry Castognola is joined by Carl Donnelly, Jo Caulfield and Mark Steel. Even before it was recorded everyone was saying that this episode was bound to be a winner, much like the England match against Belgium was bound to be loser! Castagnola said in a pre-podcast conference that "Never Write of the Germans always strives to win, and if we do this time it's just a coincidence". Don't miss an episode of this to...

Never Write Off The Canadians

June 25, 2018 21:44 - 37 minutes - 25.4 MB

On this weeks show Barry Castagnola is joined by Glenn Wool, Daniel Sloss and Kyle Humphries to be tested on their World Cup trivia, discuss the upcoming games and reflect on the results of the group stages so far. Don't miss an episode of this tournament's series and hitting the SUBSCRIBE button will be the best way of hearing the jokes your mates will be repeating before they get a chance to do so! Never Write Off the Germans is backed for the season by Ladbrokes. Get our famous special...

Never Write Off The Kung Fu Dentist

June 23, 2018 12:18 - 39 minutes - 22.5 MB

On this week's show Barry Castagnola is joined by Andy Smart, David Alfie Ward and Geoff Norcott to be tested on their World Cup trivia, discuss the upcoming games and reflect on the results of the group stages so far. Don't miss an episode of this tournament's series and hitting the SUBSCRIBE button will be the best way of hearing the jokes your mates will be repeating before they get a chance to do so! Never Write Off the Germans is backed for the season by Ladbrokes. Get our famous Wor...

It's All A Fix

June 23, 2018 12:12 - 34 minutes - 20 MB

On this week's World Cup Whistleblowers, we bring this special episode LIVE from the Albany on London's Great Portland Street. Theo Delaney discusses the great England victory against Tunisia and the other results from the group stages so far alongside Andy Dawson, Matthew Barnett and Sam Delaney. Check out Goal Click at Goal-click.com! The Whistleblowers is backed for the season by Ladbrokes. Check out the latest offers and odds at bet.thewhistleblowers.net thewhistleblowers.net @footbal...

Never Write Off Fat Ronaldo

June 19, 2018 15:00 - 33 minutes - 19.1 MB

On this week's show Barry Castagnola is joined by a cracking line up of comedians in Carl Donnelly, Chloe Petts and Andy Zaltzman to pose World Cup trivia questions, discuss the upcoming games and reminisce over the World Cup memories. Don't miss an episode of this tournament's series and hitting the SUBSCRIBE button will be the best way of hearing the jokes your mates will be repeating before they get a chance to do so! Never Write Off the Germans is backed for the season by Ladbrokes. G...

NEVER WRITE OFF THE GERMANS - RETURNS!

June 09, 2018 12:38 - 1 minute - 2.29 MB

Every four years the biggest event in football occurs, and yet again it clashes with the World Cup! The world's favourite comedy World Cup quiz is back for a Russian 2018 revival, this time with Barry Castagnola in the chair and lots funny people off the telly saying stuff about what they've seen so far. If you missed the last time we did it, check the archives or if you know what you like and this is it, SUBSCRIBE NOW at any of the usual places you get your podcasts or listen at NeverWriteO...

He Was Our Lunatic

August 15, 2014 06:02 - 30 minutes - 14.2 MB

Ian Donnelly and Tom Adams are here to launch a new season of Liverpool podcasts. We’ll be assessing the club’s summer transfer activity and looking ahead to how we’ll be getting on in the Premier League season. Produced by Paul Myers and Mike Leigh A Playback Media Production liverpoolpodcast.com

ENGLAND SPECIAL! Penalties Preview

June 19, 2014 14:23 - 43 seconds - 855 KB

TONIGHT Sam Delaney gets behind Roy's Lions with Alvin Martin, Mark Bircham, Phil Whelans and that EXCLUSIVE phone interview with Sepp Blatter ahead of the England match. Subscribe now on iTunes or from http://worldcuppodcast.com

The Crafty Rabbi Doesn't Beg

June 18, 2014 14:23 - 55 seconds - 1.76 MB

We know you like football and we know you like podcasts, so here's Ashley Blaker to remind you that latest episode of his World Cup comedy podcast 'Never Write Off Phil Neville' is available now on iTunes or from neverwriteoffthegermans.com

Never Write Off The Germans - World Cup 2014 Preview

June 11, 2014 18:23 - 3 minutes - 1.76 MB

Ashley Blaker finally returns for the panel quiz that taking Brazil by storm, so much so they've staged a World Cup football competition just to coincide with it! This is the preview, subscribe to it on iTunes or at neverwriteoffthegermans.com as it will be coming twice a week and we don't want you to miss it! Here's a quick look back at the Euro2012 series and with regard to England's first match, why England v Italy might be more entertaining than the average kick around. Get the latest Wo...

World Cup 2014 Preview

June 09, 2014 18:45 - 2 minutes - 2.42 MB

I'm Sam Delaney and from Tuesday the 10th of June my new World Cup podcast will be yours to keep forever, as a souvenir of the greatest carnival of futbol all year. Join me and a host of witty celebrity guests twice a week as we pick the bones of the World Cup 2014 as it unfolds. Subscribe now on Soundcloud, iTunes or whatever flavour you like your podcasts by following the links from worldcuppodcast.com Produced by Mike Leigh and Paul Myers Get all links for this show at http://worldcuppodc...

Flicking the Triangle

November 23, 2012 00:35 - 31 minutes - 14.3 MB

Rob is back after a mid season break and is joined by die hard Liverpool fans casting director Tom Adam and commercial director Martin Swift. With many games discuss, the surprise appointment of Benitez to Chelsea, the end of the 'Being Liverpool' documentary and much more. It's going to be and actioned packed pod!

Profligacy Of Chances

October 15, 2012 19:55 - 34 minutes - 16 MB

Rob Heeney is joined by comedian Steve Gibbin to discuss another week of what its really like ‘Being Liverpool’. Looking back at recent games and forward to Reading away, also the regeneration of Anfield and more appropriate punishment of divers in the form of man eating bees

Let's Not Get Carried Away

October 04, 2012 22:50 - 31 minutes - 14.6 MB

Rob Heeney and special guest Darren Michaelson discuss the Liverpool documentary, the Norwich game, Darren's career in the music business and memories of his first experiences at Anfield. Plus we discuss tonights Uefa cup tie.

Dr Nick's Quick Fix

September 25, 2012 18:30 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MB

Rob Heeney has given the nod for Brendan Dempsey to make a return to the show, while there is a debut for Paul Ricketts. Tune in to hear the discussion on this weeks events in and around Liverpool FC.

Young Boys Swiss Chocolatey

September 20, 2012 20:00 - 36 minutes - 16.7 MB

Rob Heeney brings in Brendan Dempsey to discuss the latest events from Anfield, in a week that carries more news than one could ever imagine. Recorded as we played with Young Boys, we could never ignore the sad yet important revelation that's been waiting 23 years to be unveiled and Rob asks whether due to the shocking circumstances of the authority cover up, are we now overlooking who is really to blame?

John Henry's 'Our Tune'

September 11, 2012 19:30 - 40 minutes - 18.5 MB

Rob Heeney's back with the Crafty Rabbi, Ashley Blaker to discuss the wisdom of Brendan's fantasy transfer selection, JH's open letters and why communication in the information age seems to have somehow passed Anfield by.

The Kenny Rogers Roast-in

August 14, 2012 21:40 - 32 minutes - 14.7 MB

Rob Heeney takes the seat with Ian Donnelly and the return of The Craft Rabbi, The Oracle, the original Liverpool podcaster Mr Ashley Blaker himself. As this football season resumes for another year we look forward to what we should expect under our new manager, who we'll be playing and a chance to win a signed Liverpool shirt! This podcast was supported by www.telegraph.co.uk/fantasyfootball where you can play for free and win up to £100,000. Join our Liverpool Podcast mini-league with the P...

A Season off being Villa

May 17, 2012 01:00 - 51 minutes - 23.5 MB

Ian Coyle and the gang discuss today's massive news after Kenny's sacking. Who is right for the job? Whats next for Liverpool? Should they just close Anfield? All is discussed in this weeks explosive podcast. Which is followed by end of season messages from fans of the podcast.

Lined Up Like Peanuts

May 09, 2012 21:30 - 49 minutes - 22.7 MB

Iain Coyle is joined by Steven Yemoh, Moose and Stuart Wright to discuss the FA Cup final defeat and the league win over Chelsea and the plans for next season.

Lump It Forward

May 02, 2012 19:55 - 48 minutes - 22.1 MB

Iain Coyle is joined by internet rumour mill maestro Wilberforce McCrimmon Moose and Stuart Wright, who by the way still 'likes' bacon. They have mixed emotions trying to make sense of the heartless performance against Fulham, the destruction of Norwich and the triumphant return of Uncle Woy. Theres bubbly, tops off and pants on heads, what more do you want

A Shower With Roy Hodgson

April 17, 2012 03:40 - 51 minutes - 24.7 MB

Live from England's North Western frontier comes Iain Coyle, dressed in red with his trusty sidekicks Stuart Wright and Internet mystery man Wilberforce McCrimmon Moose. Stuart likes bacon, Wilberforce has a transfer revelation and Iain raises the thorny issue of what gets said on other peoples podcasts and when it probably shouldn't. Follow us on Twitter @lfclifeanddeath

Kennys powerpoint presentation in pants

April 04, 2012 03:40 - 49 minutes - 24.5 MB

As you would expect host Iain Coyle is especially riled this week and decides to take it out on his wardrobe. Yes it’s a semi naked show as he tries to make sense of Carroll’s diving, Kenny’s pending report and most importantly who has to be shown the door. He’s joined by Stuart Wright and internet mystery man Wilberforce McCrimmon Moose.

Massive Sausage in Stoke

March 20, 2012 23:40 - 44 minutes - 20.7 MB

Iain Coyle brings in newcomer Stuart '@LeytonRocks' Wright and even Ian Donnelly looks in briefly at the end to discuss Kenny In, Kenny Out, Kuyt's future career in retrospect and whether we'd take Peter Crouch back. What do you think? Come and get more involved at www.liverpoolpodcast.com - Une production sans chemise.

End of Season Special

March 12, 2012 22:50 - 42 minutes - 19.5 MB

A topless Iain Coyle and Steven Yemoh discuss the recent defeats and say farewell to a Champions League spot for another season. Its all about Everton and the Cup QF this week

Milk Cup Winners 2012

February 28, 2012 22:30 - 34 minutes - 15.8 MB

It's the 'Milk Cup Celebration Special' (for younger viewers milk is what Carling used to be called) as we look back on the delights of wonderful weekend at Wembley and Kenny's new silverware. The shirt is still off but Iain Coyle does not appear to as angry as usual. Stephen Yemoh denies arousal. (This podcast is hijacked by Boyd and Ben)

With a Table Leg

February 21, 2012 23:25 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MB

This is the first episode where Iain Coyle starts the podcast with the shirt off. And then he gets angry. Stephen Yemoh is once again the voice of reason and Ian Donnelly is the voice of silence for the first half, as Coyley goes into a overdrive with the rant of the century. Listen on low volume.

Suarez - My Struggle

February 14, 2012 21:25 - 45 minutes - 20.2 MB

The 'Crafty Rabbi' Ashley Blaker is back again with Andy Carroll lookalike Humphrey Ker and Stephen 'The Voice of Sanity / TV Beefcake' Yemoh. The conversation is not entirely dominated by the handshake that never was, but we do mention it once or twice. We'll be taking live questions after the podcast on our Facebook. Find the link at http://liverpoolpodcast.com

Iain is Vexed

January 24, 2012 19:30 - 53 minutes - 25.7 MB

It's what they call in theatrical parlance a 'two-hander'. The Two Ia(i)ns are not happy though and need no extra help. It's a moan cum rant from top to tail as Carroll, Adam, Downing and anyone else within their sites get both barrels. Tonight's podcast was a shirt's off recording.

Racism and Wife Beating Special

January 10, 2012 22:00 - 49 minutes - 22.7 MB

Following the most ludicrous of decisions ever to grace the beautiful game, Iain Coyle and Stephen Yemoh bring in Ian Donnelly to pick the bones of the shakiest legal case of the century and ponder how Sir Alex managed to get a close personal friend on the jury. With the circus in town there's barely enough time to mention the football, but somehow we manage it.

Pasty-Stretcher

December 16, 2011 05:55 - 46 minutes - 21.2 MB

Iain Coyle and Ian Donnelly look back on the QPR match, laugh heartily at the fortunes of the Manchester twins and forward to Villa and Wigan, where the pasties are so abundant that they say the streets are paved with them. Stephen Yemoh does briefly appear in tonight's podcast. Near the end. If you get that far.

Clint Dempsey's Eyeliner

December 07, 2011 02:15 - 45 minutes - 20.8 MB

Iain Coyle and Stephen Yemoh discuss all the things that every Liverpool fan needs to know, such as 'does Clint Dempsey wear eyeliner?'. Of course there is talk of Liverpool FC, but how can we overlook the appearance of the first goth striker?

Italian Tank

November 23, 2011 01:30 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MB

It's a 'shirts on' episode this week where Iain Coyle, Stephen Yemoh and Ian Donnelly talk Kenny, Blatter, Collymore, transfers, Peter Cech's mask and of course Sr. Suarez. We also look forward to Man City at home coming up this weekend and Chelsea in the Milk Cup on Tuesday. All this in only 48 minutes.

Wycombe Wanderers eBay Auction Closing

November 02, 2011 23:30 - 43 minutes - 20.1 MB

It's the dream team this week (with the obvious omission of Arnie Ker). Yes, we're making do with the Crafty Rabbi Ashley Blaker and Stephen Blue Yemoh to join Iain Coyle in the first shirts off podcast of the year. There's so much to covered that we don't have time for it here. Our eBay Rating is not reflective of the quality of this podcast.

Hammer And Darts

October 10, 2011 21:30 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MB

Iain Coyle is joined by the crocked Rob Heaney and award winning Humphrey Kerr to discuss injuries, football violence and Adam's favourite left foot.

Billious, Beer Swilling Idiots

September 27, 2011 21:30 - 40 minutes - 18.5 MB

Iain, Ashley and Stephen Yemoh discuss Suarez's pretend motorbike, a daytrip to Brighton, Kenny's quips, professional diving referees and legendary Liverpudlian Pete Burns. It's a shame Yemoh couldn't stay to hear it all.

Servicing Roy in Beaconsfield

September 20, 2011 21:30 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MB

It's a four mic special and all the shirts stay on. Ashley 'The Crafty Rabbi' Blaker, Stephen 'Blue' Yemoh and award winning Humpfrey 'I'm no Nazi Sympathiser' Ker (pron: Carr) join Iain Coyle for a 38 minute romp through that crazy world of football. And for the first time Humf reveals exclusively his secret meeting with Roy Hodgson in laybay off the A40.

The Return of the Crafty Iman

September 06, 2011 21:00 - 38 minutes - 17.8 MB

Yes, tonight's podcast is named after Ashley Blaker who actually bothered to turn up. Ian Donnelly made it on time, but he never asked for such an honour. (We wanted to call it 'Andy Carroll, Drunk Again').

The One Where Ashley Didn't Turn Up

August 15, 2011 22:30 - 33 minutes - 15.4 MB

The podcast that once attracted a guest to cross the globe, fails even to get the attention of a once regular co-host to make the 20 minute trip and tonight's show is two hander with Stephen Yemoh playing two positions. Even Humph has stopped answering the phone since he changed his name. On the brighter side, Iain Coyle has lost 7 pounds and Suarez is looking like the bargain of the century. #YNWA

Androids, Racism and Sperm Banks

August 02, 2011 22:30 - 36 minutes - 16.7 MB

It's all back in time for kick off of for the new season as Iain Coyle leaves filthy messages on a Nazi impersonator's voicemail, while Stephen Yemoh and Ashley Blaker wonder if this is what it's come to. Who's in and who's out are among the many topics of discussion on tonight's Liverpool FC podcast, not forgetting discussion of the launch of Iain's favourite new Android app which is available from www.liverpoolpodcast.com along with all our other stuff.

24 May 11 - Someone Flew In From Australia To Do Our Show

May 24, 2011 22:30 - 55 minutes - 25.6 MB

This week a man flies from Sydney on a moment's notice after winning an eBay auction and next thing you know he's on Iain Coyle's sofa and guesting on the podcast. Sean McGerty has made himself a household name (at Chez Coyle at least) for coming halfway across the world to join this shirts off, last of the season podcast. Humphrey Ker does Arnie and Stephen Yemoh is Blue, but nothing will compare to McGerty's feat of faith. YNWA. Sean leaves with a handful of gifts from Reebok, Betfair and B...

10 May 11 - Bet You'd Score a Lot More Trim (in an Arnie voice)

May 10, 2011 22:30 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MB

It's a four mic special as Iain Coyle welcomes the return of The Craft Rabbi, Mr. Crown Paints himself, Ashley 'The Oracle' Blaker (wait, there's more), Humphrey Ker and Ian Donnelly for a triumphant return to form and the starling revelation of where Liverpool would be in the table if the league had started the same day as Kenny did. Listen to it and it'll all become clearer. Check our Facebook at liverpoolpodcast.com too for details of how you can be our guest on the last podcast of the sea...

28 Apr 11 - It's Red And It's Good For You

April 28, 2011 22:15 - 46 minutes - 21.2 MB

It's Preditor vs. Blue vs. St. Trinians II as tonight Iain Coyle welcomes Britain's premier Arnie impersonator, star of TV and film and glassesdirect.com spokesperson for the South East, Humphrey Ker. And also Stephen Yemoh out of Blue. It's a podcast the features superstitious celibacy, early windy-pops, the Arsenal pantomime, awesome Kuyt, 18 month old players, transfer rumours and Rooney being the right side of the law for once.

12 Apr 11 - Ray Wilkins: Plays Like a Crab, Talks Like a Crab

April 12, 2011 22:15 - 44 minutes - 21 MB

The shirts are on as Iain Coyle leads Stephen Yemoh and Ian Donnelly celebrate the victory against the blue side of Manchester (who were rubbish) and discuss James McCarthy, Gareth Bale, Jose Enrique and LeBron James who are all desperate to join The Reds (apparently).

29 Mar 11 - Jonjo's Junk

March 29, 2011 22:15 - 47 minutes - 21.9 MB

Humphrey 'Suarez' Ker plays a lone striker role but does very little to curb Iain 'King' Coyle's p**** obession on this week's podcast. If only Jonjo Shelvey had not made that shocking self-revelation on Twitter it could have been so different. (Don't forget to get our free iPhone app from bit.ly/liverpoolapp)

15 Mar 11 - What We Need Is More Width

March 15, 2011 22:15 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MB

It's an epic show this week with so much ground covered that we don't have space for it here. Britain's premier stand up comedian and Isle of Mann wiff-waff champion and former primetime dance sensation DJ Spoony will fill you in. Iain Coyle is your host.

28 Feb 11 - Cabbages And Condoms

February 28, 2011 22:45 - 30 minutes - 13.8 MB

Is the honeymoon over? What does Rooney have to do to get sent off? Iain Coyle and Blue TV hunk Stephen Yemoh bring in Tim Clark to agree what a tit Chris Coleman is.

15 Feb 11 - I Ain't Missing You At All

February 15, 2011 22:45 - 36 minutes - 16.8 MB

Still wallowing in the wonders of Dalglish, Humphrey Kerr and Stephen Yemoh join Iain Coyle to recount the Stoke game, rejoice in the triumph of the Chelsea victory, and look forward to a Sterling future.

31 Jan 11 - Goldfingering

January 31, 2011 23:00 - 44 minutes - 20.2 MB

It's like a damn goldrush! The transfer window is closing and we've bought everyone we can. Ian Donnelly and Eurovision hopeful Stephen Yemoh join a naked Iain Coyle to discuss Suarez, the pony-tailed jailbird and the fat lad from Blackpool. What ever happened to that Torres fella?

18 Jan 11 - I Love It When A Plan Doesn't Quite Come Together

January 18, 2011 23:00 - 46 minutes - 21.4 MB

Iain Coyle is joined by producer Steven Yemoh, and actor and comedian Brendan Dempsey to welcome in and to discuss the Dalglish era, the Merseyside derby, who we need to buy - oh, and Joe Cole.

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