Not In Front Of My Salad Podcast

The Baby's Outside

March 12, 2022 11:42 - 1 hour - 105 MB

We're back and just in time for Eurovision season to begin. Jono and Emilia discuss the Icelandic selection for the biggest celebration ever as well as the situation we're all dealing with in the world. Oh and we talk about the Icelandic custom of leaving your baby outside. Let us be the comforting conversation you overhear as you clean your apartment and deal with your hangover.

A Long Hard Look in the Mirror

February 25, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 92.6 MB

So after a long wait, we are finally back to making regular new episodes. In this very special ep, Jono reveals the reason why he basically dropped of the face of the Earth for a few months. It's over dramatic and whiney (but that's always on brand with Jono) and in true Emilia fashion, she's ready to calm him down.

The Missing Episodes 2 - She's Got a Baby Now

February 12, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 88.7 MB

Emilia is a mother! Yep loads happened since we last had a chat, including birthing a baby boy. In this very special episode we get a blow by blow of the entire experience, with extra special guests Nathan (Jono's French Fiancé) and the newborn babe himself, little Ragnar Björn.

The Missing Episodes 1 - Ready to Pop

February 05, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Not In Front Of My Salad is back after a 7 month (unintended) break. It's all because of Jono, but he'll explain that in two episodes time. Before then feast your ears on two episodes that were recorded but have never aired. The first of the missing episodes is just after Eurovision 2021. Italy won, Emilia had loads to say, and she was getting ready to give birth. Not In Front Of My Salad isn't really about anything but it's great to listen to while you're doing something else. Subscribe a...

Eurovision Part 2

May 22, 2021 10:21 - 1 hour - 110 MB

in the wise words of Emilia Gunnarsdottir, this is not a song competition. You'll see what we mean in the episode. Get your ears into the second half of our recap on the songs for this year's Eurovision Song Contest.

Eurovision Part 1

May 15, 2021 09:58 - 1 hour - 84 MB

It's that time of year again so join us as we listen to a snippet from each of the songs in the running to be this year's Eurovision champion.

Pregnant Frustration

May 08, 2021 18:02 - 52 minutes - 59.8 MB

As a storm brews in Paris, Emilia is dealing with the frustrations of a short fuse induced but the life growing inside her. Will the episode be completed? Will covid ever end? Listen to find out more!!

I'm Very Average

May 01, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 107 MB

In this spectacular episode, Jono asks the hottest Preggo in the world, Emilia, some very special questions.... questions to ask a woman. Like us on all the socials, we're not sponsored but we're open.

Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 24, 2021 17:52 - 1 hour - 109 MB

There was a summer house audio file misshap so Jono forced his fiance and lesbian comedy partner to watch the new Mortal Kombat film and review it till he can rejoin Emila next week. Let the tournament begin!!! Test your might and so on.

Titanic II The Worst Movie We've Seen in a Long Time

April 10, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

We're finally getting around to it, we watched Titanic II. Feast your ears on one of the worst movies we have ever seen!

And That's Why I'm Not Smelling the Milk in My Fridge

April 03, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 70.3 MB

We're sorry you had to wait too weeks, but we're back. This time Emilia has some very strong opinions about milk, Jono is sick of lockdown and we find out some special info about the baby. Next week we're finally gonna review titanic 2 so stay tuned and give us a like and review on wherever you listen to your podcasts. We're not sponsored but we're open.

Emilia's Super Big Announcement

March 13, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 94.4 MB

It's big! That's all you need to know!

SHAY-LEEN-WOOD-LEEE!

February 27, 2021 06:00 - 46 minutes - 53.8 MB

It's time for another movie episode and this week we're going back to a simpler time, a time long before Zendaya won all the Emmys for being hi, a time before all the sex and the drugs, a time where all we wanted as teens was to maybe see a shoulder and that was enough. Yes we're going all the way back to 2011 and diving in into the dystopian teen drama that's definitely not a rip off of the Hunger Games... DIVERGENT. Come for the movie review, stay for the mindless chatter. Like us on all ...

I Don't Enjoy the Murder

February 20, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

This week we get homicidal. Well what do you expect with lockdown and people like Armie Hammer on the loose. We discuss the finer elements of serial killings, the kinks of cannibalism and why Ted Bundy was a dumb piece of sh*t. Like us on all the socials and check out our patreon (patreon.com/mysaladpodcast).

She's Now a Goat Without Corona

February 13, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB

It's a new week and Emilia and Jono are finally recording an episode without the pixellation of the glorious 2G available in the French countryside. Jono's now living in Paris and the pair are joined by an extra special guest, Jono's super French fiancé Nathan. The three of them try to answer the question 'What's going on in your neck of the woods?' and discover that in a world that's post-Trump it's actually not as easy to answer as you might think. Like us on all the socials and check out ...

How Do You Know You've Never Eaten a Person?

February 06, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.6 MB

Jono is over his rants and this week we delve into the drama in the life of actual cannibal Armie Hammer. We're also so sorry about how often we talk about Americans but I guess you get to wear the crown of the 'Leader of the Free World' so that's kind of on you. Love us on all the socials and check out our Patreon www.patreon.comn/mysaladpodcast - We're not sponsored but we're totes open.

The Rant About Rent - Part 2 'Birkin Baggage'

January 17, 2021 06:00 - 47 minutes - 54.7 MB

In this more positive episode Jono finishes his feelings about not knowing what's coming for him in life in France, and we change the subject to discuss the importance of the Birkin handbag. Feel the status of this leather sac. Like us on all the socials, and check out our patreon www.patreon.com/mysaladpodcast - We're not sponsored but we're open.

The Rant About Rent - Part 1

January 10, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 88.9 MB

It's been a bit of a week for Jono and in this episode, he complained about life so much, we had to split it in two. So pour yourself a drink, relax in your favourite chair and get ready to hear a tale of what life is actually like in France. We promise it's worth it, and in part two next week there's other stuff too.

You Do You Boo, but is it Comfortable - Clash of the Titans Review

January 03, 2021 07:00 - 51 minutes - 58.8 MB

In our movie of the month review episode, we delve into the cinematic masterpiece that is Clash of the Titans or as Emilia calls it 'Clash of the Teetans.' A movie that makes such little sense that it got a sequel. Come for the review, stay for the banter. like us on all the socials, we're not sponsored but we're open.

You Have Nowhere to be Today Jono - Go Back to Sleep

December 27, 2020 07:00 - 58 minutes - 67 MB

It's Christmas, or whatever celebration you may or may not be having and we're here to share some of our favourite things about christmaseseses in Iceland, Australia and beyond. Like us on the socials, drop us a line and leave a review, we're not sponsored but we're open.

Nothing About Giraffes Makes Sense

December 19, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

In the final episode before Jono turns 35, we work our way through a bucket list, provided by the internet (and probably the Tourism Board of Portland). Join us as we figure out what things we need to do before we kick that bucket.

Stranger Danger

December 05, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 94.9 MB

In this week's episode Jono and Emilia explore what it was actually like for Emilia to attend an American High School, the danger of strangers and the put a finger down, whiter person challenge. Like us on all the socials, tell a friend and leave us a review. We're not sponsored but god knows we're trying.

Pens Are Not Cutlery, Emilia

November 28, 2020 08:45 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

In this week's episode, we answer some listener questions which leads us to delve into Jono's peeing habits and the history of Icelandic rap. We also announce that we're now on Patreon so check out patreon.com/mysaladpodcast for early access and exclusive content.

If You Were Running Away From Something, At Least Change Your Number on Amazon

November 20, 2020 18:36 - 1 hour - 66 MB

Yep this episode we both get a bit real... well maybe a bit whiney, and maybe it's more Jono than Emilia, but we know you like hearing us talk so let's explore it all together

I'm Not a Fan of Things I Haven't Seen Before

November 14, 2020 16:33 - 1 hour - 77 MB

By popular demand, this week we reviewed another film. The critically panned sequel to a hit film. That's right, we watched the 1997 flop Speed 2: Cruise Control.. and we didn't hate it. Love us on all the socials, we're not sponsored but we're open.

Don't Get Him Started on Sharks!

November 07, 2020 19:13 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

In this week's episode, we discover you should never let Jono start talking about sharks.. ever, and we explore the mysteries of life, like what you would buy if you had unlimited money. Love us on all the socials and we're not sponsored but we'll sell literally anything.

Bogan Baby Names 2020

October 31, 2020 14:31 - 1 hour - 76.6 MB

After a well meaning rant about French internet, Emilia and Jono explore the list of the top 10 boy and girl Bogan (Aussie slang for trailer trash) baby names for the garbage pile fire that is the year 2020. Like us on all the socials, we're not sponsored but will honestly sell anything.

Then I Would Order Myself a Pizza, and NOT Get Killed

October 23, 2020 17:07 - 1 hour - 61.7 MB

This week we compare notes after watching the 1995 not quite hit movie 'The Net' starring Sandra Bullock. There's a lot to digest and so many confusing plot holes, come along for the ride, stay for the snacks.

I don't watch Indiana Jones cause it's not realistic

October 17, 2020 17:46 - 1 hour - 75.9 MB

In this episode we uncover the mystery of why the Amanda Bynes film 'What a girl wants' was so bad, as well as a bunch of other stuff that seems to come out of nowhere. There's no real structure and Not In Front Of My Salad isn't really about anything, but it's great to listen to while you're doing something else.

Terrible Love Songs

October 02, 2020 17:41 - 1 hour - 63 MB

It's the first cross-country episode. Find out what made Jono cry in his first two weeks in France and discover the terrible secret Emilia uncovered from a beloved song. Like us on all the socials and let us know where you are.

Au Revoir Iceland

September 24, 2020 08:30 - 1 hour - 62.9 MB

Today we're joined by the heterosexual life partner of our friend and social media manager Elin. His name is Ian and he's very Irish and by that we mean, perfectly suited to living in a country with often shitty weather. It's also Jono's last day living in Iceland. Join us as we live laugh and love like the Karens we all are.

We Were Rooting for You

September 17, 2020 10:27 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MB

As Jono prepares for his move to France, he and Emilia are trying to get as much time in together as possible. They even make a special phone call to Natan to find out what the weather is like across the pond. Like us on all the socials. We're not sponsored but we're open.

The Proust Questionnaire Part 2

September 10, 2020 08:30 - 1 hour - 81.2 MB

in this thrilling conclusion we finish the Proust Questionnaire... well we answer as many questions as we can till we get bored with it. It's awesome.

The Proust Questionnaire Part 1

September 03, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

In this episode Emilia and Jono are joined by our social media manager (who we keep forgetting to give our passwords to) Elin and her heterosexual life partner Ian, as we delve deep into what makes us tick as we answer the questions proposed by some famous french guy. Like us on all the socials. We're not sponsored but we're open.

Remember Planking?

August 27, 2020 08:30 - 1 hour - 71 MB

It's a nice sunny day (well at least it was when we recording this episode) so we cracked out the wine and talked about shit that probably isn't important but it will help you get through whatever misery you're suffering today. Like us on all the socials. We're not sponsored but we're open.

The Holiday Recap Part 2

August 20, 2020 08:30 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

Join Emilia and Jono as they conclude their retrospective travel diary from around Iceland. It's the must listen to travel blog of the year. Like us on all the socials. We're not sponsored but we're open.

The Holiday Recap Part 1

August 13, 2020 09:55 - 1 hour - 86.8 MB

Emilia and Jono went on a camping staycation around Iceland and in this episode you get to hear all about what they got up to because they were bad at recording episodes on the road. Like us on all the socials. We're not sponsored but we're open.

The Time Travelling Housewives of Space

July 03, 2020 18:47 - 1 hour - 89.2 MB

That's right, this freestyle chat covers all the important things, space, time travel, the real housewives of Beverly Hills... everything you need to listen to while you're doing something else. Like us on the socials. Leave a review and tell your friends. We're not sponsored, but we're open!!

We're Millennials

June 25, 2020 08:53 - 1 hour - 72 MB

We grew up in the 90s, love to travel and our personality is wine, but don't get us started on our harry potter house - it's the only one we can afford. Yep we're millennials, and we're here to keep giving gen Z even more reasons to confuse us on Tik Tok. So enjoy our meaningless rants.

JK Rowling Isn't Real

June 04, 2020 19:10 - 1 hour - 97 MB

Join Emilia and Jono as they delve into 12 of the weirdest conspiracy theories on the internet because they're hilarious. Get to know the flatness of earth, the human flesh eating of Queen Elizabeth and the GPS Shark Army of Israel. Learn about all this while you're pretending to work, or cleaning your apartment, or on the toilet. Like us on all the socials.

Is there a God?

May 28, 2020 09:30 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

Join Emilia and Jono as he tests out some new jokes and they delve into coke prices in Iceland and the reality of atheism! Like us on all the socials and give us a review.

The Science of Sleep

May 21, 2020 09:30 - 1 hour - 82.8 MB

Join Emila and Jono as they distract you from the woes of life with their riveting conversations about cocaine filled marketing people, Lana Del Ray's old face and the proper time to go to bed. Like us on all the socials. We're not sponsored but we're open.

The Magic of Twilight

May 14, 2020 16:18 - 1 hour - 87.1 MB

Jono had never seen twilight till two days ago. In a first for this podcast we have two guests: Jono's loving fiancé Nathan, and comedian extraordinaire Kimi Tayler. Together this foursome try to understand what the hell these movies are actually about. Like us on all the socials, we're not sponsored but we're open!

Questions from Laura Part 2

May 07, 2020 18:19 - 1 hour - 85.4 MB

Join us as we go through the final 15 questions sent to us by our fierce listener Laura. Like us on all the socials. We're not sponsored but we're open.

Questions from Laura Part 1

April 30, 2020 18:22 - 1 hour - 83 MB

We're not sponsored but we're open. Get those headphones and let us take you on a journey when we answer a bunch of amazing questions we've never seen before. Like us on all the socials.

Prometheus According to Emilia

April 24, 2020 15:50 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

Emilia finally watched the Alien prequel 'Prometheus.' Did she hate it? did she understand it? Find out by listening in!

Christmas Sheets

April 17, 2020 16:08 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

In this episode we discuss what the hell christmas sheets are, weird movies and what it's like to loose a hollywood actress from your body.

Heavy Spoilers

April 10, 2020 18:07 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Jono and Emilia shake bring in the long Good Friday by reviewing; Love Rosie, About Time, and Atomic Blonde. This is how the films happened as they see it for your listening pleasure.

Stop Yawning

April 03, 2020 15:51 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

Join Emilia and Jono as they enjoy seeing a face that's not their respective partners in this crazy thing we call life in lockdown. Things will be discussed and movie challenges will be issued. Like us on all the socials, we're not sponsored but we're open.

Chillin With The Fishes

March 26, 2020 18:18 - 1 hour - 71.9 MB

Two queens in quarantine, Emilia Gunnarsdottir and Jonathan Duffy discuss all the important things, like flat earthers, being a fantasy football manager, and preferred last names. Like us on all the socials. We're not sponsored but we're open.